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kumkss
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Posted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2006 18:30 Post subject: lack of toilet paper!!!! |
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Spun[k]
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nouseforaname
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kumkss
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deelix
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Posted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2006 20:03 Post subject: |
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Im curious you know. All those shit advendures make me horny. And I thought maybe this guys country needs some toilet paper, I have some spare rolls somewhere...
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kumkss
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kumkss
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Posted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2006 20:32 Post subject: |
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hahaha!! i laughed a lot!!
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Spun[k]
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Posted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2006 20:33 Post subject: |
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Posted: Thu, 3rd Aug 2006 20:22 Post subject: |
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LarzNFO wrote: | I had the same thing when I was in a restaurant a couple of years ago. I went to the bathroom for a big dump. When I was finished, I realised there was no toilet paper. So I scanned the bathroom for items I could use. (as I had nothing myself) As my eyes went over the sink they spotted a small, pink, fluffy towel hanging next to it. So I wiped my backend with it. And after I was done, I hung it back at the hook near the sink. A shame I couldn't see the look on the face of the person washing his hands later that evening! |
so it was you , admin I request a ban!!! 
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MAD_MAX333
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Posted: Thu, 3rd Aug 2006 20:30 Post subject: |
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if i would catch someone doing that i would kick them in the nuts
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Posted: Thu, 3rd Aug 2006 21:53 Post subject: |
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@LarzNFO
What public place has cloth towels. That would be gross.
@Kumkss
You could of always done what they do in the poor countries. They use their hand and a bucket of water. My cousin went to india and had to shit down a tiny hole and then had to wash his ass with his hand and a bucket of used poo water.
I go kayaking with a girl, There are some pictures of her, and she doesn’t use toilet paper for 2 weeks. She will go swimming and pinch one off, or walk down the beach a ways and sit on a log and do it there. Sometimes you can shit on something and shot-putt it into the ocean. We call that the shit-putt.
Once while camping on a beach my friend walked by and told me he took a huge dump and a huge Dungeness crab came along and started eating it. Then I passed my cousin. He had a net. I asked him what he was doing and he said he was off to catch a certain crab for dinner.
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Posted: Thu, 3rd Aug 2006 21:59 Post subject: |
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pistolshrimp wrote: | @LarzNFO
What public place has cloth towels. That would be gross.
@Kumkss
You could of always done what they do in the poor countries. They use their hand and a bucket of water. My cousin went to india and had to shit down a tiny hole and then had to wash his ass with his hand and a bucket of used poo water.
I go kayaking with a girl, There are some pictures of her, and she doesn’t use toilet paper for 2 weeks. She will go swimming and pinch one off, or walk down the beach a ways and sit on a log and do it there. Sometimes you can shit on something and shot-putt it into the ocean. We call that the shit-putt.
Once while camping on a beach my friend walked by and told me he took a huge dump and a huge Dungeness crab came along and started eating it. Then I passed my cousin. He had a net. I asked him what he was doing and he said he was off to catch a certain crab for dinner. |

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Posted: Thu, 3rd Aug 2006 22:25 Post subject: |
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@compubrain3000
Which one scares you the most?
a) poo water bucket
b) girl who doesn't use tp for 2 weeks
c) eating a crab that ate your friends shit. (Crab was gone when he got there)
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Posted: Thu, 3rd Aug 2006 22:41 Post subject: |
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pistolshrimp wrote: | @compubrain3000
Which one scares you the most?
a) poo water bucket
b) girl who doesn't use tp for 2 weeks
c) eating a crab that ate your friends shit. (Crab was gone when he got there) |
I'll have to go with (b), that's just "throw up the contents of your stomach" sick
You know what's even sicker, the fact that this thread still ain't dead 
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Posted: Thu, 3rd Aug 2006 22:50 Post subject: |
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pistolshrimp wrote: | @compubrain3000
Which one scares you the most?
a) poo water bucket
b) girl who doesn't use tp for 2 weeks
c) eating a crab that ate your friends shit. (Crab was gone when he got there) |
damn gal stop , stop , stop

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SycoShaman
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Posted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 03:54 Post subject: |
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pistolshrimp wrote: | @compubrain3000
Which one scares you the most?
a) poo water bucket
b) girl who doesn't use tp for 2 weeks
c) eating a crab that ate your friends shit. (Crab was gone when he got there) |
They all scare me
Im never going to India. Ive heard so many bad stories about that place...most of em involving dirty women...nasty
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SycoShaman
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Posted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 06:53 Post subject: |
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pistolshrimp wrote: | SycoShaman wrote: | pistolshrimp wrote: | @compubrain3000
Which one scares you the most?
a) poo water bucket
b) girl who doesn't use tp for 2 weeks
c) eating a crab that ate your friends shit. (Crab was gone when he got there) |
They all scare me
Im never going to India. Ive heard so many bad stories about that place...most of em involving dirty women...nasty |
I haven't heard anything about dirty women. Only shiting in public off railway tracks and ditches and the piggys coming over to eat it. (only in poor areas) |
According to friend's of mine, Indian girls dont wash their coochies. Like they stink bad.
Ive never been with an Indian chick so I cant confirm it. But it did put me off indian women.
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Posted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 07:38 Post subject: |
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@syco
If you go to a brothel in India , then yes people will smell. Some of them can actually wash a lot, but don’t have deoderant. These are hot countires. In some poor countires, people can’t wash because of lack of water.
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Posted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 13:45 Post subject: |
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It's like 98% of the indians are poor, 1% are middle class and another 1% are rich. If you want a nice and clean chick, then go for the rich side,
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Posted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 19:47 Post subject: |
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mark322 wrote: | It's like 98% of the indians are poor, 1% are middle class and another 1% are rich. If you want a nice and clean chick, then go for the rich side, |
I have a great idea, how about no body visit the brothels. Those girls are not there because of their own free will. In the truest sence they are slaves. Most were sold by their fathers.
Rich side or not can you imagion the disease.
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