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JahLux
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Oct 2006 18:23    Post subject: Kids?
What do you guys think about kids? I hate em and i dont want any kids NEVER!! I dont see why anyone would want a kid, its useless unless you live in india anyway... they all like "ooh look what a cute baby gogo gaga" and then after 15 years hes homo a junkie or some emo idiot meh and what if you get like 3 kids -_- i would blow my brains out.... Anyway kids suck they annoying and stupid! whats your take?
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Oct 2006 18:30    Post subject: Re: Kids?
JahLux wrote:
What do you guys think about kids? I hate em and i dont want any kids NEVER!! I dont see why anyone would want a kid, its useless unless you live in india anyway... they all like "ooh look what a cute baby gogo gaga" and then after 15 years hes homo a junkie or some emo idiot meh and what if you get like 3 kids -_- i would blow my brains out.... Anyway kids suck they annoying and stupid! whats your take?


I agree with all, only I do wanna have kids, perhaps in 15 years orso when i;m 40.


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Oct 2006 18:39    Post subject:
I wanna have kids now, and I'm only 18.
I've always wanted a baby and a babe.

But I hate the FUCKING NEIGHBOUR KIDS!
FUCKING LAME COCKSUCKING FAGGOTS WHO CAN'T FUCKING BEHAVE!


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JahLux
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Oct 2006 18:41    Post subject:
I hate my sister and her friends they allways run into my room and do stupid shit like bang on the door or scream they think its so funny and i cant beat em up because they well are kids Razz Its so annoying when you are rolling a spliff in your room then someone suddenly screams or bangs the door and u gat weed all over ur room Razz
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Oct 2006 18:41    Post subject:
Laughing I love kids.
I want one of my own someday soon. Like in the next 3 years. I hope. It’s hard to a find a woman that will want to bare my kiddies.

I don't agree with the emo/homo/junkie bullshit. If you know how to raise your kids, then that shouldn't be a problem; not to you or them.

I mean. Seriously. Drugs are bad, but you do them, you drink, you smoke, inject, inhale etc and what happened to you? You’re either a normal person with decent share of values or a god damn prick who doesn’t think twice of having kids. And only kid you’ll ever get is an accident and then you’ll either hate him for everything he does cause it reminds you of being a fucktard or embrace your fatherly duties and cherish that little kid and raise him into someone you wish you could’ve been.

It's true that sometimes we say we don't want kids having the same life we have. And I guess if you're a druggie and you get a kid and you'll see how awful and wrong it is and you'll tell them not to do it. And eventually they will.

You can't hate them for that. You just can’t. You can be disappointed that they’ve done something wrong.

Emo is a shitty style, but it's a trend now. Would you want your kid to be a fucking loner or have some friends? Even tho emo is shit, it brings people together. It creates bonds. It creates friendship. If you deny your child all of that because you don't approve of the style, then what the fuck? What kind of a person would you be?

You basically have to approve of your childs life. Puts limits on certain things. And let them embrace others. Keeping them in the closet all the life, or under your pillow, will pretty much fuck them up in the long run.

Having kids is great. From what I've seen. I want to be a father. I really do. I want a family. A typical family. Two kids. A wife that loves me. A small house. All that garbage.

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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Oct 2006 18:44    Post subject:
LOL, how old are you?

I hate kids too, they're such arrogent, pretentious pricks from about 12 until they're about 20. When suddenly they realise they're not the center of the universe. Of course, this varies between individuals, so no offense to the younger, but mature guys here.

But I definitely want kids, maybe when i'm about 30. I still want to be able to do things with them when they're 20, not be a frail 60 year old like Skid here. Razz

Remember, your own kids will be the best in the world! So don't say you're not going to have any! At least, thats what most parents think. Wink


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Oct 2006 18:45    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:


I don't agree with the emo/homo/junkie bullshit. If you know how to raise your kids, then that shouldn't be a problem; not to you or them.



Come on, you know it's nowhere near as simple as that.


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Oct 2006 19:00    Post subject:
It is that simple. If you love them. If you show them you love them. If you care for them. Treat them with respect. Then the emo/druggie/homo/ bull shit won't matter. Some people, before they have kids begin to imagine their life. And when they do have kids they steer them the way they want them to be. And if something goes wrong, it's fucked up.

It’s annoying seeing couples arguing about their child. That it’s not smart enough. That it’s not good enough. That it’s all those wrong things. And what’s the point of that? They thought their kid will be perfect, will be amazing, and when it isn’t, they still love it, but they constantly argue with it/over it. Love is still there, but it sometimes hard to sense.

Laughing it. Laughing

Y’know what I mean. Raising a kid isn’t simple at all. But when you already have it set, in your mind, how your child is going to grow up, what it’s going to do, how it will do it, then what’s the point in having a child in the first place?

Everybody wants their kid to be perfect. But to be perfect is to be yourself.

Planning a child’s future beforehand is the most fucked up thing I ever heard of.


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Oct 2006 19:02    Post subject:
its like having a puppy that isnt housebroken for the first 3 years

i want atleast 2


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Jenni
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Oct 2006 19:14    Post subject:
No one can comment. When you have kids it's your life gone. But in a good way. I wouldn't change that for the world.

Unless you have kids, well keep your mouth shut.


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JahLux
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Oct 2006 19:26    Post subject:
Naah kids are not for me and i will probably never find a chick that dosnt want kids or dosnt want to get married... Its to hard to take care of a child not that i have done it but it just takes up to much of ur time no more playin and chilling no more going to the club every friday and stuff like that... they just take up your time and give you a big fucking headache... come on you only live once and you dont want that to be ruined by some annoying kid... And if you live in the ghetto you sure as hell dont want any kids unless you want to be a broke mofo and live in a container... Ive seen parents argue and go nuts so many times because of their kids i mean just look at the Nanny show on tv its sick those kids are like aliens tryin to kill their parents.. There is not one single good reason to why anyone should have kids so fuck em.

So in the end you go crazy and beat the shit out of your emo kid you end up in jail yay!


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Oct 2006 19:26    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Laughing I love kids.
Having kids is great. From what I've seen. I want to be a father. I really do. I want a family. A typical family. Two kids. A wife that loves me. A small house. All that garbage.

I don't care how my children are going to turn out. As long as they’re mine Very Happy

That's the most beautiful thing i have ever read.

I completely agree, thats what i really want to.


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Oct 2006 19:31    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
No one can comment. When you have kids it's your life gone. But in a good way. I wouldn't change that for the world.

Unless you have kids, well keep your mouth shut.


Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

i dont have kids but i can excactly see how it is to have them (all aspects). must be because i have 4 nieces that i all saw growing up and kindoff babysitted.

you keep your mouth shut Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Oct 2006 19:44    Post subject:
Buddymander wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
Laughing I love kids.
Having kids is great. From what I've seen. I want to be a father. I really do. I want a family. A typical family. Two kids. A wife that loves me. A small house. All that garbage.

I don't care how my children are going to turn out. As long as they’re mine Very Happy

That's the most beautiful thing i have ever read.

I completely agree, thats what i really want to.


Add me to the list Razz
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JahLux
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Oct 2006 19:44    Post subject:
They can be cute tho Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Oct 2006 19:48    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
Jenni wrote:
No one can comment. When you have kids it's your life gone. But in a good way. I wouldn't change that for the world.

Unless you have kids, well keep your mouth shut.


Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

i dont have kids but i can excactly see how it is to have them (all aspects). must be because i have 4 nieces that i all saw growing up and kindoff babysitted.

you keep your mouth shut Rolling Eyes


You don't know shit until you see a child that is truly yours through that piece of glass in the hospital, and it smiles at you, and then the world truly disapears.


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JahLux
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Oct 2006 19:56    Post subject:
Id rather have a little cute monkey as a child Very Happy a little less responsibility and alot more fun hehehe!! id teach him to steal drink smoke we would have so much fun going to strip clubs taking him for a spin with my car, get him some monkey booty too ! ahhhh Smile
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Oct 2006 20:08    Post subject:
Buddymander wrote:
JeanPerrier wrote:
Jenni wrote:
No one can comment. When you have kids it's your life gone. But in a good way. I wouldn't change that for the world.

Unless you have kids, well keep your mouth shut.


Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

i dont have kids but i can excactly see how it is to have them (all aspects). must be because i have 4 nieces that i all saw growing up and kindoff babysitted.

you keep your mouth shut Rolling Eyes


You don't know shit until you see a child that is truly yours through that piece of glass in the hospital, and it smiles at you, and then the world truly disapears.


Smile


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Oct 2006 21:29    Post subject:
I dont have kids but I would like to be a father at least once in my lifetime. Need a woman first lol!


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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Oct 2006 00:13    Post subject:
JahLux wrote:
Id rather have a little cute monkey as a child Very Happy a little less responsibility and alot more fun hehehe!! id teach him to steal drink smoke we would have so much fun going to strip clubs taking him for a spin with my car, get him some monkey booty too ! ahhhh Smile


Hahaha Jalux that does bring back memories.

My dad he was in Kenya years ago fighting the Mau Mau. Anyway this guy trained a monkey to steal cigarettes from his mates tents and pissed a lot of people off.

































My dad shot it. Sad


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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Oct 2006 00:58    Post subject: ze winner gets 1,000 frooplZ!... apply now!
make a kid recipe:

u need
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1. female (rice)
2. male (marshmellow goo)
3. comfy surroundings to combine forces (bowl)
4. encouraging friend (wooden spoon)

once u got the goo splurted all over the rice, u whip that shit around like there's no tomorrow, combining the 2 permanently...
set in fridge for 9 months and watch the shit harden...

now you have some delicious rice crispy squares!...

for most, that would be the it... one stinky rice square.... but most crave more, and more!
they get their rice square cut down to a bunch of lil squares, ultimatly producing Mini rice crispy squares!...

so u got kids havin kids all for the sake of pleasing the greedy ass parents who just want to butter em up and eat their delicious kids...

next time on make a kid recipe,... a chocolate chip pancake wrapped corndog on a stick... it's a good one!

ADIOS


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Jenni
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Oct 2006 01:15    Post subject:
Huh!


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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Oct 2006 01:26    Post subject:
Someone thinks that you use real rice for rice crispie treats. No wonder some people out there just stick it in and pee Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Oct 2006 01:28    Post subject:
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No wonder some people out there just stick it in and pee Laughing

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Jenni
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Oct 2006 01:28    Post subject:
WTF Waldoj. Er if anyone ever done that to me I would seriously kick off. They'd be lucky to leave with their balls.


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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Oct 2006 01:29    Post subject:
Crying or Very sad south park anyone. Gosh!

Crying or Very sad

Yes. KrayZJool is no fancy chef, and I am not funny.


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Jenni
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Oct 2006 01:34    Post subject:
I must have lived a sheltered life.


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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Oct 2006 08:45    Post subject:
I've got 1 now - but when I used to live with his mother I had 6 (if you count my sons brothers/sisters) Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Oct 2006 09:55    Post subject:
Kids are nice until they are about 3 years old..
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Oct 2006 10:51    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Kids are nice until they are about 3 years old..


I actually think its the other way - cos when they are 3-4 they atleast start to understand when you talk to them. Much easier that way imo.


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