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werdercanuck




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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Jun 2006 03:26    Post subject: yoghurt
mmm i like yoghurt, especially strawberry


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Jun 2006 03:31    Post subject:
I was going to write:

You mean yogurt right?
I like it when it is frozen and then I pretend it is icecream.

But then, I thought twice
Quote:

1. yoghurt
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what is on the end of grant's dick after sex

2. Yoghurt
3 up, 1 down
Semen, spunk, Jizz, Manfat, Cum etc

I sprayed her face with hot yoghurt sauce.


grant . . . you know the head doesn't like fruits of the forest . . . it has to be 99% fat free you cunt !!


Sooo, do you eat a lot of yoghurt? I think there is hose of it somewhere in these threads.
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werdercanuck




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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Jun 2006 03:37    Post subject:
you ruined my appetite, i had to put my YOGURT back into the fride. THANKS ALOT!!! Very Happy
but after i had my yogurt i dont mind feeding someone my yoghurt though Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Jun 2006 03:42    Post subject:
I like to put it on my pen0r and force my dog to lick. Sometimes the other way round ^.^
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Jun 2006 03:46    Post subject:
and does your doggy start laughing when he sees your thingy? Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Jun 2006 04:02    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
I like to put it on my pen0r and force my dog to lick. Sometimes the other way round ^.^



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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Jun 2006 04:11    Post subject:
Yogurt - It's like eating a raminous rat! Very Happy


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werdercanuck




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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Jun 2006 04:28    Post subject:
HAH i was right with yoghurt!

yo·gurt also yo·ghurt or yo·ghourt

A custardlike food with a tart flavor, prepared from milk curdled by bacteria, especially Lactobacillus bulgaricus and Streptococcus thermophilus, and often sweetened or flavored with fruit.


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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Jun 2006 04:33    Post subject:
werdercanuck wrote:
HAH i was right with yoghurt!

yo·gurt also yo·ghurt or yo·ghourt

A custardlike food with a tart flavor, prepared from milk curdled by bacteria, especially Lactobacillus bulgaricus and Streptococcus thermophilus, and often sweetened or flavored with fruit.


Oh my little handy, ever so usefull Lactobacillus. But alas, all the bacteria is dead. I tested it. Couldn't grow a single one. Even tried a Yop me mamma. One even said Live culture on the label.
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Jun 2006 04:50    Post subject:
I assume you were using a medium containing lactose, or at the very least galactose?


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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Jun 2006 06:20    Post subject:
HaHA I was in school at the time. There is a whole wack of them. All aerotolerant I think. Pretty sure it was nutrient agar which has glucose. Its got some type of suger anyway. Not the best for LAB. I shouldn't really say they were all dead because because the temp was completely off. I needed to put it in a warmer spot. I was just randonly testing things. You should of what I grew from under those fake nails women get.
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Jun 2006 10:01    Post subject:
werdercanuck wrote:
by bacteria, especially Lactobacillus bulgaricus

I hate that bacteria.
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Jun 2006 10:14    Post subject:
There was this time, right Smile
And iv got like 4 different types of yoghurt. And... i ate them all!! hehe,,,,,,,,,,,,,he. he
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Jun 2006 12:10    Post subject:
Yoghurt is great with honey, puffed wheat and raisins. The uber yoghurt has to be BOER'N YOGHURT.


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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Jun 2006 12:36    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
hehe,,,,,,,,,,,,,he. he


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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Jun 2006 12:37    Post subject:
Just felt a bit american today.
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Jun 2006 12:43    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Just felt a bit american today.


the only thing i like about american culture is WASTING and more WASTING!
especially the cars part with big engines that pollute environment - uuh, so beautiful
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Jun 2006 23:11    Post subject:
cnZ wrote:
deelix wrote:
Just felt a bit american today.


the only thing i like about american culture is WASTING and more WASTING!
especially the cars part with big engines that pollute environment - uuh, so beautiful


What about Canada? or are we in the same boat as our American cousins?
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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Jun 2006 00:19    Post subject:
we pollute and waste like bastards here too ... Neutral


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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Jun 2006 00:49    Post subject:
If you want really fresh Yoghurt in Denmark you have to get:

a.

A medium sized bucket,

b.

Lots of Jelly,

c.

Alot of sexual energy (you might build it up with various of equipment such as: Playboy, Dogs, Every Jean Claude Van Damme; Especially the summer blockbuster "Universal Soldier".)

Laughing ;(


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werdercanuck




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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Jun 2006 00:56    Post subject:
you danes are freaks Very Happy
Sut min behaarede roev, din vatpik

swearsaurus ownz Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Jun 2006 01:01    Post subject:
I have no yorgurt in my house but there is some cottage cheese. 1%
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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Jun 2006 01:03    Post subject:
werdercanuck wrote:
you danes are freaks Very Happy
Sut min behaarede roev, din vatpik

swearsaurus ownz Laughing


Well I have a hairy ass aswell, wanna be pen pals? Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Jun 2006 01:07    Post subject:
Bøsse, un en mor kunne elske dig! Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Jun 2006 01:10    Post subject:
Well I have those sexy eyes which just triggers her sexual drive Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Jun 2006 01:31    Post subject:
i pick C Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Jun 2006 01:46    Post subject:
werdercanuck wrote:
you danes are freaks Very Happy
Sut min behaarede roev, din vatpik

swearsaurus ownz Laughing

Not freaks, just continentel challenged Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Jun 2006 01:48    Post subject:
Must be the inbreeding during the 20s... What a decade!!


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