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boake
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 11:58    Post subject: If this happens to you.....
Imagine this situation.
You had a shit in the public restroom.
But there are no toilet paper in there. But!!! you have a one hundred dollar bill in your wallet.
How would you do in this situation?
Will you use the bill you have or have any other good idea!!!!!? Razz


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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 12:06    Post subject:
I would use my underwear.
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 12:09    Post subject:
I'd use it. Money is just money. If there was someone in there I'd offer them the money to bring me a roll of toilet paper.

I could not wipe and go into a pharmacy buy some spray on shit to mask the smell of shit. Then I'd go into a large store like Wal-Mart and buy a new pair of boxers, preferably spongebob, and use their facilities. Wipe my self, if there's anything to be wiped. And just change into newly bought underwear. Dispose the old ones in the diaper hamper. And move on.

Laughing But I'd rather wipe then walk around with shit in my pants. So yeh. Bye Bye 100 dollar bill.


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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 12:20    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
I'd use it. Money is just money. If there was someone in there I'd offer them the money to bring me a roll of toilet paper.


In that case, make sure not to pay him in advance. He won't come back. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 12:21    Post subject:
Laughing well yeah. I'm not that dumb. I'm a dirty blonde, not a beach blonde. Wink


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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 13:13    Post subject:
I'd just leave it and go home and use the toiletpaper there, and get a clean boxer Razz
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 13:18    Post subject:
will call someone outside the toilet and will say
bring me the waiter
and will ask the waiter to give me some paper or somthing :/
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 13:45    Post subject:
RubberChicken wrote:
I'd just leave it and go home and use the toiletpaper there, and get a clean boxer Razz


that yes.

Vladi wrote:
will call someone outside the toilet and will say
bring me the waiter
and will ask the waiter to give me some paper or somthing :/


or that


btw, if you take a shit, it doens't automaticly mean you have to wipe.

Sometimes i wipe and the paper is still white Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 14:02    Post subject:
skidrow wrote:

Sometimes i wipe and the paper is still white Laughing

Laughing Laughing Laughing
It is a very rare case.
If that happened, I wouldn't throw the paper away but hide it somewhere for later use. Embarassed


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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 15:14    Post subject:
I would probably take my socks off and use them. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 16:00    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
I would probably take my socks off and use them. Very Happy


And if it wasnt enough Id use my boxers.. hell id even use my hand over a £/$100 bill! Hands can be washed, money cant Wink!
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 16:04    Post subject:
wait for the shit around the crater to crust.
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 16:18    Post subject:
Ass in the sink Laughing Very Happy
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boake
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 17:02    Post subject:
Nailbiter wrote:
wait for the shit around the crater to crust.

Good idea. Laughing
It would be faster to dry it with sunlight.
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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 17:04    Post subject:
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btw, if you take a shit, it doens't automaticly mean you have to wipe.

Sometimes i wipe and the paper is still white Laughing

that happens to me more often than not Laughing guess my diet is pretty good
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 17:13    Post subject:
Please stop making threads Sad
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 17:17    Post subject:
Only one 100$ bill? How can that be enought to wipe ur ass?

I sometimes need like half a roll to get it clean, but I can also relate to skid's thing Smile
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 17:50    Post subject:
that wont happen to me cause i always chek it Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 19:29    Post subject:
feyenoord4ever wrote:
Only one 100$ bill? How can that be enought to wipe ur ass?

I sometimes need like half a roll to get it clean, but I can also relate to skid's thing Smile

if u can stretch it enough Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 19:39    Post subject:
You guys must have some freaky massive hairy asses, making the shit hang .. I would prolly just zip my pants and walk home, if it where a dry crap. Very Happy And cleaning your ass with money aiint that good, It prolly works very bad.


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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 19:52    Post subject:
You'd probably get some disease considering how dirty money is. I'd go with using my sock or other disposable garment.


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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 20:47    Post subject:
What kinda thread is this? Sad


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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 21:08    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
What kinda thread is this? Sad


One about shit. Duh Smile
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 21:13    Post subject:
I always check for the TP.

.....and I have a policy about shitting in public bathrooms. I don't.
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 21:40    Post subject:
I doubt I ever shited in public bathrooms...hmm I cant remember such thing... But I would grab overlay on the table b4 going in.
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 21:45    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
.....and I have a policy about shitting in public bathrooms. I don't.
Laughing Same.


Crying or Very sad I'm trained. I even lift the seat up in public when I go in Crying or Very sad I have to wash my hands extra hard cause some people miss and I don't notice it. And it’s all over the seat and under it. So my hands end up... filthy Crying or Very sad it's so disgusting.


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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 21:48    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
I have to wash my hands extra hard cause some people miss and I don't notice it. And it’s all over the seat and under it. So my hands end up... filthy Crying or Very sad it's so disgusting.


you know what has always bugged me ...

you go through all this effort to take your time to wash your hands properly, yet on the way out, you have to open a door with a handle touched by god knows who with god knows what on their hands.

And then fucking people look at me like I'm fucking crazy using paper towels to open the bathroom door! Razz


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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 21:57    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
I have to wash my hands extra hard cause some people miss and I don't notice it. And it’s all over the seat and under it. So my hands end up... filthy Crying or Very sad it's so disgusting.


you know what has always bugged me ...

you go through all this effort to take your time to wash your hands properly, yet on the way out, you have to open a door with a handle touched by god knows who with god knows what on their hands.

And then fucking people look at me like I'm fucking crazy using paper towels to open the bathroom door! Razz
I know. It's fucking disgusting too. Like, they made a mess in the toilet so you know they probably didn't even wash their hands. Fuck. When I use public bathrooms at my school and I see people piss and then just leave without washing their hands. I just get angry! Like who fucking does that? It’s disgusting!


I use my sleeves on doorknobs. Sometimes I use toilet paper to open doors. Or paper towels. If they're around.


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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 23:41    Post subject:
I need TP for my bunghole.
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 23:46    Post subject:



hahahhah look at how many people you can find doing the cornholio!Razz

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