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Parallax_
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 Posted: Tue, 25th Jul 2006 12:09 Post subject: Chinese vs Spielberg |
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A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he sees Steven Spielberg. As he is a great fan of his movies he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carsberg, you're all the same!".
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Jul 2006 17:41 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Jul 2006 20:43 Post subject: Re: Chinese vs Spielberg |
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| Parallax_ wrote: | | Carsberg |
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Did you mean Carlsberg as in the beer?
"There are no innocent victims. If you're born on this planet, you are guilty, fuck you, end of report, next case, NEXT FUCKING CASE! Your birth certificate is proof of guilt!" - George Carlin
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Jul 2006 22:59 Post subject: |
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Isnt Spielberg in charge of the art direction for the Bejing 2009 olympics? The chinese connection threw me off with this joke.. :/
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Jul 2006 23:10 Post subject: |
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| CRA$HH110011001 wrote: | | een erg matige grap :S |
its so fucked up to read dutch when you're not expecting it
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Parallax_
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| Posted: Wed, 26th Jul 2006 00:54 Post subject: |
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Yes, it's Carlsberg as in the beer. I didn't write the joke so there might be a few typos  , but as you see it plays on words.
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