a must have toilet!
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kumkss




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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Apr 2006 22:21    Post subject: a must have toilet!
"Neorest, the company that manufacture these high-tech looking loos, describe them as “an experience beyond words” and having read the specifications, I don’t think they’re exaggerating!

The lid automatically opens as you walk up to the throne. The seat’s heated of course, and as you get down to business, a catalytic air purifier kicks in to remove any “unwanted odours”, with a manual power override for those particularly unpleasant visits."

http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20060424/the-intelligent-toilet-from-neorest/

whoooooha... i gonna try one of this babes! no more ass-paper!! Very Happy

you can get even massages (??!!) Very Happy
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TheGame110011001
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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Apr 2006 22:30    Post subject:
Very Happy


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skidrow
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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Apr 2006 22:32    Post subject:
i prefer sitting in my own odour.


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Immunity




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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Apr 2006 04:05    Post subject:
I saw this a while ago.

Here's the link to the official promotion video, complete with cheap techno knockoff music.
http://easylink.playstream.com/threesquared/toto/300_neorest.asx

This toilet is the second coming of christ. Guesses on the price tag?


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kirkblitz
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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Apr 2006 07:18    Post subject:
Will it open for my dog or does the lid just sense humans?
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 03:07    Post subject:
I'm really looking forward to the day I can stop wiping my own ass! Very Happy


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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 07:52    Post subject:
A 'catalytic air purifier' for removing unwanted odours? Grandmother's old trick of lighting a match works best and will ruthlessly annihilate any shitty stench



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Voodoo-child
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 12:02    Post subject:
skidrow wrote:
i prefer sitting in my own odour.


you shit rose leaves or smth Very Happy
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skidrow
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 12:48    Post subject:
Voodoo-child wrote:
skidrow wrote:
i prefer sitting in my own odour.


you shit rose leaves or smth Very Happy


more like egg odour Laughing


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kumkss




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 14:30    Post subject:
skidrow wrote:
Voodoo-child wrote:
skidrow wrote:
i prefer sitting in my own odour.


you shit rose leaves or smth Very Happy


more like egg odour Laughing


yuuuks!!
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skidrow
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 14:32    Post subject:
haha Wink


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 15:14    Post subject:
Dear oh dear.
You just can't get quality staff nowadays.
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