If you had a brothel drop in your lap ..
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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Nov 2006 22:40    Post subject: If you had a brothel drop in your lap ..
How would you run it ? would you run it ?


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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Nov 2006 22:42    Post subject:
brothel drop?


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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Nov 2006 22:46    Post subject:
a house of ill repute Wink

and holy fuck ... look at this place!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis_%28brothel%29


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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Nov 2006 22:47    Post subject:
ok use your IMAGINATION .. say bequeathed in a will or something .. running brothel in say Amsterdam Laughing .. you just got the ownership papers for the building arrive in the mail .. Shocked

nouseforaname wrote:
a house of ill repute Wink

and holy fuck ... look at this place!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis_%28brothel%29
ya heard about that place they opened it in readiness for the world cup .. wonder how its going now ?

they work an interesting system .. rent out space to the ladies that have passed the admin specs ..


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Esel_Gesi
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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Nov 2006 22:50    Post subject:
This is probably the oddest question ever conceived for a topic.

How about this. Close the brothel and sell the building it was operated in. Use the money to get the ladies tested/treated for STDs.


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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Nov 2006 22:58    Post subject:
Esel_Gesi wrote:
This is probably the oddest question ever conceived for a topic.

How about this. Close the brothel and sell the building it was operated in. Use the money to get the ladies tested/treated for STDs.
take the money & run ... in other words .. I hear the sense in that .. but don't you think thats a trifle unadventurous ? you could be throwing away ten grand a week Wink .. clear | legal


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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Nov 2006 23:42    Post subject:
Well, opening a brothel in the red light district is like impossible, 99% of all the brothels, perhaps even 100% is run by criminals by the dutch mob. You will not get easely in that world. An old coleage of me ran a escort service wich did pretty good, 150 euro/hour 6 girls working 5 hours a day. 750*6 = 4500 a day obviously not paying tax since he imported the hookers from bulgaria. Than later he got in trouble with those bulgariun dudes, now he is missing lol. too bad i cant drive his new mercedes e330 anymore.
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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Nov 2006 23:46    Post subject:
Seems to me the mob will only be concerned if your taking business from them .. & its a sellers market if there ever was one .. Wink .. like being a mortician .. you always have a market for business ..


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Nov 2006 00:31    Post subject:
I’d fix it up.

Turn it into a real classy joint. Blues in the lobby.
Redo the walls and shit. Make the lobby look erotic.

I’d make it so it’ll turn to a social place where everyone can hangout and shit and the whores will be just a way to end the evening. Laughing

Have a burlesques show on every night.
An open bar with limit of three drinks per customer. Razz


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Nov 2006 00:41    Post subject:
Thats the spirit .. would the girls live in or have places outside & just work the joint ? If so would you charge them for rooms or take half what they make of em ?


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Nov 2006 00:57    Post subject:
Nah.

I'd let them live here as long as they keep their rooms clean.
So customers will want to come back. Smile Sanitation is pwn!
If they can't keep their rooms clean I just won’t let them do anything until the room is spotless.

I wouldn't charge them much. Just enough to keep the place running. Like 20% from every girl working there.

If they don't want to live here, I'll charge them a room rental fee of 40% of what they'll make.

The non working girls will work as waitresses in the bar downstairs. Take care of soon-to-be customers. Clean up. Keep company and just make the place pleasant and returnable.


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Nov 2006 01:32    Post subject:
I'd slap the ownership papers with my 41 inch cock. To see what happens....


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Nov 2006 10:12    Post subject:
I would run it, and me and the girls would laugh at the sad idiots with no self respect who use the place and are making me rich Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Nov 2006 13:39    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Nah.

I'd let them live here as long as they keep their rooms clean.
So customers will want to come back. Smile Sanitation is pwn!
If they can't keep their rooms clean I just won’t let them do anything until the room is spotless.

I wouldn't charge them much. Just enough to keep the place running. Like 20% from every girl working there.

If they don't want to live here, I'll charge them a room rental fee of 40% of what they'll make.

The non working girls will work as waitresses in the bar downstairs. Take care of soon-to-be customers. Clean up. Keep company and just make the place pleasant and returnable.
mm I see .. the customer cums first principle Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Nov 2006 15:04    Post subject:
i'd sell up, running a brothel gives a bad rep whatever you do with it. start my own business.
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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Nov 2006 15:36    Post subject:
guess it depends on what sort of rep your looking to gain .. name a business that can yield an equal amount of profit ?


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Nov 2006 17:18    Post subject:
I'd rename it to 'Rising Sun'


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