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deelix
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...please don't put on makeup while you are driving a car. And yes, I still think its a myth that girls/women can do two things at the same time.
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| Posted: Fri, 25th May 2007 12:13 Post subject: |
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wrong, I once saw on the intraweb a girl sucking a cock and getting fucked at the same time, true story
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Parallax_
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| Posted: Fri, 25th May 2007 14:29 Post subject: |
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You must not have seen a woman cooking in your entire life... 
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| Posted: Fri, 25th May 2007 17:27 Post subject: |
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You know that they are doing 2 things at once, as soon as you notice that empty look in their eyes(like a deer in front of headlights), like an alien parasite has taken over and is doing one action, while the brain is doing another. If you ask them something during that period they will respond, usually with a generic response, like yes or no, and won't remember talking to you later.
I've seen that look too many times with women driving, it's usually best go get off the road at that point.
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Fri, 25th May 2007 17:40 Post subject: |
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| [EviL] wrote: | | wrong, I once saw on the intraweb a girl sucking a cock and getting fucked at the same time, true story |
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| Posted: Fri, 25th May 2007 19:51 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 26th May 2007 00:09 Post subject: Re: girls.... |
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| deelix wrote: | | ...please don't put on makeup while you are driving a car. And yes, I still think its a myth that girls/women can do two things at the same time. |
Get hit by the same Asian lady twice in the same year as she feeds her toddler while driving 7 kids to school in a mini van, with one of those visor things that they wear, at six in the morning.
Then come back and talk.
Can't be sure it was the same driver, but pretty sure. Anyways, cop got her this time.
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Sat, 26th May 2007 02:20 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 26th May 2007 02:20 Post subject: |
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[quote="nouseforaname"]I FUCKING HATE THOSE MOTHERFUCKING VISORS AND ANY FUCKING RETARD THAT WEARS ONE!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU. GOD BLESS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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deelix
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| Posted: Sat, 26th May 2007 03:01 Post subject: |
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(l) parallax and nouseforaname (l)
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Srsly you are the best
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| Posted: Sat, 26th May 2007 13:10 Post subject: |
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That's a riot helmet for the children's SWAT team.
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| Posted: Sun, 27th May 2007 10:57 Post subject: Re: girls.... |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | | deelix wrote: | | ...please don't put on makeup while you are driving a car. And yes, I still think its a myth that girls/women can do two things at the same time. |
Oh, deelix. What type of thread did you create? (hehe, listen to some of the replys)
But ya putting on make up in public is gross I think. Period. Driving a car an even worse idea.  I almost got into an accident because I was making a left hand turn and the women making the right had, (opposite me) Slamed on her brakes 3/4 the way into the turn to throw a sweater around her legs because she was cold, she had to grab it from the back. It was unbelievable. I was totally stuck ass out into traffic.
BUT not all women drive like that. I don't. If I can't pass I stay in the slow lane. The only distraction I do is take a drink of water or stick the radio into the deck. Never had an accident and 13 yrs driving
SOME WOMEN CAN CHEW GUM AND DRIVE AT THE SAME TIME fyi  |
My old lady never had an accident for, I don't know, about 15-20 years of driving, and got into one for changing the station on the radio...
She got out with just a few bruises, but the car was totaled, and so was half of the house she drove into.
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| Posted: Sun, 27th May 2007 18:00 Post subject: Re: girls.... |
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| BearishSun wrote: | | pistolshrimp wrote: | | deelix wrote: | | ...please don't put on makeup while you are driving a car. And yes, I still think its a myth that girls/women can do two things at the same time. |
Oh, deelix. What type of thread did you create? (hehe, listen to some of the replys)
But ya putting on make up in public is gross I think. Period. Driving a car an even worse idea. I almost got into an accident because I was making a left hand turn and the women making the right had, (opposite me) Slamed on her brakes 3/4 the way into the turn to throw a sweater around her legs because she was cold, she had to grab it from the back. It was unbelievable. I was totally stuck ass out into traffic.
BUT not all women drive like that. I don't. If I can't pass I stay in the slow lane. The only distraction I do is take a drink of water or stick the radio into the deck. Never had an accident and 13 yrs driving
SOME WOMEN CAN CHEW GUM AND DRIVE AT THE SAME TIME fyi |
My old lady never had an accident for, I don't know, about 15-20 years of driving, and got into one for changing the station on the radio...
She got out with just a few bruises, but the car was totaled, and so was half of the house she drove into. |
hehe I almost drove into a ditch sticking that radio in while driving. I had just gotten the stereo so I had to take my eyes off the road. Lucky for me I was driving slow and it was a empty road.
Glad she was ok tho.
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deelix
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Jenni
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| Posted: Mon, 28th May 2007 00:49 Post subject: |
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I hear you beat it all the time, even when sleeping. 
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deelix
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| Posted: Mon, 28th May 2007 00:55 Post subject: |
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Was that some kind of british humor :\
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| Posted: Mon, 28th May 2007 03:43 Post subject: |
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| deelix wrote: | | Was that some kind of british humor :\ |
yes..cuz i didnt laugh
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Mon, 28th May 2007 03:51 Post subject: |
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| JahLux wrote: | | deelix wrote: | | Was that some kind of british humor :\ |
yes..cuz i didnt laugh |
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deelix
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| Posted: Mon, 28th May 2007 16:24 Post subject: |
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