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kumkss
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 Posted: Sat, 8th Jul 2006 00:55 Post subject: Re: monitor rear mirror!!! |
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| kumkss wrote: | http://www.uberreview.com/2006/06/monitor-rear-view-mirror.htm/
hehe this is ideal for posting at nforce or watching porn at the office, without gettin caught.
useless... deserved to put it in the void.  |
If you're that worried just don't watch it, or learn shortcuts (like windows and d... how you can do that and pull your kecks from around your ankles in time I don't know though), or use a hand mirror, point a webcam at the hallway idk, the chances of you noticing something in the mirror when wanking are pretty slim anyway. |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Jul 2006 01:21 Post subject: Re: monitor rear mirror!!! |
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| Sublime wrote: | | kumkss wrote: | http://www.uberreview.com/2006/06/monitor-rear-view-mirror.htm/
hehe this is ideal for posting at nforce or watching porn at the office, without gettin caught.
useless... deserved to put it in the void. |
If you're that worried just don't watch it, or learn shortcuts (like windows and d... how you can do that and pull your kecks from around your ankles in time I don't know though), or use a hand mirror, point a webcam at the hallway idk, the chances of you noticing something in the mirror when wanking are pretty slim anyway. |
Why would someone be jerkin off at work? |
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Jul 2006 01:26 Post subject: Re: monitor rear mirror!!! |
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| SycoShaman wrote: | | Why would someone be jerkin off at work? |
Why do most people do some of the things they do?
I'm sure someone has been on nforce at work and had their cock in hand. Probably when the glass dildo advert was around..... damn I miss that. |
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Jul 2006 02:02 Post subject: |
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I think lots of guys jack off at work.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Jul 2006 02:04 Post subject: |
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Damn...I wish i had a job where i could jerk off
I barely get time to use the washroom 
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deelix
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Jul 2006 02:09 Post subject: |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | | I think lots of guys jack off at work. |
A norwegian comedian talked about just that. If womans can feed their kids in the breaks, men could jerk off. Tho its 2 totally different things. ^^
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Jul 2006 02:52 Post subject: |
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@pistol
Thats nasty. Jerkin off then touching food? Was he a cook?
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Jul 2006 03:04 Post subject: |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | | SycoShaman wrote: | @pistol
Thats nasty. Jerkin off then touching food? Was he a cook? |
No he was a waiter. And I had sex with him everyday too and he still doing it in the bathroom at work. I guess he was just a really horney guy. I was suprised he told me tho. Maybe he thought we would have even more sex. That was the really cheep guy. That was all we did was have sex. (No TV) |
Whats wrong with tons of sex?
Sex is good and better than tv/anything |
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Jul 2006 03:11 Post subject: |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Jul 2006 08:44 Post subject: |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | | SycoShaman wrote: | | pistolshrimp wrote: |
No he was a waiter. And I had sex with him everyday too and he still doing it in the bathroom at work. I guess he was just a really horney guy. I was suprised he told me tho. Maybe he thought we would have even more sex. That was the really cheep guy. That was all we did was have sex. (No TV) |
Whats wrong with tons of sex?
Sex is good and better than tv/anything |
Nothing is wrong with tons of sex, everything is right. Its free and cheap and feels good. until you don't like that guy anymore (usually because he becomes selfish) then it is a chore. |
I guess thats half the battle in a relationship, keeping the sex hot.
Ive never had that problem tho. Sex has never been a chore for me. Well, aside from when I was married, dead tired after working 15 hours and then the wife wanting to have some rough, 2 hour session...I was coerced every time i tell ya |
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Jul 2006 09:03 Post subject: |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Jul 2006 09:08 Post subject: |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | | SycoShaman wrote: | | pistolshrimp wrote: |
Nothing is wrong with tons of sex, everything is right. Its free and cheap and feels good. until you don't like that guy anymore (usually because he becomes selfish) then it is a chore. |
I guess thats half the battle in a relationship, keeping the sex hot.
Ive never had that problem tho. Sex has never been a chore for me. Well, aside from when I was married, dead tired after working 15 hours and then the wife wanting to have some rough, 2 hour session...I was coerced every time i tell ya |
Yaya you bragger  *pictures syco having hot rough 2 hr sex*
(hope I am not crossing any lines there)
You know what it was for me. The guy was being an asshole everwhere else. I don't like having sex with someone I don't like. And it doesn't have to be hot all the time. Sometimes something relaxing and soft is nice too. |
Crossing lines? What lines? I have no lines
And I can go for quite a long time if i want to. Its a mental thing. The trick is (this is going to sound stupid, i know) not paying attention. I let my mind drift off and relax and it somehow keeps me going.
There are different levels of hot sex. Slow and passionate can be awesome. By hot sex, I mean when both people are completely into it. Its not one of those times where one person doesnt really want to have sex but does it for the sake of their partner.
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Jul 2006 09:11 Post subject: |
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A 2 hour sex session is when you're a virgin or really inexpereinced. Shit man there's no need to go for that long. After a while it's uncomfortable and you'll just get sore. Why spend 2 hours when you can get it done in 20 minutes? I can't help but think you're lying sometimes because anyone with any experience would know that it's true.
Switching off will work but you'll probably find that although you're going in and out, it's just average and she probably switches off too. When i'm having sex I like to have full concentration and it's much better than day-dreaming or thinking of something else so you last longer.
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Jul 2006 09:18 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Jul 2006 09:40 Post subject: |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | | Guys do have to switch it off or else they come too quick which isn't good for the women. Plus in the 2 hrs the girl can come more then once. |
A girl can come more than once within a few minutes. You don't need to do it for 2 hours to get her to do that. See werdercanuck's thumb thread. That's just one way about it but there are plenty of others.
A guy doesn't have to switch off to stop himself from coming. There are plenty of ways to stop yourself ither than switching off. You probably don't know how it is but when growing up and you had to wank, you could get the job done in less than 10 minutes if yu were in a really big rush, or you could keep it going for however long you wanted if you had to. Just a slight change on the pressure or angle can make a big difference as can how hard your other muscles are working.
2 hour love sessions are ok, but I'm talking about penetrative sex. And yes you can buy lube, but having that much blood going through your dick (if it's properly erect and not on a semi) isn't good and deffo would have some long term damage if you did it for 2 hours.
I don't see what's wrong with 30 minutes, then do w/e on the woman. 30 mins later you're good to go again. That way the guy can come at least twice and the woman xxx amount of times too. Most women get off on oral more than penetrative sex too so the chances of you coming more are much higher during this 'recharge' time.
Also it was proven that women love quickies more than long sessions and a quick 10 min shag in the morning spontaneously is much better than a longer session at another time in the day / night. |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sun, 9th Jul 2006 02:26 Post subject: |
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@Sub
I like having sex and try to go as long as possible. 20-30 minutes sessions arent that enjoyable...unless thats what im aiming for, a quickie.
plus, you know how many positions you can do in 2 hours? Dont get me wrong, i dont fuck for 2 hours everytime...but i have my days you know?
And still, its not like i have a girlfriend. The girls im with are casual and you gotta show em a good time or they wont come back.
And for me its a mental thing man. I dunno bout other guys, but me, its all mental.
@pistol
Ever had sex for a long period of time?
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 03:07 Post subject: |
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why is it whenever I see pistolshrimp & SycoShaman in the same thread it's about porn,sex 
ever heard of MSN or IRC or sumthing ^^
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kumkss
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 03:13 Post subject: |
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I like reading their posts ^.^
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 06:17 Post subject: |
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| kumkss wrote: | yeah... i agree.. hehe
we always end talking about sex or, reading about sex.
hey syco!! since when is a 20-30 min a quicky???  |
20 mins is a quickie. 5-10 mins is not enough time for me, dont know about other ppl still. |
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deelix
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 12:41 Post subject: |
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The girls could be speedhacking, so you come faster :\
THATS fucking cheating.
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 16:49 Post subject: |
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| deelix wrote: | The girls could be speedhacking, so you come faster :\
THATS fucking cheating. |
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 17:18 Post subject: |
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Quicke! HA 
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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Bigperm
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 17:19 Post subject: |
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Ok, 1 hour is realistic. Been there done that many times. But 2 hours is a little much, i myself couldnt enjoy it that long. Shit after 20 minutes and her first or second orgasim my ex would be so wet it would get boring. Too wet or to much lube sucks, IMO.
And sublime, i would like too know one virgin that can go 2 hours, let alone 1 hour, let alone 2 minutes. Seriously, in my personal experiences, i have to sleep with a chick at least three times before i can sustain myself for longer than 20 minutes. With a new chick, i cant use mind control. New girls to me are like a new toy (Bad comparison i know, not meant derogatory), i just want to keep exploring, and it exciting becasue she feels different, doesnt different things etc. But thats just me. If i go 2 hours, its more passionate love making than a 20 minute fuck fest.
@on-topic
How the fuck can you masturbate at work. I work in an office; there is no way that im doing that in the public restroom.And even if i locked my door to my office, thats way to weird. I can see having sex in the office, but jerkin it. Fuck no.
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 17:24 Post subject: |
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| Bigperm wrote: | | How the fuck can you masturbate at work. I work in an office; there is no way that im doing that in the public restroom.And even if i locked my door to my office, thats way to weird. I can see having sex in the office, but jerkin it. Fuck no. |
I wish I had an office
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here. |
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