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kumkss




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 05:38    Post subject: lack of sex
well, as this is the bitching area, i will bitch. i currently, have a lack of sex. but i don't want to cheat on my gf. so...
have you guys been on the same situation?
did you actualy cheat on your girl?

ehmmm... recomendations, other than masturbate? Razz

lets see your opinions.
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 05:50    Post subject: Re: lack of sex
kumkss wrote:
well, as this is the bitching area, i will bitch. i currently, have a lack of sex. but i don't want to cheat on my gf. so...
have you guys been on the same situation?
did you actualy cheat on your girl?

ehmmm... recomendations, other than masturbate? Razz

lets see your opinions.


LOL

I hope you don't mind me (girl) answering your question


Well I think you have to ask yourself "why the lack of sex"?

1. Does she have her period?
2. Is she sick?
3. Is she not feeling good about herself?
4. Have you not 'been nice' to her?
5. Is she doing it to be a bitch?
6. Is she playing games with you?
7. Is she not around?
8. Is she too busy?
9. Is she outta town?
10. Does she not like sex with you anymore?



Once you figure that stuff out then you will know what to do.

I never believe in cheating ( it can cause more problems then what it is worth) but if things aren't working out then you have to check out your options. No one should feel shitty about breaking up with someone when they know its the right thing to do.
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kumkss




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 05:56    Post subject:
Very Happy it was precisly your opinion i wanted to read!!

but im to tired now to make a good response. at least 4 of your points may match.
gonna consult it to my pillow right now.
nite!
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 06:29    Post subject:
I am glad I could help!


(there are a whole bunch or reasons I missed)

I am curious to know which 4. Hope they are the good 4 BTW. and it's just a phase.
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 06:32    Post subject:
heh,women are always going through some kinda 'phase'...Smile


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 07:11    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
heh,women are always going through some kinda 'phase'...Smile





Yes we are, as well as you men!!!!

Sometime there is a good reason, sometime there is not. Very Happy I all am saying is talk a bit, find out why, it is probably nothing.

Don't be hating on the women because of it . If you feel she is playing you for whatever reason ...RUN.... break up and go......... but listen to that little voice inside you. Sometimes you might be surprised how smart it is.
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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 08:08    Post subject:
oh hell i know of these phase all too well, one hint: alcohol + period = not good, not good at all SadSadSad


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 08:31    Post subject:
Sometime Alcohol is no good either. It's great to get you into the mood, up to a point, but after that line is past, and it's like impotence to women.

On the alcohol a woman can try and try but no matter how good the guy is it just doesn’t do it. “It” just doesn’t happen. She may act like she all into it but bottom line she is just drunk and there is no hope from hell.
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 10:16    Post subject:
Maybe your gf decided to take the lesbian way....
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 10:18    Post subject: Re: lack of sex
kumkss wrote:
well, as this is the bitching area, i will bitch. i currently, have a lack of sex. but i don't want to cheat on my gf. so...
have you guys been on the same situation?
did you actualy cheat on your girl?

ehmmm... recomendations, other than masturbate? Razz

lets see your opinions.
Buy a dog or horse Smile
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poullou




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 10:38    Post subject:
My department is run by 4 women managers. If you split the 'periods' in four equal time lines, you get a serious problem Very Happy

Dude, tell her about it! If you want to have healthy relationship don't hide things, especially about sex Wink


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 10:54    Post subject:
Or maybe a goat?! Laughing Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 10:56    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Sometime Alcohol is no good either. It's great to get you into the mood, up to a point, but after that line is past, and it's like impotence to women.


Up to the point of them not being able to come Smile. They could go into pillow mode though and he could have as much fun as he wants Very Happy and by pillow mode, I dont mean asleep / dead. I mean dis-interested / willing to let him do all the work.

Just speak to her and aks her what the problem is. The first sign of a lack of sign though can't be good. Maybe you're just a lot hornier than she is and she can't handle 5 shags a day? by the sounds of it though it's been a sustained period of time.

o and for the record... if you're on a period and don't wanna shag a guy because you know it's disgusting DO NOT get drunk so you can use the line 'i was too drunk to know'. Fuck, no1 wants to come out with lumpy blood on their pubes. (Except the freaks who like that stuff).


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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 11:15    Post subject:
I dont have a problem with sex during periods, in fact I enjoy it:

1. My girl gets VERY horny during her period
2. Extremely low chance of pregnancy

So, off with the condom and into the fun Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 11:36    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Sometime Alcohol is no good either. It's great to get you into the mood, up to a point, but after that line is past, and it's like impotence to women.


Up to the point of them not being able to come Smile. They could go into pillow mode though and he could have as much fun as he wants Very Happy and by pillow mode, I dont mean asleep / dead. I mean dis-interested / willing to let him do all the work.

Just speak to her and aks her what the problem is. The first sign of a lack of sign though can't be good. Maybe you're just a lot hornier than she is and she can't handle 5 shags a day? by the sounds of it though it's been a sustained period of time.

o and for the record... if you're on a period and don't wanna shag a guy because you know it's disgusting DO NOT get drunk so you can use the line 'i was too drunk to know'. Fuck, no1 wants to come out with lumpy blood on their pubes. (Except the freaks who like that stuff).





Sublime wrote:
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“Up to the point of them not being able to come . They could go into pillow mode though and he could have as much fun as he wants and by pillow mode, I dont mean asleep / dead. I mean dis-interested / willing to let him do all the work”


Yes the pillow mode is all fine but if she is drinking SHE wont be able to do her “thang” end of story!!!!!! Pillow mode is good for quickies, which is good for the guy and enjoyable for the girl. (but she won’t necessary finish if she has the a lot of booze in her system) I am sure you get my meaning. He will almost always finish.

And about the period. The majority of men KNOW when the women is menstruating. They make it their business. Don't do it.

She can drink whenever she wants too. She ISN'T MARRIED to you yet. LOL You cant tell her what to do. HA!


But other then that, you did have some other good stuff to say I think.

I think I am too sensitive tonight Mad
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 11:40    Post subject:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
I dont have a problem with sex during periods, in fact I enjoy it:

1. My girl gets VERY horny during her period
2. Extremely low chance of pregnancy

So, off with the condom and into the fun Very Happy


I have know quite of few couples into that. It's all good, except when it's not!
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 11:41    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Yes the pillow mode is all fine but if she is drinking SHE wont be able to do her “thang” end of story!!!!!!


Yea, but I think it's a time like this when he does need to take the selfish route Smile


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 11:52    Post subject:
Selfish route or not.... Some med's in the system act as an anti-orgasim. The guy can try all he wants too but it is just not going to happen. No bad on him.

He would have better luck if he did something nice the day before, did something that was cool for her.

I should shut up, I sound like Maxim Mag. giving advice on how to get laid.
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 11:56    Post subject:
If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else.... FUUUCK IT! Smile
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 13:53    Post subject:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
I dont have a problem with sex during periods, in fact I enjoy it:

1. My girl gets VERY horny during her period
2. Extremely low chance of pregnancy

So, off with the condom and into the fun Very Happy

rofl i dont mind having sex with my wife when shes on her period either Laughing ,i wouldnt do her when its a heavy period but when her period is almost over and theres not much crap coming out then its all good...

to you guys saying alchohol kills sex ,lol my wife is the oposite even if shes so drunk that she is stumbling all over and falling down she will still show me a goodtime in bed! tbh i think i like it more when shes drunk as i can bang away as hard as i like!

my dick is kinda big though so if shes not drunk i have to hold back a little to not end up banging off her cervix..

but anyway to thread starter download some pornos! every man should have some really good porn available for when there partner isnt in the mood
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 14:32    Post subject:
hooray for horny girlfriends Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
sucks to be in your position tho Razz
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 14:51    Post subject:
snop1050 wrote:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
I dont have a problem with sex during periods, in fact I enjoy it:

1. My girl gets VERY horny during her period
2. Extremely low chance of pregnancy

So, off with the condom and into the fun Very Happy

rofl i dont mind having sex with my wife when shes on her period either Laughing ,i wouldnt do her when its a heavy period but when her period is almost over and theres not much crap coming out then its all good...

to you guys saying alchohol kills sex ,lol my wife is the oposite even if shes so drunk that she is stumbling all over and falling down she will still show me a goodtime in bed! tbh i think i like it more when shes drunk as i can bang away as hard as i like!

my dick is kinda big though so if shes not drunk i have to hold back a little to not end up banging off her cervix..

but anyway to thread starter download some pornos! every man should have some really good porn available for when there partner isnt in the mood


And how is the sex when she is on crack?
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 14:57    Post subject:
Sex on LSD is supposed to be extremely good, some women have been reported to orgasm 20 times in an hour.
I ll have to try that myself this yea Very HappyVery HappyVery Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 17:02    Post subject:
lol at the replies in this thread! Very Happy

anyways, not having sex with your girlfriend probably isn't a good sign. Make up, or break up.


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 17:22    Post subject:
Count yourself lucky you got a woman, 90% of us here only have our right hands to keep us company (left for Skid lol) good old Pam Razz


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 20:42    Post subject:
Godlikez* wrote:
Count yourself lucky you got a woman, 90% of us here only have our right hands to keep us company (left for Skid lol) good old Pam Razz





This must be for your bum Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 22:28    Post subject:
kirkblitz wrote:
Godlikez* wrote:
Count yourself lucky you got a woman, 90% of us here only have our right hands to keep us company (left for Skid lol) good old Pam Razz





This must be for your bum Crying or Very sad


Hey was that your birthday cake?
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 23:33    Post subject:
hell yes, whip cream goes on the top... Razz
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 23:42    Post subject:
kirkblitz wrote:
hell yes, whip cream goes on the top... Razz


I know what part you are going to bite first
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd May 2006 23:54    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
kirkblitz wrote:
hell yes, whip cream goes on the top... Razz


I know what part you are going to bite first


He doesn't bite he nibbles Wink

He'll lick the guy over then work on the tip of the dick obviously. Of course he'll try to deep throat it (not that it'd get past his tonsils) and then move up to the pecs where he's slurp on the nipples whist rubbin the cock with his finger and thumb.....

Of course that's what i'd do given the changce so I may be wrong.


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