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Posted: Wed, 26th Jul 2006 11:01 Post subject: Got A confession to Make |
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I got a confession to make father , when i was a kid i tortured a lot of locusts. Once , i put them all in a jar and put the jar in fridge. . I wanted to invent 'First Frozen Locust' . Imagine Father ''The kid Who first Invented Frozen Locusts'' doesn't that sound cool?
I Thought it would be just like slyvester stallone's demolition man movie. but noo!!! they were dead and frozen , i waited ice to melt but they didn't resurrect , so i burnt them to melt the ice now this time they were completely dead. oh nooes!
My mum beat me so bad. She locked me in bathroom. I had no clue about jerking off , if i did i could have great time in bathroom , but it was sooo boring!
Ps: In my whole life , i couldn't play the ''hordes of Locust'' song by Joe satriani because of that ! I couldn't run and have fun in farms like Heidi & Peter. I couldn't roll on green grass just like villager boys ! I wanted to be free as a deer! I couldn't crawl on grass
And whosoever crawls on grass I HATE HIM , WALK LIKE A HUMAN DAVE. LIKE A HUMAN...
Flip flap lala lala jump like a locust sister , run like forrest brother lala lala ,1 little 2 little locusts , 3 little 4 little butterflies , la lalala
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Posted: Wed, 26th Jul 2006 11:19 Post subject: |
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i kill insects in everyway possible and imagineable
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Spun[k]
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Posted: Wed, 26th Jul 2006 13:13 Post subject: |
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This feels like a post Injurious would make...
Sig too big.
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Posted: Wed, 26th Jul 2006 13:37 Post subject: |
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JeanPerrier wrote: | i kill insects in everyway possible and imagineable |
2.50euro in blokker 
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Posted: Wed, 26th Jul 2006 13:53 Post subject: |
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yeah those are cool
but i rather hunt them them and try to catch them to have my way with them 
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Posted: Wed, 26th Jul 2006 17:20 Post subject: |
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Haha those bugcatchers with electric current on them are wicked, used to have one and would hit them, then press the button until they were toasted and started to burn up (in my garden, it smells awfull).
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Posted: Wed, 26th Jul 2006 20:28 Post subject: |
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you know you're in the useless void when...
piracy isn't a hobby, it's a way of life
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deelix
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Posted: Thu, 27th Jul 2006 00:27 Post subject: |
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Posted: Thu, 27th Jul 2006 00:57 Post subject: |
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@IpwnU
I bet a lot of women are cold to you aren’t they?
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Posted: Thu, 27th Jul 2006 02:32 Post subject: |
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deelix wrote: | IpwnU: your mother never got a call from the supernanny ? |
Well, do you think we can get one of the mods to send him to the naughty spot? 
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Posted: Thu, 27th Jul 2006 02:47 Post subject: |
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Godlikez*
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Posted: Fri, 28th Jul 2006 15:35 Post subject: |
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IpwnU wrote: | Godlikez* wrote: | my 10ft dildo  |
May allah help you my dear brother .Salam analqum. |
ALLAAAAAAAAH AHHABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
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Posted: Fri, 28th Jul 2006 19:17 Post subject: |
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Posted: Fri, 28th Jul 2006 20:29 Post subject: |
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I am truly flattered you noticed my internet habits. Is that why you keep yourself hidden, so people won't notice yours.
OK that was kinda mean (what I said before) and I do apologise for it. Like I said before I will leave your posts alone.
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Posted: Sat, 29th Jul 2006 00:55 Post subject: |
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Last edited by Yondaime on Mon, 2nd Dec 2024 16:08; edited 1 time in total
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