The excuse of excuses
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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2006 19:45    Post subject: The excuse of excuses
"Fuck it, we're young"

The sentence of my life.... Everyone has a thing that he or she tells him/her self to do things you normally wouldn't do so easily, things you'd think twice about. About the impact it could have on you and other people and the consequences bound to them.

I have, cheated on girls whom I have had "relationships" with, multiple times with some, I once drank so much I could puke my guts out, then went into rollercoasters to see how many rides I could with stand before puking out everything I got in me, I went swimming, naked with friends in a public pool, to see how people would react and how long it would take before we got our asses kicked out, I walked/ran home from a friends house in 6 at the morning on 1jan because I didn't want to pay for a cab and public transport was not active at the time, it was a 2 and a half hour walk and I ran about 30 minutes of that I was fucking wrecked, I walked, naked, with a girl from my hotel room to the beach at 5:30 in the morning to swim naked and just for fun try to get there naked, undetected, that was on a holiday, summer 2005, I had sex once at a party in my friends house, when there were 15 people down stairs and a couple of sneaky fucks up stairs, checking us out, secretly, I was out once and I was so fucking drunk, that when I pulled down my pants to take a leak, I couldn't manage to pull my pants back up and reattach it properly, so I went back to my hotel with my pants on my ankles, also summer 2005.

"Fuck it, we're young" and usually that gets followed by "this is the time our lives, if we're gonna do crazy shit, then now is the time because later on we can't afford to behave so reckless" or "One day when we're older we'll look back at this and laugh and reminisce of the good times we had". Saying those things will make me do, 90% of any crazy
scenario's you can come up with. It's my weak spot and it inspires me. I guess it's just, when something like that gets said to me, I start thinking.... I think.... Damn.... I am 18.... If I am ever going to do this then this is the time for it. Don't wanna waste this, it's now or never. Well.... Actually.... That's about the only thing I think of,
there is no more thinking after that, but you know, I regret not thinking about 1 or 2 things in my life. Sad Laughing

So share some of your crazy experiences and the excuses behind them. Tell me your MAIN EXCUSE and if you don't have a general excuse like I do, that's ok just put it down, may it be 5 excuses or 50.
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2006 20:04    Post subject:
I once smoked behind the bikesheds.
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2006 20:18    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
I once smoked behind the bikesheds.
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dick? Shocked

And I don't really have a life motto anymore Sad and I think the 'embarassing things' was coverd in another thread. Most experiences you do are spur of the moment / once in a lifetime things anyway. However what I have learnt from your post is, YOUR ALL GAY! Smile come on.. there's a difference between going skinny dipping with your mates (which ive done) than going into a public simming baths with ur dicks flapping about!

Ok it might not be the same for you (im not sure) but we don't see our m8s dicks week in week out during PE like yanks do, but even so it does sound pretty gay Razz

edit: oh i'd also love to see how that idea started. i bet it went something like...
person 1: 'wanna compare dick sizes?'
person 2: 'ok, but that sounds a bit gay and everyone will see us doing it'
person 1: 'it's ok we'll do it in public so it doesnt look gay'
person 2: 'cool but how can we do it?'
person 1: 'we can go skinny dipping?'
person 2: 'but we're nowhere near the sea!'
person 1: 'there's a local swimming pool...'
person 2: 'GENIUS!'


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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2006 20:19    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
Jenni wrote:
I once smoked behind the bikesheds.
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than going into a public simming baths with ur dicks flapping about!



AJAJAJAJAJAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Omg, as if we care we're all men what does it matter if we see eachother cocks, It's all natural. If we would touch eachothers equipment then you could say we're gay.
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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2006 22:18    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
Jenni wrote:
I once smoked behind the bikesheds.
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dick? Shocked

And I don't really have a life motto anymore Sad and I think the 'embarassing things' was coverd in another thread. Most experiences you do are spur of the moment / once in a lifetime things anyway. However what I have learnt from your post is, YOUR ALL GAY! Smile come on.. there's a difference between going skinny dipping with your mates (which ive done) than going into a public simming baths with ur dicks flapping about!

Ok it might not be the same for you (im not sure) but we don't see our m8s dicks week in week out during PE like yanks do, but even so it does sound pretty gay Razz

edit: oh i'd also love to see how that idea started. i bet it went something like...
person 1: 'wanna compare dick sizes?'
person 2: 'ok, but that sounds a bit gay and everyone will see us doing it'
person 1: 'it's ok we'll do it in public so it doesnt look gay'
person 2: 'cool but how can we do it?'
person 1: 'we can go skinny dipping?'
person 2: 'but we're nowhere near the sea!'
person 1: 'there's a local swimming pool...'
person 2: 'GENIUS!'


LOL, that edit was worthy of a new post.

No it did not go like that and what use to compare dicks. I know this guy since I was like, 5, 6 he always had the biggest dick, still does.
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2006 22:46    Post subject:
i have no idea wtf is up with guys being naked in the locker room.. its fucknig weird hence why i tend to stay away from gym locker rooms..

secondly i was just 18-19 but i never went nuts, i have to always have control.. goes with the job i guess, i never get drunk cause i hate relying on people to help you out... i also wouldn't do any of the things u mentioned simply because most are against the law...

i'll have time to be stupid when i retire at 50
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Feb 2006 00:17    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
No it did not go like that and what use to compare dicks. I know this guy since I was like, 5, 6 he always had the biggest dick, still does.


Surprised Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

wow that's erm.. mighty gay. Have you ever seen it erect? Laughing Laughing seriously dpn'tanswer that!

max. I thought you said you were a rebel? did fraud and all that.

Pizdaoutofinterest... do you have showers after PE lessons in school? Like i said.. here we don' tso it's a pretty rare thing to catch a glimpse of ur m8s knob anyway (not that I bet u look... but in a shower its hard to wash yourself without actually seeing the person in the corner of your eye)


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Feb 2006 00:23    Post subject:
only stupid shit i did when i was young was riding in stolen cars, was kinda fun though and the people i was with werent stupid or anything we just drove around at normal speeds not like the ass hats these days that drive at twice the speed limit.

i think the best time in my teens was riding stolen motorbikes at the local nature trail and farmers fields ,we acted like we owned the bikes doing maintenance on them and even repaired some minor engine failures with our own cash Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Feb 2006 01:19    Post subject:
snop1050 wrote:
only stupid shit i did when i was young was riding in stolen cars, was kinda fun though and the people i was with werent stupid or anything we just drove around at normal speeds not like the ass hats these days that drive at twice the speed limit.

i think the best time in my teens was riding stolen motorbikes at the local nature trail and farmers fields ,we acted like we owned the bikes doing maintenance on them and even repaired some minor engine failures with our own cash Laughing


HAAHAHAHAHAH funnnyyyyy... you should be in jail doing 2-3 for grand theft auto
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Feb 2006 02:05    Post subject:
snop1050 wrote:
only stupid shit i did when i was young was riding in stolen cars, was kinda fun though and the people i was with werent stupid or anything we just drove around at normal speeds not like the ass hats these days that drive at twice the speed limit.

i think the best time in my teens was riding stolen motorbikes at the local nature trail and farmers fields ,we acted like we owned the bikes doing maintenance on them and even repaired some minor engine failures with our own cash Laughing


The people you were with obviously were stupid, otherwise they would find ways other then joyriding to entertain themselves.


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Feb 2006 02:49    Post subject:
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The people you were with obviously were stupid, otherwise they would find ways other then joyriding to entertain themselves.

yea they were and so was i for beeing with them i guess, my only defence is i had knew them all since i was around 6yr's old and they were the only people to hang around with on the estate i lived on.

i no longer live in the city where i grew up now but my parents still live there and are always telling me they are getting sent to prison Laughing ,some of them are addicted to hardcore drugs now aswell ,guess its a good job i moved when i did.

btw all this joyriding happened when i was around 15-17

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HAAHAHAHAHAH funnnyyyyy... you should be in jail doing 2-3 for grand theft auto

i imagine you and pretty much everyone else who visits this website should be in jail for piracy Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Feb 2006 03:01    Post subject:
Good for you.


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Feb 2006 03:01    Post subject:
Most of the crazy shit I did as a kid was from peer pressure. Either that or I have a day when I just don't give a shit about anything. When I look back at my youth (just turned 26 but can pass for a 21 yr old) there are a lot of things/actions I wish I had taken but didn't due to being self-conscious.

Man... I've been in some seriously whack situations that I've let slide and regretted afterwards. I always think... I'll have plenty more chances. Fucked up huh?
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Feb 2006 03:29    Post subject:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
i have no idea wtf is up with guys being naked in the locker room.. its fucknig weird hence why i tend to stay away from gym locker rooms..

secondly i was just 18-19 but i never went nuts, i have to always have control.. goes with the job i guess, i never get drunk cause i hate relying on people to help you out... i also wouldn't do any of the things u mentioned simply because most are against the law...

i'll have time to be stupid when i retire at 50

Your a born cop! Very Happy The way you talk, the way you are. The serious way. WTF.. bah im a little drunk to, but you get it Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Feb 2006 03:45    Post subject:
deelix wrote:

Your a born cop! Very Happy The way you talk, the way you are. The serious way. WTF.. bah im a little drunk to, but you get it Very Happy



Woohoo, Its like you got married and got children in those sentences.. Very Happy Much love homie. Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Feb 2006 05:06    Post subject:
snop1050 wrote:
Quote:


The people you were with obviously were stupid, otherwise they would find ways other then joyriding to entertain themselves.

yea they were and so was i for beeing with them i guess, my only defence is i had knew them all since i was around 6yr's old and they were the only people to hang around with on the estate i lived on.

i no longer live in the city where i grew up now but my parents still live there and are always telling me they are getting sent to prison Laughing ,some of them are addicted to hardcore drugs now aswell ,guess its a good job i moved when i did.

btw all this joyriding happened when i was around 15-17

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HAAHAHAHAHAH funnnyyyyy... you should be in jail doing 2-3 for grand theft auto

i imagine you and pretty much everyone else who visits this website should be in jail for piracy Laughing


lol you wish, downloading is legal in canada... nananana
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Feb 2006 05:21    Post subject:
I once broke into my school along with a friend..needless to say the alarm went off and we evaded police & people looking for us by hiding in drainage ditches for a day and a half. Mabey later I'll write up a better revision of the story.
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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Feb 2006 12:11    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
Pizda2 wrote:
No it did not go like that and what use to compare dicks. I know this guy since I was like, 5, 6 he always had the biggest dick, still does.


Surprised Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

wow that's erm.. mighty gay. Have you ever seen it erect? Laughing Laughing seriously dpn'tanswer that!

max. I thought you said you were a rebel? did fraud and all that.

Pizdaoutofinterest... do you have showers after PE lessons in school? Like i said.. here we don' tso it's a pretty rare thing to catch a glimpse of ur m8s knob anyway (not that I bet u look... but in a shower its hard to wash yourself without actually seeing the person in the corner of your eye)


Why is that mighty gay? It's not gay at all to see a man naked, It's gay when you see a man naked and you drop down to give him a BJ, then you're gay. But you can't avoid seeing your own gender naked, you'll encounter it somewhere, may it be on the beach or PE classes or other sports, etc.

When I was 5 - 12, we had PE and we HAD to shower, the teachers made us they always thought hygiene was important. So yeah, we saw eachothers cocks. Then when I went to high school, taking a shower after PE was not mandatory, so really no one did. At my current school we don't have PE, it's a business school, no PE, no special days out etc.

But I still do see naked men when I go to the gym and when I go to the lockerroom.... there are showers and people do shower, I don't mind. It's just when those old people get up to shower those 65+ people that have to do sports to improve their weak condition, when you see them strip you just turn around and pray you don't catch a glimpse because it hits you straight in the heart, It's like a shock you get, horrible.
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Feb 2006 14:05    Post subject:
Like.. girls can kiss eachother without being lesbian. So i guess Pizda2 have a point Wink
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Feb 2006 15:20    Post subject:
I was at this sordid, very wrong, very very wrong party and I kissed a guy when playing spin the bottle. Does that make me gay? No!

Being a kid I recall going onto the roof of an opposing school. We then thought it would be fun to smash their greenhouse. So me and a mate get quite a distance away and pick up some stones. We're just about to hurl them when my other mate smashes it with a wooden plank (he was standing right next to it). Literally 2 seconds later the caretaker is chasing us. We ran for our lives and ended up hiding in someone's back garden.

With adulthood comes fear. Some of the stunts we used to do on our BMX's I would never do now due to not wanting to die.
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Feb 2006 15:27    Post subject:
CobbMk2 wrote:
I was at this sordid, very wrong, very very wrong party and I kissed a guy when playing spin the bottle. Does that make me gay? No!
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Oh no you dident!!1 Very Happy Well thats kinda fucked up in my little straight world.^^ I would NEVER kiss another guy, If it wasnt under like gun pointing. But sure, if you don´t feel gay, then you probably arent gay. Razz


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Feb 2006 15:30    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
Jenni wrote:
I once smoked behind the bikesheds.
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dick? Shocked


Well if I did, at least we have something in common.

Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Feb 2006 15:58    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
Sublime wrote:
Jenni wrote:
I once smoked behind the bikesheds.
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dick? Shocked


Well if I did, at least we have something in common.

Laughing




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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Feb 2006 16:07    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
Sublime wrote:
Jenni wrote:
I once smoked behind the bikesheds.
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dick? Shocked


Well if I did, at least we have something in common.

Laughing


Nah I played footy in my break times in high school Very Happy I wasn't with the cool guys who smoked and couldn't run for more than 5 minutes without coughing up blood Razz


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Feb 2006 16:13    Post subject:
Spun[k] wrote:
CobbMk2 wrote:
I was at this sordid, very wrong, very very wrong party and I kissed a guy when playing spin the bottle. Does that make me gay? No!
.



Oh no you dident!!1 Very Happy Well thats kinda fucked up in my little straight world.^^ I would NEVER kiss another guy, If it wasnt under like gun pointing. But sure, if you don´t feel gay, then you probably arent gay. Razz
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Feb 2006 16:16    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
Spun[k] wrote:
CobbMk2 wrote:
I was at this sordid, very wrong, very very wrong party and I kissed a guy when playing spin the bottle. Does that make me gay? No!
.



Oh no you dident!!1 Very Happy Well thats kinda fucked up in my little straight world.^^ I would NEVER kiss another guy, If it wasnt under like gun pointing. But sure, if you don´t feel gay, then you probably arent gay. Razz


well he was under a gun.. and by gun we mean penis right? Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Feb 2006 16:23    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Feb 2006 17:31    Post subject:
haha, well... it wasn't as gross as I thought it would be. I'm pretty open minded but it would just be too much effort for me to be gay when I find women so damn sexy. Razz
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Feb 2006 18:19    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
Jenni wrote:
Sublime wrote:


dick? Shocked


Well if I did, at least we have something in common.

Laughing


Nah I played footy in my break times in high school Very Happy I wasn't with the cool guys who smoked and couldn't run for more than 5 minutes without coughing up blood Razz



Hehe! Yeah but we know that it wasn't oranges that you were sucking at half time don't we.


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Feb 2006 18:51    Post subject:
nope, bananas. ALWAYS bananas.


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