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WaldoJ
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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 06:10 Post subject: Haircuts!

Who cuts your hair?
Cool old italian guy! Named Phill!

When do you cut it?
Every two months.

Do you like your hair long?
Not anymore.

How much does it cost?
12

How much do you pay?
20

Do you tip?
Keep the change bub.

Do you know someone who can cut your hair for free?
My sister.

Would you allow them to cut your hair?
Looking at my nephew and my brother in law? NO!

When was the last time you got a haircut?
TODAY BITCHES!

ANSWER! Unless you're old and bald *cough* syco *cough* don't bother making up answers Laughing

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pistolshrimp
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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 06:45 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I used to have my ex cut my hair for the longest time but he was fucking it up over the years. Not really a big deal because I have curly hair so the ends don’t really have to be the same length. I don’t have a fancy hair cut, just trim the ends. Then I let my Mother-in-law do it. She was a hair dresser in the ‘old country’ . She hates my hair. She told me I looked like the fat guy from lost so I let her cut my hair. But she is a good at hair. She doesn’t understand curly hair tho. She thinks she can brush it straight or something, all she does it turn it into an fro. I have troll doll hair. Now I go to a cheap place. It is like 8 bucks or something. Seriously it takes them 5 mins for a trim.

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WaldoJ
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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 06:53 Post subject:

My hair also curls up Crying or Very sad

a guy with curly hair Laughing

Wait. A guy with blonde curly hair. Laughing

5 min? Damn. Takes my guy 15 - 20 Sad

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pistolshrimp
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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 08:07 Post subject:

WaldoJ wrote:

My hair also curls up Crying or Very sad

a guy with curly hair Laughing

Wait. A guy with blonde curly hair. Laughing

5 min? Damn. Takes my guy 15 - 20 Sad

yep it is all one length.

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deelix
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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 08:13 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

My stepfather. Srsly...

SycoShaman
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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 08:52 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I havent had a haircut in YEARS...

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pistolshrimp
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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 09:45 Post subject:

deelix wrote:

My stepfather. Srsly...

What does that mean???

SycoShaman wrote:

I havent had a haircut in YEARS... Very Happy

Yeaa we know Very Happy

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JeanPerrier

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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 09:50 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I found out several months ago i can do it myself with a trimmer (dont know the english): something like this when it grows longer i just use it and im pretty good at it so after im done my hair is the same but shorter. I normally to gel in it anyways or wear a hat and saves 8 euros a month

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SycoShaman
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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 09:53 Post subject:

pistolshrimp wrote:

deelix wrote:

My stepfather. Srsly...

What does that mean???

SycoShaman wrote:

I havent had a haircut in YEARS... Very Happy

Yeaa we know Very Happy

Only you know baby Wink

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pistolshrimp
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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 09:59 Post subject:

SycoShaman wrote:

pistolshrimp wrote:

deelix wrote:

My stepfather. Srsly...

What does that mean???

SycoShaman wrote:

I havent had a haircut in YEARS... Very Happy

Yeaa we know Very Happy

Only you know baby Wink

*gives pistol a once over and smiles*
Smile

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SycoShaman
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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 10:01 Post subject:

pistolshrimp wrote:

SycoShaman wrote:

pistolshrimp wrote:

What does that mean???

Yeaa we know Very Happy

Only you know baby Wink

*gives pistol a once over and smiles*
Smile

Dont be shocked, I like what I see Very Happy

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deelix
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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 10:02 Post subject:

pistolshrimp wrote:

deelix wrote:

My stepfather. Srsly...

What does that mean???

That im OK with short hair, he just uses (damnit, forgot the english word... and norwegian WTF).

pistolshrimp
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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 10:06 Post subject:

deelix wrote:

pistolshrimp wrote:

deelix wrote:

My stepfather. Srsly...

What does that mean???

That im OK with short hair, he just uses (damnit, forgot the english word... and norwegian WTF).

@syco

@Deelix
you look great with short hair.

Surly? maybe that is the word you are looking for? Means cheeky or rude.

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deelix
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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 11:03 Post subject:

pistolshrimp wrote:

deelix wrote:

pistolshrimp wrote:

What does that mean???

That im OK with short hair, he just uses (damnit, forgot the english word... and norwegian WTF).

@syco

@Deelix
you look great with short hair.

Surly? maybe that is the word you are looking for? Means cheeky or rude.

ah... no. srsly = seriously Wink

(ya rly like..)

Submiqent

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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 11:36 Post subject: Re: Haircuts!	Quick Quote Quote

Who cuts your hair? young 20-something lady When do you cut it? Every two months. Do you like your hair long? Not too long How much does it cost? 57 How much do you pay? 51.5 Do you tip? Not really done here? Do you know someone who can cut your hair for free? nope! When was the last time you got a haircut? week ago ANSWERed!

Dazz99

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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 12:44 Post subject:

SycoShaman wrote:

pistolshrimp wrote:

deelix wrote:

My stepfather. Srsly...

What does that mean???

SycoShaman wrote:

I havent had a haircut in YEARS... Very Happy

Yeaa we know Very Happy

Only you know baby Wink

*gives pistol a once over and smiles*
Smile

motherfucker

Dazz99

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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 12:44 Post subject:

deelix wrote:

pistolshrimp wrote:

deelix wrote:

That im OK with short hair, he just uses (damnit, forgot the english word... and norwegian WTF).

@syco

@Deelix
you look great with short hair.

Surly? maybe that is the word you are looking for? Means cheeky or rude.

ah... no. srsly = seriously Wink

(ya rly like..)

gr0w teh m0pz o_ot

Kristian

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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 13:34 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Who cuts your hair? My dad When do you cut it? Every 4-6 months. Do you like your hair long? yes and no How much does it cost? 0 How much do you pay? 0 Do you tip? no Do you know someone who can cut your hair for free? my dad Would you allow them to cut your hair? no When was the last time you got a haircut? 3-4 days ago I hate you.

Unauthorized

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Location: Sweden

Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 14:47 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

shaved. Takes about 5-10 minutes with a razor. Squirrely: Now come on y'all. We can't waste time arguing. There could still be survivors out there. We need to hunt them down, and kill them. Beary: How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant.

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WaldoJ
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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 14:57 Post subject:

cool shit guys! Y'all like shaved hair?

Stealth you make lol Laughing

Submiqent, where you from?

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Esel_Gesi
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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 16:16 Post subject:

Who cuts your hair?
Fine ladies from the local Hair Cuttery

When do you cut it?
probably every month

Do you like your hair long?
Mine hasn't been long in years but it would be cool to grow it out again.

How much does it cost?
14

How much do you pay?
20

Do you tip?
hand em a 20 if its a good job.

Do you know someone who can cut your hair for free?
My mom used to cut my hair for years.

Would you allow them to cut your hair?
yes

When was the last time you got a haircut?
3 weeks ago.

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Hfric

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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 16:46 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

have no hair , i am baldy guy with a beard - you can say i look the same as Kane from C&C

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WaldoJ
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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 16:53 Post subject:

Esel, you're such a blondie! Laughing

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Esel_Gesi
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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 17:24 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

deelix
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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 17:29 Post subject:

Hfric wrote:

have no hair , i am baldy guy with a beard - you can say i look the same as Kane from C&C Razz

Are you really a family father? :\

werdercanuck

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Location: Pot Capital of Canada (BC)

Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 17:32 Post subject: Re: Haircuts!	Quick Quote Quote

Who cuts your hair? Shaving my head myself When do you cut it? At least every month Do you like your hair long? NO, if i let it grow longer i'll look like ben wallace How much does it cost? 0 How much do you pay? few bucks for razors Do you tip? Tip myself? Do you know someone who can cut your hair for free? Doh Would you allow them to cut your hair? Doh When was the last time you got a haircut? Last week 1F U C4N R34D 7H1S, U R34LLY N33D 70 G37 L41D

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WaldoJ
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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 17:33 Post subject:

What's with the shaved heads! Crying or Very sad

Bald people scare me

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Noob
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Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 18:39 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Who cuts your hair? Dudes down the road, always muslims. When do you cut it? Every 4-6 months. Sometimes I let it grow. Do you like your hair long? Long? I like it bushy, but mine's curly so I never let it get real long. But I like it bushy. But it looks a mess if you dont gel it. How much does it cost? £4 How much do you pay? £4 Do you tip? Nop, guys are shit at their job. If I want anything that isn't a shave on the sides and scissors on top they dont know how to do it. I ask them to keep it long, I get short. Whatever I ask for I get the same haircut. Why dont I go to another place? Good question, I'm like a social retard in these situations and dont like using new places for stuff. Do you know someone who can cut your hair for free? Some mates, they shaved it before. Would you allow them to cut your hair? Nop. When was the last time you got a haircut? About 7 weeks ago.