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TheSaint
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Oct 2006 11:27    Post subject: FFS GIRLS
Hate them, so yesterday i went to a hockeyparty, was chilling and almost making out with a girl. Anyways my friends wanted to go to the club. So we went, i didnt have a ticket and they had. So i waited fucking 2 hours in the que getting pushed back and forward, people where fighting in front of me, girls where screaming they coulndt breath bladibla. So i went in the fucking club, i was totally pissed. Than another girl came to me, the girl i like, she started kissing me on my cheeck and mouth but i pushed here away because i was so fucking pissed. I wasnt nice to her and totally fucked it up

SO STUPID Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

SO 2 girls i fucked up with, i could easily make out with both


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deelix
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Oct 2006 11:31    Post subject:
I can never understand them. Ticket to a cub, wtf exclusive amsterdam thing?

I rarly go to the club, haven't been to drunk to get in, but not far from Very Happy
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Razacka2




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Oct 2006 12:15    Post subject:
OMG, YOU COULD HAVE JUST GOTTEN THEIR PHONE NUMBER AND GIVEN TO ME Sad Sad
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Buddymander
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Oct 2006 19:05    Post subject:
Blah fuck the bitches, to bad they couldn't suck your dick, there loss, you should have never waited in a line for 2 fucking hours in the first place, you could have gone somewhere else where girls roam.

BTW get some new friends kid.

Go home and wank off, or pay some whore to suck your prick.

Either way i expect you to be fucking some hot bitch tomorrow.


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skidrow
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Oct 2006 19:07    Post subject:
stop moaning whining bitch Wink


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Jenni
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Oct 2006 19:44    Post subject:
skidrow wrote:
stop moaning whining bitch Wink


Hahahah!


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Oct 2006 20:47    Post subject:
Your friends should'nt have got you to go to that club considering they got in straight away and you had to wait two hours. I hate waiting in queues.


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skidrow
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Oct 2006 20:49    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Your friends should'nt have got you to go to that club considering they got in straight away and you had to wait two hours. I hate waiting in queues.


and besides that, its lame to not gotten you a ticket.
i wouldnt wait 2 hours.


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Jenni
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Oct 2006 20:52    Post subject:
Flutter your eye lids at the bouncer. Works for me. Very Happy


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skidrow
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Oct 2006 20:53    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
Flutter your eye lids at the bouncer. Works for me. Very Happy


that won't work with thesaint because he's a male.

or will it Wink Laughing


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Jenni
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Oct 2006 21:10    Post subject:
Is he?

WTF I'm not the first female nforce admin Sad


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TheSaint
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Oct 2006 21:34    Post subject:
The reason i didnt have ticket because first off all i wasnt suppose to go to that club, but than i tought wtf lets go anyways. I wanted to go because i knew that one girl was tghere, once you are in the que, you get get out. your standing in the fucking middle and no way to go back Very Happy
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Oct 2006 03:20    Post subject:
@Saint
If I was you I would of stayed at the party. No way I would wait 2 hrs to get into a club. I am sure you will get another chance with both.


skidrow wrote:
Jenni wrote:
Flutter your eye lids at the bouncer. Works for me. Very Happy


that won't work with thesaint because he's a male.

or will it Wink Laughing
In my neck of the woods the guys would slip at least a $20.


In the past I would always go early because I wanted a seat, sometimes if you are really sneaky and their is a huge lineup you can sneak in the back door.
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Oct 2006 03:47    Post subject:
@Saint

thats fucked up dude. Ive been mad plenty of times when Ive been out at a party. But i cant say ive ever pushed a girl away who's wanted me. Unless I really wasnt into her.
But if Im into her, the affection of a woman cures my anger in a second.


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Esel_Gesi
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Oct 2006 08:10    Post subject:
lol i have a girl sleeping in my bed right now but she doesnt want a relationship blah blah blah...

But that does suck saint. luckily being a dick to girls works and this girl you like is probably more into you than before.


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Bigperm




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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Oct 2006 21:07    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@Saint
If I was you I would of stayed at the party. No way I would wait 2 hrs to get into a club. I am sure you will get another chance with both.


skidrow wrote:
Jenni wrote:
Flutter your eye lids at the bouncer. Works for me. Very Happy


that won't work with thesaint because he's a male.

or will it Wink Laughing
In my neck of the woods the guys would slip at least a $20.


In the past I would always go early because I wanted a seat, sometimes if you are really sneaky and their is a huge lineup you can sneak in the back door.


I will never wait in line. I have paid upto $40 to get me and some friends into the club. Money well spent. Lines in Calgary clubs sometimes never end. They like having lines becasue it makes the club look more popular. Heck, Cowboys in calgary put in a heater for there line in the winter. It runs along the entire side of the building. Most bars in Cowtown i know the door people or know the bouncers. I knew being a bar star before going to university would help out someday. Smile


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I drunk. I don't fucking care!
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Razacka2




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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Oct 2006 22:01    Post subject:
Esel_Gesi wrote:
lol i have a girl sleeping in my bed right now but she doesnt want a relationship blah blah blah...

But that does suck saint. luckily being a dick to girls works and this girl you like is probably more into you than before.


get naked and start the action, you hafto try. . TRY!!! Laughing
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Esel_Gesi
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Oct 2006 22:13    Post subject:
Razacka2 wrote:
Esel_Gesi wrote:
lol i have a girl sleeping in my bed right now but she doesnt want a relationship blah blah blah...

But that does suck saint. luckily being a dick to girls works and this girl you like is probably more into you than before.


get naked and start the action, you hafto try. . TRY!!! Laughing


Smile

I wish it were that simple.


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fraich3




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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Oct 2006 22:14    Post subject:
Bigperm wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@Saint
If I was you I would of stayed at the party. No way I would wait 2 hrs to get into a club. I am sure you will get another chance with both.


skidrow wrote:


that won't work with thesaint because he's a male.

or will it Wink Laughing
In my neck of the woods the guys would slip at least a $20.


In the past I would always go early because I wanted a seat, sometimes if you are really sneaky and their is a huge lineup you can sneak in the back door.


I will never wait in line. I have paid upto $40 to get me and some friends into the club. Money well spent. Lines in Calgary clubs sometimes never end. They like having lines becasue it makes the club look more popular. Heck, Cowboys in calgary put in a heater for there line in the winter. It runs along the entire side of the building. Most bars in Cowtown i know the door people or know the bouncers. I knew being a bar star before going to university would help out someday. Smile

So you just walk up to the entrance and give the door guy or whatever it is, some money and your in ?

Gonna have to learn all the tricks when to when im going clubbing sometime Cool


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Oct 2006 02:06    Post subject:
If you know them you don't have to pay anything, they just let you straight in. At least my bouncer mates did. Wink


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Godlikez*
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Oct 2006 10:58    Post subject:
It helps if you work out at the same gym as a bouncer of a local gym although I havent been to a club in years sad but true however.


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Tutukun




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Nov 2006 09:22    Post subject: Re: FFS GIRLS
TheSaint wrote:
Hate them, so yesterday i went to a hockeyparty, was chilling and almost making out with a girl. Anyways my friends wanted to go to the club. So we went, i didnt have a ticket and they had. So i waited fucking 2 hours in the que getting pushed back and forward, people where fighting in front of me, girls where screaming they coulndt breath bladibla. So i went in the fucking club, i was totally pissed. Than another girl came to me, the girl i like, she started kissing me on my cheeck and mouth but i pushed here away because i was so fucking pissed. I wasnt nice to her and totally fucked it up

SO STUPID Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

SO 2 girls i fucked up with, i could easily make out with both


why worry? there are plenty of birds out there Laughing Laughing miss out two isn't suc a big deal
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Bigperm




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2006 17:54    Post subject:
fraich3 wrote:
Bigperm wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@Saint
If I was you I would of stayed at the party. No way I would wait 2 hrs to get into a club. I am sure you will get another chance with both.


In my neck of the woods the guys would slip at least a $20.


In the past I would always go early because I wanted a seat, sometimes if you are really sneaky and their is a huge lineup you can sneak in the back door.


I will never wait in line. I have paid upto $40 to get me and some friends into the club. Money well spent. Lines in Calgary clubs sometimes never end. They like having lines becasue it makes the club look more popular. Heck, Cowboys in calgary put in a heater for there line in the winter. It runs along the entire side of the building. Most bars in Cowtown i know the door people or know the bouncers. I knew being a bar star before going to university would help out someday. Smile

So you just walk up to the entrance and give the door guy or whatever it is, some money and your in ?

Gonna have to learn all the tricks when to when im going clubbing sometime Cool


Well you have to kinda incog about it. But yea. Ill just go up to the door man at the back door and first say im on the guest list. Then if that doesnt work, say " Whats it going to cost to get me (And who ever else is with me) in" Sometimes they say, sorry we are at capacity. Which translated means, I cant let you in right this second, but once my manager/boss leaves, talk to me again.


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I drunk. I don't fucking care!
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Nov 2006 17:40    Post subject:
we in the poland, girl must listen to man, if girl not listen, i make hurt or she go in the prostitute, we more do get the respec from the girl, it building in from the father to father. You try, if girl no listen, you how say you, you must disisplin girl. You say, you respecting me or i making you black before you family end the friend. I having girl, she not wanting gone down beneath on me, i told my friends, they making black girl over school, and now girl come back to me and she now gone down on me when I asking. It is the power of the men over the girl, it traditions is, if you is lose traditions you is sorry peeples. It be in the histroy that the men is the strong and the women is the weak, you now say you is weak and that is make you pattetik men. In poland we call weak men a "pedal". I say must, men in poland not can talk to girl when girl no make first move, when men and girl in the relation, it is girl that must listen, she do not, she be get pain or shame.


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TheSaint
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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Nov 2006 17:41    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
we in the poland, girl must listen to man, if girl not listen, i make hurt or she go in the prostitute, we more do get the respec from the girl, it building in from the father to father. You try, if girl no listen, you how say you, you must disisplin girl. You say, you respecting me or i making you black before you family end the friend. I having girl, she not wanting gone down beneath on me, i told my friends, they making black girl over school, and now girl come back to me and she now gone down on me when I asking. It is the power of the men over the girl, it traditions is, if you is lose traditions you is sorry peeples. It be in the histroy that the men is the strong and the women is the weak, you now say you is weak and that is make you pattetik men. In poland we call weak men a "pedal". I say must, men in poland not can talk to girl when girl no make first move, when men and girl in the relation, it is girl that must listen, she do not, she be get pain or shame.


Ty borat.
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Parallax_
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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Nov 2006 17:43    Post subject:
Poland sounds like a really awful place to live in, and if what Pfiemelcheese says is true, the way they treat their women is just inhumane.

Equal right for men and women ftw!


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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Nov 2006 17:56    Post subject:
it not awful if you is men, if you make true right for the equal, poland economsky will be 0, no men will want work under the girl, it tradtion it live with or you not it no changing. I liking borat but he not poland is, he from Uniting Kingdom.


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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Nov 2006 18:15    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
it not awful if you is men, if you make true right for the equal, poland economsky will be 0, no men will want work under the girl, it tradtion it live with or you not it no changing. I liking borat but he not poland is, he from Uniting Kingdom.

Damn, and I thought that i'm a borat fanboy Laughing .
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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Nov 2006 18:20    Post subject:
And on topic... Man, Pfiemelcheese, I hope you're not serious here... There a great nove by a jewsih wirte called "The Slave"
http://www.powells.com/biblio?isbn=0374506809
It's about Poland in the 17th century... The poles, the jews and the shit between them.
Dude you sound here just like they sounded back in those dark times.
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Nov 2006 19:00    Post subject:
it the dead serious i be, i no care bout what is kulture of other think, i respec my kulture end girl must respec too. I no see what jew be do with it, shit it yes but it not is from pole the shit. It no dark day, pole happy peeple, for you is strange but for us pole it normal and you no stikking the noses in job that is not your. I having the girl that can be on the cock with mouth, you a pedal and afrait show rule to women, no rule for women and strong men and women go walk to other.


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