Got A confession to Make
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IpwnU
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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Jul 2006 11:01    Post subject: Got A confession to Make
I got a confession to make father , when i was a kid i tortured a lot of locusts. Sad Once , i put them all in a jar and put the jar in fridge. Sad . I wanted to invent 'First Frozen Locust' . Imagine Father ''The kid Who first Invented Frozen Locusts'' doesn't that sound cool?

I Thought it would be just like slyvester stallone's demolition man movie. but noo!!! they were dead and frozen , i waited ice to melt but they didn't resurrect Crying or Very sad , so i burnt them to melt the ice now this time they were completely dead. oh nooes! Crying or Very sad

My mum beat me so bad. She locked me in bathroom. I had no clue about jerking off , if i did i could have great time in bathroom , but it was sooo boring! Crying or Very sad

Ps: In my whole life , i couldn't play the ''hordes of Locust'' song by Joe satriani because of that ! I couldn't run and have fun in farms like Heidi & Peter. I couldn't roll on green grass just like villager boys ! I wanted to be free as a deer! I couldn't crawl on grass Sad
And whosoever crawls on grass I HATE HIM , WALK LIKE A HUMAN DAVE. LIKE A HUMAN...

Flip flap lala lala jump like a locust sister , run like forrest brother lala lala ,1 little 2 little locusts , 3 little 4 little butterflies , la lalala
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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Jul 2006 11:19    Post subject:
Laughing i kill insects in everyway possible and imagineable


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Spun[k]




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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Jul 2006 13:13    Post subject:
This feels like a post Injurious would make...


Sig too big.
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TheGame110011001
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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Jul 2006 13:37    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
Laughing i kill insects in everyway possible and imagineable




2.50euro in blokker Smile


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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Jul 2006 13:53    Post subject:
yeah those are cool

but i rather hunt them them and try to catch them to have my way with them


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maxiepaxie




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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Jul 2006 17:20    Post subject:
Haha those bugcatchers with electric current on them are wicked, used to have one and would hit them, then press the button until they were toasted and started to burn up (in my garden, it smells awfull).
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Jul 2006 19:40    Post subject:
@ISpun[k]
An Injurious post would of been SO MUCH better than that! Very Happy




@everybody else
I love those zappy things. I esp like to hand the charged racket head first to people and watch them jump a bit. Funny. I kill bees with mine because I am scared for them.

I hate the bug zap smell tho.
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IpwnU
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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Jul 2006 20:00    Post subject:
@pistol PLS DONT HATE MEEE :'(

haha go post in injurious' thread then.

@everybody else
i will shave your pussy and put him in the fridge Very Happy mwahaha!!

eh i mean mr fatcat.
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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Jul 2006 20:28    Post subject:
you know you're in the useless void when...


piracy isn't a hobby, it's a way of life
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deelix
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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Jul 2006 20:52    Post subject:
IpwnU: your mother never got a call from the supernanny Very Happy ?
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Jul 2006 21:02    Post subject:
IpwnU wrote:
@pistol PLS DONT HATE MEEE :'(

haha go post in injurious' thread then.


NO

IpwnU wrote:


@everybody else
i will shave your pussy and put him in the fridge Very Happy mwahaha!!

eh i mean mr fatcat.





You touch our Mr Fat Cat and I will jump you, shave your head, and write all over your body with a jiffy marker Very Happy

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IpwnU
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Jul 2006 00:27    Post subject:
what will you write on me?

''dont call me sweetheart i live in a cold country so i am a cold woman'' ?

haha


oh come on , i want to shave pussies Sad
some guys told me that mr fat cat is a fucking nazi and he hates jew cats , so he should be bald Sad
let me shave him pliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssss

@Deelix dude my mum never hired one Sad now i am satisfying my ''nanny need '' with net-nany.exe and
nursery rhymes megamix.mp3 Sad

ps : i broke my turtles shell too Crying or Very sad , thought he could leave it and go to estate agency to find another one Crying or Very sad just like in bugs bunny cartoons Sad
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Jul 2006 00:57    Post subject:
@IpwnU

I bet a lot of women are cold to you aren’t they?
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compubrain3000




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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Jul 2006 02:32    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
IpwnU: your mother never got a call from the supernanny Very Happy ?


Well, do you think we can get one of the mods to send him to the naughty spot? Razz
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Jul 2006 02:47    Post subject:
compubrain3000 wrote:
deelix wrote:
IpwnU: your mother never got a call from the supernanny Very Happy ?


Well, do you think we can get one of the mods to send him to the naughty spot? Razz



LOL I had no idea you got that show too. Love your idea.



Naughty spot for IpwnU FTW. Very Happy
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IpwnU
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Jul 2006 13:26    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@IpwnU

I bet a lot of women are cold to you aren’t they?


Hmmm , yes especially the ones who own dogs ...

Oh God no , can't be zoophilia!!!

@compubrain pls man what have i done to deserve such a bad spot Sad
spare my life pls i beg you pls ktnxl8rc2casl
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Godlikez*
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PostPosted: Fri, 28th Jul 2006 10:42    Post subject:
You clearly have lead a troubled childhood

you are pardoned from anal surgery via my 10ft dildo Very Happy


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Will I get banned for posting a horse and a nakkid black man?

Godlikez* A Proud Muslim Through And Through.
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IpwnU
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PostPosted: Fri, 28th Jul 2006 14:56    Post subject:
Godlikez* wrote:
my 10ft dildo Very Happy


May allah help you my dear brother Sad .Salam analqum.
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TheGame110011001
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PostPosted: Fri, 28th Jul 2006 15:35    Post subject:
IpwnU wrote:
Godlikez* wrote:
my 10ft dildo Very Happy


May allah help you my dear brother Sad .Salam analqum.




ALLAAAAAAAAH AHHABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Fri, 28th Jul 2006 18:00    Post subject:
IpwnU wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@IpwnU

I bet a lot of women are cold to you aren’t they?


Hmmm , yes especially the ones who own dogs ...

Oh God no , can't be zoophilia!!!

@compubrain pls man what have i done to deserve such a bad spot Sad
spare my life pls i beg you pls ktnxl8rc2casl




especially the ones who own dogs ...
especially the ones who have a brain and can think for themselves ...
especially the ones who can still reproduce ...
especially the ones who are anywhere near you ...
especially the ones you try to communicate with ...
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IpwnU
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PostPosted: Fri, 28th Jul 2006 19:17    Post subject:
especially the ones who have 1500+ posts and almost 24/7 online on forums and have no real life...
especially the ones who tries to pick up guys on the net
especially the one who has a picture of herself in a yacht and pose like '' look i have a real life i can have fun ''

waiting for your answer pistol because , kid fights are funny , i use internet to have fun and make losers angry Very Happy
not to pick up people to satisfy my loneless Sad Crying or Very sad


hahahaha bring it oooon i started to like you

ps : can i fry egg your on forehead ? Very Happy
ps2 : may be you should try to communicate with guys instead of staring at them , i don't think mature guys will go for hi school girls like you though Sad
ps3: wait november 20 gb version will be $499

@rapper dawg hope godlikez won't kill you for posting that pic Very Happy
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Fri, 28th Jul 2006 20:29    Post subject:
I am truly flattered you noticed my internet habits. Is that why you keep yourself hidden, so people won't notice yours.

OK that was kinda mean (what I said before) and I do apologise for it. Like I said before I will leave your posts alone.
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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Jul 2006 00:55    Post subject:
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Jul 2006 03:37    Post subject:
Yondaime wrote:
Naaaaw, you two are so cute.



LOL You are just trying to stir up the pot aren't you Wink Wink Wink
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