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DopeSickKid




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 13:07    Post subject: Ass To Mouth
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Kristian




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 13:12    Post subject:
Free chocolate

I hate you.
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DopeSickKid




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 13:25    Post subject:
Stealth88 wrote:
Free chocolate


hehehehe Very Happy
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Spun[k]




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 13:31    Post subject:
Many friends.

edit: wtf , what am I talking about. Razz It's nasty! That was the word I was looking for.

Sig too big.

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maxiepaxie




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 14:02    Post subject:
Useless Void.
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 15:04    Post subject:
Never.

Occasionally you get a 2 scoop lick (it happens) but fuck, thats not intentional.
Ass licking is not a turn on in my book...
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 15:08    Post subject:
it looks fun in the movies, but id never let the girl i love lick the ass juice of her own ass off my cock, its too degrading. but if its casual sex with someoen up for it, well who gives a shit, they dont mind and you dont care about them like they dont about you.

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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 15:13    Post subject: Re: Ass To Mouth
DopeSickKid wrote:
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Paradise.
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feyenoord4ever




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 16:31    Post subject:
Anal sex in pr0n annoys me, its everywhere nowadays Sad
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Demonium
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 17:36    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Never.

Occasionally you get a 2 scoop lick (it happens) but fuck, thats not intentional.
Ass licking is not a turn on in my book...
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Ass-to-mouth = you have anal-sex with a girl, then she gives you a blowjob.
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spankie
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 18:10    Post subject:
im not so much into shit stuff. anal and ass to mouth, not my cup of tea.

Though i like to fight with my gf, and i have to try to strangle her, and she tries to put a finger up my ass, o god, i fight to death to prevent that.
I live here with 2 brothers, and fucking stupid game we always used to play. i hate that feeling of getting penetrated, grmbl. and she knows that i hate it.

Anyway, the fighting is fun, always ends in sex Very Happy


so far my constructive thought on this 'shit' topic Wink (pun intended)
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Whirlwind




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 18:22    Post subject:
spankie wrote:
I live here with 2 brothers, and fucking stupid game we always used to play. i hate that feeling of getting penetrated, grmbl. and she knows that i hate it.



Are they your brothers?

You guys play games where you try to stick things in each other's asses?
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Bigperm




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 18:26    Post subject:
In the heat of the moment. ATM is Acceptable. - Clerks 2

I prefer DVDA.. Hahahahaha
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 18:57    Post subject:
Bigperm wrote:
In the heat of the moment. ATM is Acceptable. - Clerks 2

I prefer DVDA.. Hahahahaha




This topic is yuk. Why use the backdoor when there is a perfectly good front door.
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feyenoord4ever




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 19:44    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Bigperm wrote:
In the heat of the moment. ATM is Acceptable. - Clerks 2

I prefer DVDA.. Hahahahaha




This topic is yuk. Why use the backdoor when there is a perfectly good front door.


Exactly. There's an entrance and exit, lets keep it that way Very Happy
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Freakness
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 19:46    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
This topic is yuk. Why use the backdoor when there is a perfectly good front door.
Yeah but the front door might be a bucket.
Anyway anal sex is not right in my dictionary, because nature did not intended that hole for that.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 19:52    Post subject:
Freakness wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
This topic is yuk. Why use the backdoor when there is a perfectly good front door.
Yeah but the front door might be a bucket.
Anyway anal sex is not right in my dictionary, because nature did not intended that hole for that.


Surely you can't mean a bucket. I think if some chick was like a bucket you would be able to tell by looking at her could you not? If her body was all loose and flabby right so would the other parts. In that case I don't think you would want to partake in the bucket.

There are exercises too women can do so you don't develop a bucket.

I agree with you in the nature intended bit. Things come out of da butt, not into the but.
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Freakness
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 20:04    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Things come out of da butt, not into the but.
Sometimes water flows into butt if you bend over while you taking a bath or in the sea/lake/river Very Happy
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 20:05    Post subject:
Freakness wrote:
Yeah but the front door might be a bucket..


you mean, like this? Wink

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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 20:06    Post subject:
i always wonder about th following: if they have anal sex for like 15 minutes in a porn movie, then how come there is no shit on the guys dick?
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 20:12    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
i always wonder about th following: if they have anal sex for like 15 minutes in a porn movie, then how come there is no shit on the guys dick?


They give them enemas beforehand Wink

Quote:
In most mainstream pornographic productions it is a common practice for the passive partner of an anal scene to use a small enema before the shoot in order to remove feces from the anus. Experts recommend the use of Fleet Enema to clean the rectum.


I found this too that says it's normal to see shit ...

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The next topic I would like to discuss is anal cleanliness. Of course it goes without saying that your partner's anus should be cleaned both before and after anal sex, or anal play for that matter. If you happen to be the one to clean your female partner's anus after you've had anal sex then always, always remember to wipe her front to back. This is extremely important because you could give her a yeast infection if you don't, which would be very unpleasant for her.

Your partner should try to have a bowel movement before you engage in anal sex/anal play. This will reduce the chances that it will turn up during your anal pleasure session. However, it is possible that it still may show up, so be prepared for that. If you're going to stick it there then you have to expect to deal with that sort of thing at one time or another. Just deal with it as best you can. Chances are your partner would be more embarrassed and or mortified than you would be, so be sensitive to that as well.

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Freakness
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 20:18    Post subject:
Ah yeah just remembered another story. One guy [my classmates friend] had A-sex+V-sex with a girl. When they finished he had to get home by a bus. And when he was going everybody looked at him in a strange way. When he got home he noticed that his shirt and pants near belt are covered with shit. Laughing
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 20:45    Post subject:
Freakness wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Things come out of da butt, not into the but.
Sometimes water flows into butt if you bend over while you taking a bath or in the sea/lake/river Very Happy
Well never came close to happening to me.

I used to work at a pool rec center with a hot tub. There was a older lady that would come in. Sometimes she would have her back parallel to the ceiling and her butt resting on the wall. One day I figured out what she was doing. She was blasting the jet up her ass. People are weird, even in public.



@Nouse
I don’t think a guy could even penetrate unless he had a really long dick. Too much fat to go through to reach it. She has a lot of zits (with heads ready for popping) in the inside of her thighs.


@JeanPerrier
Yea they use enemas. Can you imagion. "honey, here let me shove this tube up your ass so I can blast the shit away"




Freakness wrote:
Ah yeah just remembered another story. One guy [my classmates friend] had A-sex+V-sex with a girl. When they finished he had to get home by a bus. And when he was going everybody looked at him in a strange way. When he got home he noticed that his shirt and pants near belt are covered with shit. Laughing


That is classic. One thing tho. Wouldn’t he be able to smell it? I would think shit on your clothes would be pretty noticeable.

Anal sex is just nasty. I was watching is one p0rn. And this chick had her fingers up her ass. Something came out. Looked like a piece of corn or something.
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Freakness
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 20:58    Post subject:
Ah yeah but you havent seen some prons where a woman has to suck that thing that comes from the ass. And pretend that she is having an orgasm.
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Well never came close to happening to me.
Take a bath, stand on your knees and bow your head as lower as possible. The waterline has to be above your ass ofcource. Your asshole will open up and the water will start flowing in. I have discovered that thing when I was a kid. Very Happy
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Spun[k]




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 21:41    Post subject:
Freakness wrote:
Ah yeah!! (Razz) Take a bath, stand on your knees and bow your head as lower as possible. The waterline has to be above your ass ofcource. Your asshole will open up and the water will start flowing in. I have discovered that thing when I was a kid. Very Happy


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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 21:48    Post subject:
Freakness wrote:
Ah yeah but you havent seen some prons where a woman has to suck that thing that comes from the ass. And pretend that she is having an orgasm.
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Well never came close to happening to me.
Take a bath, stand on your knees and bow your head as lower as possible. The waterline has to be above your ass ofcource. Your asshole will open up and the water will start flowing in. I have discovered that thing when I was a kid. Very Happy


did your dad show it to you? Laughing


sorry it was to easy
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knives217




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 22:00    Post subject:
Ugh, anal sex reminds me of scat, and that is fucking nasty.

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Freakness
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 22:03    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
did your dad show it to you? Laughing
sorry it was to easy
No it was one of those lazy summer weekends when you could do anything you want, dream of Gabe Newel etc., even flood the whole area with water, infinitive bathing and stuff like that. And when finally realize that one of your holes are out of control at some specific pose, the water starts flowing in you and you might drown. Very Happy
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feyenoord4ever




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 22:20    Post subject:
Im surprised so many people dislike it, I thought I was alone Razz

So why the hell is it in all porn nowadays, if most people dont seem to like it?
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Freakness
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 22:36    Post subject:
feyenoord4ever wrote:
Im surprised so many people dislike it, I thought I was alone:P So why the hell is it in all porn nowadays, if most people dont seem to like it?
Well, for more variety I think. Anal lovers grab a dvd, read 'anal' and buy it.
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