The Netherlands is shit.
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Praetori




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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Jan 2006 13:31    Post subject: The Netherlands is shit.
Yeah, just when I regained hope in my country right after explaining someone on another forum that K3 isn't actually a Dutch band, but a Belgian band - a misunderstanding of MASSIVE proportions - I figured I'd figure the US based tourist site of the Netherlands to see what else could be worth seeing here.

Upon entering the rather confusing and rubbish looking site, I stumbled upon Dutch tourist attractions (or lack thereof). It's invitingly called "Tulips, windmills, and more!"... HOLY SHIT!! THERE'S MORE?!?. My brief sprinkle of hope was immediatly crushed upon learning that "more" actually meant "more of the same". I kept on reading. Surely our country would have something to unique to offer.

And I was right. And I quote "The bicycle is a very familiar sight in Holland. Nearly everyone has one, and some people even have two. A Dutchman without a bike is like a fish without water! Holland is the ultimate bicycling country." - Wow. Yes, because surely, an American would spend roughly €700 on a return ticket to the Netherlands, and several thousands of Euros on lodging because said American gets to - wait for it - SEE PEOPLE ON BICYCLES! Amazing!



Surely, this must be a fluke right? Even the Netherlands - shitty beyond belief as it may be - has something to offer besides clinging on to 200+ year old history of people trudging around on wooden shoes taking care of their infamous windmills?

The answer is yes. That was a fluke. For beyold, our country has "churches". Yes. Churches. The same buildings being built in godforsaken towns in the 6th layer of Hell, are apperantly in the Netherlands as well. The only reason I could possibly think of these boring houses of eternal snoredom are being displayed on the main page was because the Netherlands is just about the most atheist country there is - and to us, them churchies be pretty special then alright. But why would an American or, hell, a citizen of Bangladesh be interested in seeing the same kind of building their hometown probably has at least 30 of already? They're all houses of the Lord anyway - and even if that were true, I doubt he'd want to visit His homes in the Netherlands.



The rest of the site was pretty much filled with the same thing. Museums, turnips, "culture", this site had it all. Except no self-respecting foreigner would ever want to visit these places.




The best thing that has happened to the Netherlands is being a co-founder of the European Union. And in the best-case scenario we could be assimilated into one European super-culture. Either that or the alternative best-case scenario that the whole country gets flooded and nobody will be able to live here any more. Either way, tourists will have more fun visiting this country than they currently have.



I can't wait to get out of here.
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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Jan 2006 13:42    Post subject:
yeah holland is a great contry. use bicycle and smoke pot... ^^
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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Jan 2006 15:28    Post subject:
holland = weed and our cheapscape neighbours

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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Jan 2006 16:03    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
holland = weed and our cheapscape neighbours



http://www.nationmaster.com/graph-T/eco_eco_aid_don_cap


We're the 4th most generous country in the world. 5th is Belgium, and the Netherlands gives almost twice more. Wink

Sorry, I just hate that stereotype. Otherwise the country is shit though.
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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Jan 2006 16:13    Post subject:
Well, well, look whose on the 3rd place Wink


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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Jan 2006 16:26    Post subject:
Netherlands went to Iraq so screw 'em.


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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Jan 2006 16:51    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
Well, well, look whose on the 3rd place Wink


Well, look whose on the 2nd place Wink
I just had to say that. Razz
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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Jan 2006 17:17    Post subject:
Praetori wrote:
JeanPerrier wrote:
holland = weed and our cheapscape neighbours



http://www.nationmaster.com/graph-T/eco_eco_aid_don_cap


We're the 4th most generous country in the world. 5th is Belgium, and the Netherlands gives almost twice more. Wink

Sorry, I just hate that stereotype. Otherwise the country is shit though.


for starters that graph is bullshit, there are only 16 countries who give something
second, i dont care even if you would all give millions each day, you wont give my a cig on the street Laughing
third you say your country is shit but still you hate me joking about how cheap it is

Laughing Laughing

o my
dont take any of it serious tho except the first one.


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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Jan 2006 18:05    Post subject: Re: The Netherlands is shit.
Praetori wrote:
Yeah, just when I regained hope in my country right after explaining someone on another forum that K3 isn't actually a Dutch band, but a Belgian band - a misunderstanding of MASSIVE proportions


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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Jan 2006 19:30    Post subject:
holland pwnz evry other country Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 4th Jan 2006 07:44    Post subject:
nooo, Norway is just on 2nd place here =(
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PostPosted: Wed, 4th Jan 2006 13:39    Post subject:
The Netherlands... well.... no beaches.... no mountains.....shitty weather. As a tourist you will go to see some cities and windmills and some churches, the ride ends in about 3 days, then you'd wish you'd gone to a real sight worthy country like France - Paris or to some nice warm coast like the coast of Greece.
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PostPosted: Wed, 4th Jan 2006 19:09    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
The Netherlands... well.... no beaches.... no mountains.....shitty weather. As a tourist you will go to see some cities and windmills and some churches, the ride ends in about 3 days, then you'd wish you'd gone to a real sight worthy country like France - Paris or to some nice warm coast like the coast of Greece.


no beaches? omg stop talking if you dont know what you are talking about.....
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PostPosted: Wed, 4th Jan 2006 21:12    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
Pizda2 wrote:
The Netherlands... well.... no beaches.... no mountains.....shitty weather. As a tourist you will go to see some cities and windmills and some churches, the ride ends in about 3 days, then you'd wish you'd gone to a real sight worthy country like France - Paris or to some nice warm coast like the coast of Greece.


no beaches? omg stop talking if you dont know what you are talking about.....


maybe his mum and daddy never took him to the beach Razz


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PostPosted: Thu, 5th Jan 2006 00:11    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
Pizda2 wrote:
The Netherlands... well.... no beaches.... no mountains.....shitty weather. As a tourist you will go to see some cities and windmills and some churches, the ride ends in about 3 days, then you'd wish you'd gone to a real sight worthy country like France - Paris or to some nice warm coast like the coast of Greece.


no beaches? omg stop talking if you dont know what you are talking about.....


If you call that beaches, then you sir, are a total retard.
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PostPosted: Thu, 5th Jan 2006 08:18    Post subject:
learn to swim fools Wink
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PostPosted: Thu, 5th Jan 2006 11:25    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
TheSaint wrote:
Pizda2 wrote:
The Netherlands... well.... no beaches.... no mountains.....shitty weather. As a tourist you will go to see some cities and windmills and some churches, the ride ends in about 3 days, then you'd wish you'd gone to a real sight worthy country like France - Paris or to some nice warm coast like the coast of Greece.


no beaches? omg stop talking if you dont know what you are talking about.....


If you call that beaches, then you sir, are a total retard.


and what to we have in belgium? a beautifull beach (if you come on a sunny day when there isnt alot of people and if you can think all the buildings away and if dirty water doesnt really matter that much for you)


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PostPosted: Thu, 5th Jan 2006 11:38    Post subject:
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well its a free country, that may be positive.. for people who want anarchy Razz lawl
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 10:30    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 11:30    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 12:53    Post subject:
But are you saying Belgium is better than netherlands? It could be true Smile
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 13:07    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
But are you saying Belgium is better than netherlands? It could be true Smile


Hey, I said the Netherlands was shit. I never said it was like BELGIUM.

Don't take stuff too far, man.

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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 14:03    Post subject:
K3 rules, and it is belgian, so i must be proud of my country

begium>>> netherlands
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 14:07    Post subject:
spankie wrote:
K3 rules, and it is belgian, so i must be proud of my country

begium>>> netherlands



again this proves that

Netherlands > Belgium


begium lol


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 14:29    Post subject:
skidrow wrote:
spankie wrote:
K3 rules, and it is belgian, so i must be proud of my country

begium>>> netherlands

again this proves that

Netherlands (sucks) > Belgium

begium lol


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 15:12    Post subject:
Bitch on bitch... Razz



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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 15:21    Post subject:
belgium, netherlands, holland, dutchland, whatever Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 15:25    Post subject:
skidrow wrote:
spankie wrote:
K3 rules, and it is belgian, so i must be proud of my country

begium>>> netherlands


again this proves that

Netherlands > Belgium

begium lol


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 15:34    Post subject:
Voodoo-child wrote:
skidrow wrote:
spankie wrote:
K3 rules, and it is belgian, so i must be proud of my country

begium>>> netherlands


again this proves that

Netherlands > Belgium

begium lol


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only a tempban, what kind of countrylove is that


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