Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt
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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Mar 2006 22:42    Post subject: Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt
TRUE ENERGY – Natural, Healthy, Long Lasting


Everyone could use a bit of extra energy now and again- Perhaps you want to work faster, play harder, or even think quicker. There are many reasons for wanting more energy, but did you ever stop to wonder why you lack that energy to begin with?

Fatigue can be a result of many things, not just insufficient sleep. While other energy drinks try to just throw a bunch of cheap caffeine and other drugs into your system, Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt provides you with the TRUE ENERGY you need. Seagal spent many years researching this, and found that there are specific remedies for each reason for fatigue:
PROBLEM: Lack of B-Vitamins can make your body too tired to metabolize food properly
SOLUTION: Provide 100% of the body’s daily vitamin need to aid in quick and efficient metabolic function.

PROBLEM: A drain on mental energy can lead your body to believe it is physically drained as well
SOLUTION: Provide exotic botanicals and herbs such as Ginkgo Biloba, proven to specifically aid in memory function and mental alertness

These are just two of the countless secrets of TRUE ENERGY that Steven Seagal has discovered in his travels all over the globe. Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt combines years of experience with remarkable ingredients to provide the energy your body, mind and spirit have been craving.



http://www.lightningdrink.com/features/trueenergy.html

Maybe if I drink this I'll get Indian relations, grow a ponytail, Iron Sight and maybe even learn a knife trick or two?


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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Mar 2006 23:14    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Mar 2006 23:18    Post subject:
hahaha Great...
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