Dungeon Siege trailer overdoses on LOTR
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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Jan 2006 22:47    Post subject: Dungeon Siege trailer overdoses on LOTR
http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/27/dungeon-siege-trailer-overdoses-on-lotr/

What has orcs, elves, John Rhys-Davies, and ends in "of the King?" No, it's not Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, silly! It's Uwe Boll's latest, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. What else does his LOTR-killer bring to the table: that ass-kicking bald-guy from The Transporter, ninjas, Burt Reynolds, ninjas, Ray Liotta, and, in an Oscar-worthy role, Matthew Lillard!

No, I'm not kidding, the annoying guy from Scream.

Another masterpiece Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Jan 2006 23:34    Post subject:
wtf

even John Rhys-Davies is in it :O

good thing is Leelee Sobieski, love her in The Glass House

hope Uwe Boll doenst fook up the fantasy mood in movies
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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Jan 2006 23:37    Post subject:
how can he get all these actors for such an obvious piece of turd?
i just dont get it...


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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Jan 2006 23:44    Post subject:
That looks truely awful.


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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Jan 2006 23:46    Post subject:
it honestly doesnt look any better than the average fantasy based porn movie, like dreamquest etc. god, i hope he burns in hell.


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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Jan 2006 00:35    Post subject:
I don't know if I would watch it even if I got paid to...
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Jan 2006 02:29    Post subject:
fuck that took long to end....


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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Jan 2006 05:53    Post subject:
yay! Another masterpiece from Dr. Boll! Very Happy Razz


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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Jan 2006 08:06    Post subject:
Wee another Bollshit movie!
This is just the beginning, there are much more movies to come: Far Cry, Postal, Hunter: The Reckoning. Boll is an evil mastermind, some ppl even say he is a medium with the ability to change peoples minds. (How else does he keep gettinmg superstars to play in his movies)
I think his final plan is to take possession of the unillumined, innocent souls with his demonic crap movies to feed from them and finally resurrect his true self from hell and subdue humanity.
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Jan 2006 15:57    Post subject:
Where the fuck does he get all his money from?
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Jan 2006 17:00    Post subject:
Is this a joke?
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Jan 2006 17:17    Post subject:
i dunno about this.

I mean orcs and ninja's? wtf.

also burt reynolds, what's up with him? imitating sean connery. (i bet boll wanted connery, but he declined Laughing)

Ray liota and Jason stratham arent the kinda guys that should play these kinda characters. Atleast, that's what i think.


I'll wait when its finished and read the reviews.


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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Feb 2006 06:10    Post subject:
he actually managed to make the trailer look awfull Sad

and yes, its also a mystery for me why some, not all but some, of those actores aggred to cast for this movie.


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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Feb 2006 06:31    Post subject:
Sedolf wrote:
Wee another Bollshit movie!


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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Feb 2006 06:44    Post subject:
i d love to say "a bollywood movie" but that one s already taken Very Happy


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