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Mutantius
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Posted: Sun, 29th Jan 2006 22:47 Post subject: Dungeon Siege trailer overdoses on LOTR |
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http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/27/dungeon-siege-trailer-overdoses-on-lotr/
What has orcs, elves, John Rhys-Davies, and ends in "of the King?" No, it's not Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, silly! It's Uwe Boll's latest, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. What else does his LOTR-killer bring to the table: that ass-kicking bald-guy from The Transporter, ninjas, Burt Reynolds, ninjas, Ray Liotta, and, in an Oscar-worthy role, Matthew Lillard!
No, I'm not kidding, the annoying guy from Scream.
Another masterpiece 
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vortex66
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Posted: Sun, 29th Jan 2006 23:37 Post subject: |
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how can he get all these actors for such an obvious piece of turd?
i just dont get it...
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Jenni
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Posted: Sun, 29th Jan 2006 23:44 Post subject: |
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Posted: Sun, 29th Jan 2006 23:46 Post subject: |
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it honestly doesnt look any better than the average fantasy based porn movie, like dreamquest etc. god, i hope he burns in hell.
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Posted: Mon, 30th Jan 2006 00:35 Post subject: |
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I don't know if I would watch it even if I got paid to...
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Posted: Mon, 30th Jan 2006 02:29 Post subject: |
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fuck that took long to end....
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nouseforaname
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Swinefur
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Posted: Mon, 30th Jan 2006 15:57 Post subject: |
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Where the fuck does he get all his money from?
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ollax
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Posted: Mon, 30th Jan 2006 17:00 Post subject: |
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Is this a joke?

Of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most!
"Ozzy Osbourne"
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Posted: Mon, 30th Jan 2006 17:17 Post subject: |
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i dunno about this.
I mean orcs and ninja's? wtf.
also burt reynolds, what's up with him? imitating sean connery. (i bet boll wanted connery, but he declined )
Ray liota and Jason stratham arent the kinda guys that should play these kinda characters. Atleast, that's what i think.
I'll wait when its finished and read the reviews.
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fraich3
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Posted: Sun, 12th Feb 2006 06:44 Post subject: |
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i d love to say "a bollywood movie" but that one s already taken 
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