Fucking flu hysteria
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 04:22    Post subject: Fucking flu hysteria
I'm sick of this fucking flu hysteria, some bird ends up in one part of Sweden, and now the entire country starts acting as if every bird and every cat is infected. I even heard of some people attacking and kicking a cat, because they thought it would be infected.

A local newspaper (nerikes) reported that "now is a good time to forbid cats from running around free" - and wanted to create a debate over that, and of course, every cat hater jumped on that train like as if they served free food on it.

It's when things like these happen, I really fucking hate humans, and humankind. We call ourselves civilised, but can't fucking put simple things in their right proportions when we read headlines and get frightened.

Stupid fucking idiots.

Someone approached me today, when I released my cat and asked: "Aren't you afraid that it will get infected".

I tried to inform the person that it was as likely to be infected as one week ago, but as soon as people read something in the news papers, it goes: "BOOM!", "OMG!!1111one".

Can't fucking explain how frustrated I am with this idiotic hysteria.


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 04:36    Post subject:
I'm stocking up on food, just in case.
People need to beware of what ( might ) happen.
It's not good to stick your head in the sand.

No need to panic, yet.


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 04:42    Post subject:
YourGod wrote:
I'm stocking up on food, just in case.
People need to beware of what ( might ) happen.
It's not good to stick your head in the sand.

No need to panic, yet.


Just in case what? There is a pandemic and everyone gets infected?

How is food going to help then? You realise that anyone who gets infected becomes like a zombie and they'll all begin clawing at your house and smashing the windows to get at your flesh. There is no escape!


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 04:44    Post subject:
LOL if i had money, i would buy a ranch somewhere in the middle of the no where and make a complete bunker under ground, something that could feed me and such for atleast a good 30 years or so...

but since i don't have any money, if anything happens, i'm a grab all my guns and ammo and drive to yourgod's house and shack up with him... Smile
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 04:50    Post subject:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
LOL if i had money, i would buy a ranch somewhere in the middle of the no where and make a complete bunker under ground, something that could feed me and such for atleast a good 30 years or so...

but since i don't have any money, if anything happens, i'm a grab all my guns and ammo and drive to yourgod's house and shack up with him... Smile


Then you'll end up being the last people on earth and the responsibility of repopulating the planet will fall to you two. Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 05:08    Post subject:
GOOD one funny boy... not
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 05:13    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
YourGod wrote:
I'm stocking up on food, just in case.
People need to beware of what ( might ) happen.
It's not good to stick your head in the sand.

No need to panic, yet.


Just in case what? There is a pandemic and everyone gets infected?

How is food going to help then? You realise that anyone who gets infected becomes like a zombie and they'll all begin clawing at your house and smashing the windows to get at your flesh. There is no escape!


Read up on it, people might need to stay at home for 3 months. And also utilities will shut down when more people are infected. SO more food and water the better.

I watched a special on it. Very interesting.
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 05:24    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
LOL if i had money, i would buy a ranch somewhere in the middle of the no where and make a complete bunker under ground, something that could feed me and such for atleast a good 30 years or so...

but since i don't have any money, if anything happens, i'm a grab all my guns and ammo and drive to yourgod's house and shack up with him... Smile


Then you'll end up being the last people on earth and the responsibility of repopulating the planet will fall to you two. Laughing


we both know who'd be the bitch too Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 05:31    Post subject:
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we both know who'd be the bitch too Very Happy


Like always, it would be you.

It's redundant information, Sublime. It's the same as "Who would win in a fight between Batman and Superman?"... Chuck Norris is always the answer, who'd be the bitch; is always Sublime.


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 05:33    Post subject:
well of course, they'd both hunt me down and rape my dead body Crying or Very sad damnit why do i have to be so sexy!? Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 05:42    Post subject:
YourGod wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
YourGod wrote:
I'm stocking up on food, just in case.
People need to beware of what ( might ) happen.
It's not good to stick your head in the sand.

No need to panic, yet.


Just in case what? There is a pandemic and everyone gets infected?

How is food going to help then? You realise that anyone who gets infected becomes like a zombie and they'll all begin clawing at your house and smashing the windows to get at your flesh. There is no escape!


Read up on it, people might need to stay at home for 3 months. And also utilities will shut down when more people are infected. SO more food and water the better.

I watched a special on it. Very interesting.


I think you're overreacting, but fair enough if you want to be prepared. I don't see how you could possibly store enough water for 3 months in your house though. You'd have to venture out of your house to get it from somewhere.

Also, if that really became the case, wouldn't the government supply food and water? If they didn't then people would likely start looting and everything would turn to shit.


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 06:31    Post subject:
If any of you had children, then you would be more concerned.


young and wise, does not go together.


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 11:42    Post subject:
Well... Yes We all should be concerned, but there are tons of more lethal diseases out there right now to "worry" about, this fucking shit has been circulating in china for like 90 years, and remember china Is a country with like what? TO MANY people in to little space, some people live with their animals there..day out and day in, and this shit hasnt mutated yet. 90(!) person or so have died from this, and they have likely been eating with dirty fingers after playing with dead/sick birds and shit, poor people in countries without our kind of medical systems.


SARS was the last shit smacking in, everybody went apeshit and screaming "this is the end of the world" and stuff. Just don´t play with dead birds and play with your cats shit If its been eating WILD BIG birds, remember SMALL birds don´t get infected by this, Its only those bigger birds that get it, Don´t play with big birds, dont eat raw bird, don´t eat bird crap and YOU will die from something else like cancer.. yes, cancer. Worry about that.

Ive been making a check list for all you hysterical people.


Don´t eat bird crap. [ ] (If you like to)

Don´t play with dead birds [ ] (the big ones)

Don´t eat RAW bird [ ] (its not sushi)

Don´t eat your cats shit [ ] (If you suspect its been eating BIG birds)

Don´t eat food with dirty fingers [ ]
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IF you have been In contact with a (dead/sick) bird, or its shit. Just wash those parts thats been in contact with the bird, and you will live one day longer. And everybody can be happy and go on with their lifes Smile


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 12:22    Post subject:
i don't care about this flu.

dunno what the fuss is about.


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 12:52    Post subject:
Cow madness and bird influenza in Sweden, woot woot
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 13:44    Post subject:
i think they found the word pandemic in the dictionairy and said to themselves: "now this is a cool word, why not use it"

they keep whining about birds infected in europe, what do i care, people is not the same as birds ffs


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 13:48    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
i think they found the word pandemic in the dictionairy and said to themselves: "now this is a cool word, why not use it"

they keep whining about birds infected in europe, what do i care, people is not the same as birds ffs


yea but omgz it might mutate and attach humans and then we can pass it onto each other by looking into each others eyes Shocked


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 13:52    Post subject:
damn the world isnt safe. dont post any pictures on the net if you have the bird flue


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 13:56    Post subject:
damn I never thought of that!
I feel sorry for this guy


he's going to have no friends from now on.


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 13:59    Post subject:
All i know is that it isnt good, and if it gets spread wide and far then thats not good.


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 14:10    Post subject:
nuke china
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 14:17    Post subject:
Swinefur wrote:
nuke china


Or maybe nuke sweden while we are at it?


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 14:20    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
Swinefur wrote:
nuke china


Or maybe nuke sweden while we are at it?


Yeah, we surely are an inbred, overpopulated country where all viruses come from.
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 14:24    Post subject:
ehmm according to first sights of the disease:

It was first identified in Italy in the early 1900s and is now known to exist worldwide.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_flu


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 14:34    Post subject:
Cool, might as well nuke all the countries where black-headed gulls come from.
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 15:02    Post subject:
fraich3 wrote:
All i know is that it isnt good, and if it gets spread wide and far then thats not good.

My thoughts exactly on those damn goatse pictures
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 15:42    Post subject:
Swinefur wrote:
Cool, might as well nuke all the countries where black-headed gulls come from.

Swinefur @ white bride world mode?
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 16:39    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Swinefur wrote:
Cool, might as well nuke all the countries where black-headed gulls come from.

Swinefur @ white bride world mode?


Deelix @ stupid posts forum mode?

Oh sorry... all your posts are passively stupid and meaningless.
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 16:44    Post subject:
Swinefur wrote:
deelix wrote:
Swinefur wrote:
Cool, might as well nuke all the countries where black-headed gulls come from.

Swinefur @ white bride world mode?


Deelix @ stupid posts forum mode?

Oh sorry... all your posts are passively stupid and meaningless.

Just like yours?
50%(or more) of your posts its angry, complaining, useless and just made up to get attention.
Atleast i don't post things to make people mad. Like telling shit about races, religion etc. Well i don't care so much about the last one. But still you have no rights to talk bullshit about the jews. Yes they have done lots of shit, but not for you...

and if you read all my 29xx posts you'll prolly find around 50 not that useless Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 16:58    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Swinefur wrote:
deelix wrote:

Swinefur @ white bride world mode?


Deelix @ stupid posts forum mode?

Oh sorry... all your posts are passively stupid and meaningless.

Just like yours?
50%(or more) of your posts its angry, complaining, useless and just made up to get attention.
Atleast i don't post things to make people mad. Like telling shit about races, religion etc. Well i don't care so much about the last one. But still you have no rights to talk bullshit about the jews. Yes they have done lots of shit, but not for you...

and if you read all my 29xx posts you'll prolly find around 50 not that useless Very Happy


If I wanted attention then I would create like 5 topics a day or so, I believe I haven't created any topic that have craved attention like a dousin of topics here (ex: My Poem on General Chat), you say that I have no right to talk "bullshit" about different religions you say, you know, I have all possible rights to talk the thing you call "bullshit", I just have to face the consequences, which I do.
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