Barnyard-PROCYON
http://www.thq.com/games/gameinfo.php?id=1237
lol nice nfo look spoiler 
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| Quote: | hi fags!
here we got you the most gay game of the year BARNYARDDDDDD!
this game is teh shit, you can fuck a cow and shit, very horny.
no it's not old usa version wasn't on pc only some gay minigames version!
also it's not kiddie, rated E10+ by ESRB because of cowsex.
adults who like to fuck cows also enjoy this game the website says.
O btw, go to the cinema to see Barnyard the movie! Altho the goatsex
is censored in the cinema version.
Since this game wont teach you shit, we give you a little education ourselves:
this is what a cow looks like:
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(oo)
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^^ ^^
Cow
His eyes are wide open because he sees a big cock, from the bull!
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(o o)
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^^ ^^
Bull
*BANG BANG* (We censored this scene or else our nfo would get rated R)
O__O
(oo)
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^^ ^^
New cow is born!
unpack,burn/mount,install,play,die
Understood? Ok, have a nice day, soon we get you gothic 3!
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We are the result of your laws.
We are the result of your democracy.
We are the result of your corruption.
We are PROCYON, bringing you only the finest quality! |
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Last edited by JiGSaW on Thu, 19th Oct 2006 18:49; edited 2 times in total
