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rslm_18




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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Oct 2006 20:55    Post subject: Fuck,Felt in love with a lesbian!!!
it's just so hard to explain how the fuck happened,but the truth is that i've felt in love with a lesbian,and now i fell fuckin' confused!!! Confused
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Oct 2006 21:22    Post subject:
Well....maybe she could be persuaded to turn bisexua?
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rslm_18




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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Oct 2006 21:26    Post subject:
well.she told me that she doesn't like men,but she never had one... Confused
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Oct 2006 21:37    Post subject:
Convince her to give you a try. Tell her that way she will know for sure if she is or not.
Kiss her dude. If it sucks give up. plenty-o-fish in da sea......... and a few sharks Exclamation
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Oct 2006 21:39    Post subject:
rslm_18 wrote:
well.she told me that she doesn't like men,but she never had one... Confused


ooooo, she's itchin for the dick man.

Never had man? Well, fuck, convince her to give you a try and then make sure you bring your A game...and go down on her as thats what dykes do and she'd prolly like it alot you know?
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Oct 2006 21:42    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
rslm_18 wrote:
well.she told me that she doesn't like men,but she never had one... Confused


ooooo, she's itchin for the dick man.

Never had man? Well, fuck, convince her to give you a try and then make sure you bring your A game...and go down on her as thats what dykes do and she'd prolly like it alot you know?



lol
(I am not a dyke but Very Happy)
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Oct 2006 21:47    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
rslm_18 wrote:
well.she told me that she doesn't like men,but she never had one... Confused


ooooo, she's itchin for the dick man.

Never had man? Well, fuck, convince her to give you a try and then make sure you bring your A game...and go down on her as thats what dykes do and she'd prolly like it alot you know?



lol
(I am not a dyke but Very Happy)


Smile

You'd have to go down on a lesbian tho. Sex between straight people doesnt always involve oral. But she's used to a tounge and 2 fingers, you make it more comfortable and then she'll be down to turn over, stick her ass in the air and let ya go to work Very Happy
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rslm_18




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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Oct 2006 21:59    Post subject:
thks for the advice,btw do you want to see her picture?just to see if it worths a try? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Oct 2006 22:12    Post subject:
up too you man Smile
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Oct 2006 22:17    Post subject:
rslm_18 wrote:
thks for the advice,btw do you want to see her picture?just to see if it worths a try? Very Happy



POST TEH PIX PLZ!!!!! Smile
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rslm_18




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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Oct 2006 22:19    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Oct 2006 22:24    Post subject:
she looks kinda mean....Neutral
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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Oct 2006 22:34    Post subject:
yea she scares me
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Clevesa




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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Oct 2006 22:42    Post subject:
Next time you go to meet her I suggest you bring a Tazer.

Good luck anyhow Very Happy
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rslm_18




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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Oct 2006 23:14    Post subject:
here you are another one,maybe this one's better Embarassed
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Freakness
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Oct 2006 23:32    Post subject:
Luv is blind Cool I suggest you become a lesbian too.
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rslm_18




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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Oct 2006 23:53    Post subject:
Freakness wrote:
Luv is blind Cool I suggest you become a lesbian too.


Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 00:05    Post subject:
Good luck in your "unhomoïsation" of this lady Smile

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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 00:39    Post subject:
Are you sure she's not saying she's a lesbian because she wants you to fuck off?

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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 00:46    Post subject:
She looks kinda mean still.
Like butch you know?

If she's got the mentality of a guy, I dont think i'd date her

And she does look like a lesbian for sure
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 01:11    Post subject:
rslm_18 wrote:
here you are another one,maybe this one's better Embarassed


She looks a like a man.
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 01:25    Post subject:
she looks purdy Smile

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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 02:16    Post subject:
Get a blonde wig, a strap-on dildo and put on some make up, then try asking her again Wink
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 02:20    Post subject:
Sedolf wrote:
Get a blonde wig, a strap-on dildo and put on some make up, then try asking her again Wink


You have a lot of experience with lesbians I hear...

Thats how you usually do it right? Love the wig part

She sure looks like a lesbian though, but perhaps she's a sweet girl. Smile


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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 03:05    Post subject:
Just slap her in the face with your cock, that should teach her to RESPECT THE COCK! Smile

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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 05:04    Post subject:
Unauthorized wrote:
Just slap her in the face with your cock, that should teach her to RESPECT THE COCK! Smile

you have to yell "I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!" in a really deep voice at the same time or she will just bite it off Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 05:51    Post subject:
Half the time I think this lesbian stuff is just for show.
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rslm_18




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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 07:55    Post subject:
kosmiq wrote:
Sedolf wrote:
Get a blonde wig, a strap-on dildo and put on some make up, then try asking her again Wink


You have a lot of experience with lesbians I hear...

Thats how you usually do it right? Love the wig part

She sure looks like a lesbian though, but perhaps she's a sweet girl. Smile


yes,she is really a lesbian,but she's a very very sweet girl alright,maybe you guys are right,i must give her cock,that should change her mind for good!!!
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 17:28    Post subject:
I think she looks fine. Not like a dyke by default by any means. She looks like a girl who would be really good a sports and such. Like grass hockey. The reason why the guys on here don't think she is pretty is because she isn't all done up. No makeup, no bitch face, no push up padded bra.


But anyway my so called recently converted lesbian friend just got laid last night by a guy. And the night before that too. Same guy. Ohhh yea, aparently it was quite good. Sooo, I would say you got a chance buddy Very Happy
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 18:58    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Half the time I think this lesbian stuff is just for show.


Same here...a defensive mechanism.

The lesbo's ive known have all had huge problems with men. Their fathers ran out on them or a boyfriend beat them badly etc

They fail to realize not all guys are the same
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