lack of toilet paper!!!!
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kumkss




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2006 18:30    Post subject: lack of toilet paper!!!!
argh!!! what an umpleasant experience!!! (far worse than lack of sex... Razz)
i was this morning in my boss office and went to the bathroom (which lies outside the office, in a public section of the floor, where all bathrooms of the floor are. the bathroom is private.)

as i was sitting there, and after finishing my undelayable business, i have noticed that there was no toilet paper around!!! Confused Shocked Evil or Very Mad

sooo, luckily i've entered there with my briefcase (portfolio) and searched for a suitable blank paper.

none!!! Mad

so, i've got the dificult task to decide which paper (containing judicial writings) were the most apropiated to do the nasty work...

i've decided that a sentence against the office was the more apropiated one!!!

so, literaly, i've cleaned my ass with the bad desicion of the judge!!! Razz

i felt good after letting the water flow!!
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Spun[k]




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2006 18:36    Post subject:
Sad


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Bigperm




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2006 18:50    Post subject:
Ouch.
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2006 18:55    Post subject:


Laughing Very Happy Razz


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Freakness
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2006 18:55    Post subject:
I'm eating now for christ sake
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2006 19:08    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:


Laughing Very Happy Razz
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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kumkss




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2006 19:24    Post subject:
Laughing great joke!!!
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2006 19:31    Post subject:
Freakness wrote:
I'm eating now for christ sake

You just had to enter this thread eh Rolling Eyes
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Freakness
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2006 20:03    Post subject:
Im curious you know. Smile All those shit advendures make me horny. And I thought maybe this guys country needs some toilet paper, I have some spare rolls somewhere...
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kumkss




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2006 20:12    Post subject:
Freakness wrote:
Im curious you know. Smile All those shit advendures make me horny. And I thought maybe this guys country needs some toilet paper, I have some spare rolls somewhere...


hehe.
most probably the paper you use everyday comes from my country.
and i didn't spoke about shit... you PERVERT!! Razz
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Freakness
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2006 20:24    Post subject:
I remember once in school I was walking by the toilet and I saw something suspicious, so I entered [I'm curious you know Crying or Very sad] and saw a guy with pants pulled off and underwear full of liquid light brown shit. He looked at me and said something, but I didnt even hear what was that. All I saw was his hands spattering that liquid material out of his pants to the hole.
After some time I met him in cafe with my classmate and he was telling me that the government is bad because it doesnt find the job for his father.
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2006 20:32    Post subject:
hahaha!! i laughed a lot!!
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2006 20:33    Post subject:
Freakness wrote:
I remember once in school I was walking by the toilet and I saw something suspicious, so I entered [I'm curious you know Crying or Very sad] and saw a guy with pants pulled off and underwear full of liquid light brown shit. He looked at me and said something, but I didnt even hear what was that. All I saw was his hands spattering that liquid material out of his pants to the hole.
After some time I met him in cafe with my classmate and he was telling me that the government is bad because it doesnt find the job for his father.



Sad thats just.....naaasty. Laughing


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LarzNFO




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2006 20:47    Post subject:
I had the same thing when I was in a restaurant a couple of years ago. I went to the bathroom for a big dump. When I was finished, I realised there was no toilet paper. So I scanned the bathroom for items I could use. (as I had nothing myself) As my eyes went over the sink they spotted a small, pink, fluffy towel hanging next to it. Very Happy So I wiped my backend with it. And after I was done, I hung it back at the hook near the sink. A shame I couldn't see the look on the face of the person washing his hands later that evening!
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Aug 2006 20:22    Post subject:
LarzNFO wrote:
I had the same thing when I was in a restaurant a couple of years ago. I went to the bathroom for a big dump. When I was finished, I realised there was no toilet paper. So I scanned the bathroom for items I could use. (as I had nothing myself) As my eyes went over the sink they spotted a small, pink, fluffy towel hanging next to it. Very Happy So I wiped my backend with it. And after I was done, I hung it back at the hook near the sink. A shame I couldn't see the look on the face of the person washing his hands later that evening!


so it was you Evil or Very Mad , admin I request a ban!!! Exclamation Exclamation Mad Mad


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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Aug 2006 20:30    Post subject:
if i would catch someone doing that i would kick them in the nuts
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Aug 2006 21:53    Post subject:
@LarzNFO
What public place has cloth towels. That would be gross.



@Kumkss

You could of always done what they do in the poor countries. They use their hand and a bucket of water. My cousin went to india and had to shit down a tiny hole and then had to wash his ass with his hand and a bucket of used poo water.

I go kayaking with a girl, There are some pictures of her, and she doesn’t use toilet paper for 2 weeks. She will go swimming and pinch one off, or walk down the beach a ways and sit on a log and do it there. Sometimes you can shit on something and shot-putt it into the ocean. We call that the shit-putt.

Once while camping on a beach my friend walked by and told me he took a huge dump and a huge Dungeness crab came along and started eating it. Then I passed my cousin. He had a net. I asked him what he was doing and he said he was off to catch a certain crab for dinner.
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Aug 2006 21:59    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@LarzNFO
What public place has cloth towels. That would be gross.



@Kumkss

You could of always done what they do in the poor countries. They use their hand and a bucket of water. My cousin went to india and had to shit down a tiny hole and then had to wash his ass with his hand and a bucket of used poo water.

I go kayaking with a girl, There are some pictures of her, and she doesn’t use toilet paper for 2 weeks. She will go swimming and pinch one off, or walk down the beach a ways and sit on a log and do it there. Sometimes you can shit on something and shot-putt it into the ocean. We call that the shit-putt.

Once while camping on a beach my friend walked by and told me he took a huge dump and a huge Dungeness crab came along and started eating it. Then I passed my cousin. He had a net. I asked him what he was doing and he said he was off to catch a certain crab for dinner.


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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Aug 2006 22:25    Post subject:
@compubrain3000
Which one scares you the most?

a) poo water bucket
b) girl who doesn't use tp for 2 weeks
c) eating a crab that ate your friends shit. (Crab was gone when he got there)
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Aug 2006 22:41    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@compubrain3000
Which one scares you the most?

a) poo water bucket
b) girl who doesn't use tp for 2 weeks
c) eating a crab that ate your friends shit. (Crab was gone when he got there)


I'll have to go with (b), that's just "throw up the contents of your stomach" sick

You know what's even sicker, the fact that this thread still ain't dead Razz
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Aug 2006 22:50    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@compubrain3000
Which one scares you the most?

a) poo water bucket
b) girl who doesn't use tp for 2 weeks
c) eating a crab that ate your friends shit. (Crab was gone when he got there)


Crying or Very sad damn gal stop , stop , stop


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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Aug 2006 23:53    Post subject:
Hfric wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@compubrain3000
Which one scares you the most?

a) poo water bucket
b) girl who doesn't use tp for 2 weeks
c) eating a crab that ate your friends shit. (Crab was gone when he got there)


Crying or Very sad damn gal stop , stop , stop



I'm sorry, I just spent 2 nights with a bunch of nurse friends and teachers. Do you know how bad nurses get when they are drinking. Trust me those stories are nothin.



Don't read this if you have a weak stomach. I don't but even I had to leave the room.
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Back to the poo paper topic.
I always buy the double roll and I always check to make sure there is enough there.
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 00:27    Post subject:
PISTOLSHRIMP POST MOAR !


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 01:10    Post subject:
FranK_aka_Spooky wrote:
PISTOLSHRIMP POST MOAR !



It's too gross. I can't. Sad
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 03:54    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@compubrain3000
Which one scares you the most?

a) poo water bucket
b) girl who doesn't use tp for 2 weeks
c) eating a crab that ate your friends shit. (Crab was gone when he got there)


They all scare me Neutral

Im never going to India. Ive heard so many bad stories about that place...most of em involving dirty women...nasty


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 05:55    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@compubrain3000
Which one scares you the most?

a) poo water bucket
b) girl who doesn't use tp for 2 weeks
c) eating a crab that ate your friends shit. (Crab was gone when he got there)


They all scare me Neutral

Im never going to India. Ive heard so many bad stories about that place...most of em involving dirty women...nasty


I haven't heard anything about dirty women. Only shiting in public off railway tracks and ditches and the piggys coming over to eat it. (only in poor areas)
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 06:53    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@compubrain3000
Which one scares you the most?

a) poo water bucket
b) girl who doesn't use tp for 2 weeks
c) eating a crab that ate your friends shit. (Crab was gone when he got there)


They all scare me Neutral

Im never going to India. Ive heard so many bad stories about that place...most of em involving dirty women...nasty


I haven't heard anything about dirty women. Only shiting in public off railway tracks and ditches and the piggys coming over to eat it. (only in poor areas)


According to friend's of mine, Indian girls dont wash their coochies. Like they stink bad.

Ive never been with an Indian chick so I cant confirm it. But it did put me off indian women.


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 07:38    Post subject:
@syco

If you go to a brothel in India , then yes people will smell. Some of them can actually wash a lot, but don’t have deoderant. These are hot countires. In some poor countires, people can’t wash because of lack of water.
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 13:45    Post subject:
It's like 98% of the indians are poor, 1% are middle class and another 1% are rich. If you want a nice and clean chick, then go for the rich side,
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 19:47    Post subject:
mark322 wrote:
It's like 98% of the indians are poor, 1% are middle class and another 1% are rich. If you want a nice and clean chick, then go for the rich side,



I have a great idea, how about no body visit the brothels. Those girls are not there because of their own free will. In the truest sence they are slaves. Most were sold by their fathers.

Rich side or not can you imagion the disease.
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