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 Posted: Thu, 9th Feb 2006 01:40 Post subject: Funniest part of your day |
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Right people post something funny that has happen to you or you heard today (and from now on)
mine was, I was playin pool with some m8s and I cut my finger somehow and (I dont know why) but I said to my m8 'lick my blood' and he goes 'I prefer blood with a few more lumps in it'. I was in tears.
He then proceeded on telling me about a rainbow kiss.
You 69 a girl when she's on a period. When you've both cummed you get the cum (and period) in your mouths and then kiss 
How some sick people think of these fetishes I don't know.
But yea people share the funnies.
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SycoShaman
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Thats some fucked up shit, never heard of that.
Most common one around here (sad but true) is....whats it called cherry cheesecake or something.
Girl gives u head, u bust all over her face then punch her in the nose (red and white sticky shit, cheesecake part i guess)...its fuckin mean, but it happens.
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Spun[k]
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Feb 2006 01:46 Post subject: Re: Funniest part of your day |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Feb 2006 01:48 Post subject: Re: Funniest part of your day |
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| Spun[k] wrote: | | Sublime wrote: |
He then proceeded on telling me about a rainbow kiss.
You 69 a girl when she's on a period. When you've both cummed you get the cum (and period) in your mouths and then kiss
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why.....why....! OH WHYY!! GOD NOO!11 ahh...shit periods are the worst shit ever.  Its nasty to just fuck with a girl when shes on a period.. but that! hell nah!
Well. Today I found some panties in my apartment next to my newly washed clothes, the thing is that I think its my neighbours.. (we share washingroom, and Maybe they went with me up when I took my shit) she will think I some kind of freak, stealing panties and smelling them all night long or something.. gotta smuggle them down again. Better not get caught.
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Depends how u play it. What kinda of panties? if its a thong or something sexy, go knock on her door, ask if they are hers and say something slick or do something to let her know ur interested...neighbours make good fuck buddies  |
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MAD_MAX333
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Feb 2006 01:50 Post subject: |
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OR just wear the thong and then go to her door while wearing the thong and nothing else.. trust me dude i'm awsome with women
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Spun[k]
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Feb 2006 01:52 Post subject: Re: Funniest part of your day |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Feb 2006 01:54 Post subject: |
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Oh, fuck that man, my bad
I thought she was some hot 21 year old college student or something
Incidentally, Im watching some dumb fuckin movie called 'Decoys' about alien college girls, hence the reason i assumed that |
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Feb 2006 02:05 Post subject: |
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| MAD_MAX333 wrote: | | trust me dude i'm awsome with women |
A good contender for thursday already 
and damnit dudes, post it! It can be anything. A video you saw, a story you heard, a situation joke, someone falling over. ANYTHING as long as it made you laugh. |
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ollax
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Feb 2006 02:13 Post subject: |
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i dont have a prob with sex when my gf is on period, but going down on her, no way in hell 
after all, my dick cant taste it.
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MAD_MAX333
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Feb 2006 02:16 Post subject: Re: Funniest part of your day |
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| Sublime wrote: | | You 69 a girl when she's on a period. When you've both cummed you get the cum (and period) in your mouths and then kiss |
Not sure about the funniest, but this is by far the sickest thing I read today. |
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kosmiq
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Feb 2006 02:25 Post subject: |
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nothing funny happened today as I am home being real ill atm. When I go to take a shit it is like taking a piss with the ass... It is that bad seriously. And I can't take a shit without puking so I have been puking and pissing with the ass all day...
And those stories about 69 when period is not making it any better ffs!
Behold his GLORY! Bow for the technical master!
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Feb 2006 02:30 Post subject: Re: Funniest part of your day |
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this thread == teh 
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Feb 2006 02:52 Post subject: |
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ok this didnt happen today but its one of those things that you think about later and it still makes you laugh out loud.
a group of friends and my brothers and I were talking when someone mentioned pick up lines. My brother says "Do you have a map 'cause I just got lost in your eyes" I could not stop laughing. When i could finally catch my breath I asked him where he heard it and in the most serious voice he says "The Baskin Robbins website." I was literally rolling on the floor laughing for 5 minutes.
Anyway I thought of this while walking to class today and started laughing out loud... This made me look crazy which made me laugh a little more.
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Feb 2006 15:14 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Feb 2006 16:10 Post subject: |
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thanks fuckers... now I will not sleep proper for 12 weeks
thanks guys ... no really thanks...
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deelix
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Feb 2006 17:57 Post subject: |
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Funny well... i had to sign an paper at job today, witch tells that i agree the terms; "professional secrecy things, and if any breach of the duty confidentiality i can get upto 3 years in jail. Its because i know the administrator user for Sandefjord kommune, local and in the domain. For me it was kind of... wtf, i didn't know i had that much rights I have MUCH more rights than i have use of.  So if i find out im moving\dying soon, i know what to do ^^
So now wanna know the pw 
Also a little funny; "i had to switch a PSU on an old PC, it had an 120Watt or something, anyway, when i was switching it i found out that the screws didn't fit, so i attached it with one screw, hope people aint moving that pc to much around =\
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Feb 2006 20:09 Post subject: |
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Well so far the funniest part of my day has been the constant ripping of my m8 howard and the fact he's not getting any pussy from his gf. He's been with her about 2 months and he hasnt slept with her for a month! It was her birthday last week and he spent a fortune on her (as he always does) and yet he still didnt get anything! He's always buying her stuff and jumping to her attention. This mornin she sent him a messaged sayin 'I got my period this morning. I am gutted' and then a few other random bits. Neway the point is it's valentines day next week and it's o so perfect timing for her to come on right now.
Rveryone was rippin him, even the teachers, because they know how obsessed he is about her. We all say he's under her thumb but he denies it.... I think after valentines day he'll see the light and get rid before she takes even more of his money! Another example is at crimbo he spent loadsa money on her, got her some jewelry and stuff. She didnt get him anything because she had no money even though she earns more than him and doesn't drive a car or have to pay rent!
Another funny part of the day is we went town to play some pool and my mate simon thought that howard had got his gf pregnant. I can't remember how exactly it went but I said 'nah, you're the only sperm doner here' I cracked up and was in tears because his life is over and the days are ticking down
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