ok where do i start. well ok the main character has black hair, but a brown beard wtf thats just stupid right and then also he has glasses and the left frame is slightly thinner like this is just plain gay ok so the game is pretty weak too well there is no guns or voilence because in the intro there is an ad by the un for world peace rite and then when you start the level there is a cutscene where some freaky monster attacks the guy and then since he has no guns the dude tries to seduce him then its like really fuckin gross, more like a porno then a game if you ask me then in the second level namean theres like a horse right and you have to ride the horse and shoot the indians like in ww2 except there is no gunz so you have to use bow and arrows its really lame right so in the third level yeah you are on a farm and get a mission by the farmer to kill all the cows so that was wired biting the cow until it died so then the farmers kid tells u that the farmer is evil rite so yu have to steal his banjo and make a smash hit single my chevy truck then the last level n the endboss was pretty powerful right the endboss was john kerry ans he uses some mind control techniques and its like impossible then after the end cutscene is like you get married to him cuz he supports gay mairrage rite well thats the storyline well the grafix are aight my only complaint was that it was 2d and it was runnin really slow on my quad core 6.2 ghz pentium8 with 8mb off ddr2 900 plus my 2048mb grforce 2 with 200 pipelines and hsader model 11.43 so i set the stiings to the 17th highest quality outta 25 settings then it went really crazy like it was going 800f fps right and then it went to the thousands and it was going so fast i couldnt see at all then my cpu blew up....... overall props to bill gates for developing such a great game and fuckyou to him for using starforce 4 so overall i give it a 10/10
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