Bitches are all the same
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Willy_Wanker
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006 03:10    Post subject: Bitches are all the same
Went out to the pub tonight and came upon 2 girls who were checking me out, thought ok this is going right, so just let them stare a little bit more and stared right back making them horney and shit. Then I ordered them drinks and started talking to them, one girl had a skirt on and I started feeling her leg gently, she apparently liked it since I did not get a slap in the face, so I thought why not go higher eh, so I took her to back of the pub to the stools, sat her down and starting caressing her legs and afterwards I was already tingling her clit. I said to her something in the line of you'r one horny momma can't remember exactly and she clearly wanted more, so I invited her to my apartment, I asked her if her girlfriend was coming too cuz she was kinda feeling left out and she kindly declined, I thought screw that fucking bitch and took of with the horny one. So upon arrival in my flat I just couldn't wait and I pulled her skirt right down till it was on her ankles and the fucking bitch went all lunatic on me as if I was trying to rape her. I told her she was a fucking cunt for leading me on and she was gonna get some wintercarrot down her fucking cunt whether she liked it or not, then she almost kicked me in the nuts and fucking ran out. Whats up with these fucking cunts these days, you can feel their pussy, get them all wet but when its time to unleash the big guns they go like RAPIST RAPIST??

Next time I ain't making that mistake again, I'll just feed em so drunk the bitch won't be able to resist, enough to go around anyways. Well thats my fucked up fridaynight for ya. Goes to show, being nice never helped anyone Sad
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006 03:20    Post subject:
You are one smooth dude. I wish I had a man just like you. Getting schooled by that faker boric clone?
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006 03:27    Post subject:
Hmmmz man you are a lousy player. So next time you will feed a woman drunk and then rape her? Get real!


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006 03:58    Post subject:
Kid! If you can't play poker, don't try to bluff. K.


People like you fucking disgust me. Bitches aren't all the same. They're all the same if you treat them the same way. You slap them all, they'll slap you back. If you don't slap them and show them more respect than you show a filthy cum dumpster, you might actually get somewhere. Don't blame women because you obviously don't know how to treat them. It was your damn fault you rushed it. It was your doing. Not hers.


K? And getting them drunk and 'raping' them is as fun as masturbating to gay porn (when you're straight). Ok.


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headshot
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006 04:56    Post subject:
Almost kicked you in the nuts?! She should have kicked you in the nuts! The way you describe the events and especially the way you describe the women disgusts me also. Women are not bitches no matter how drunk or horny you are! You will find no sympathy here. Quite the opposite probably!


May the NFOrce be with you always.
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kosmiq




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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006 08:37    Post subject:
headshot wrote:
Almost kicked you in the nuts?! She should have kicked you in the nuts! The way you describe the events and especially the way you describe the women disgusts me also. Women are not bitches no matter how drunk or horny you are! You will find no sympathy here. Quite the opposite probably!


I can only agree with headshot here... Of course you will get nowhere acting like that.
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006 09:37    Post subject: Re: Bitches are all the same
Willy_Wanker wrote:
Went out to the pub tonight and came upon 2 girls who were checking me out, thought ok this is going right, so just let them stare a little bit more and stared right back making them horney and shit. Then I ordered them drinks and started talking to them, one girl had a skirt on and I started feeling her leg gently, she apparently liked it since I did not get a slap in the face, so I thought why not go higher eh, so I took her to back of the pub to the stools, sat her down and starting caressing her legs and afterwards I was already tingling her clit. I said to her something in the line of you'r one horny momma can't remember exactly and she clearly wanted more, so I invited her to my apartment, I asked her if her girlfriend was coming too cuz she was kinda feeling left out and she kindly declined, I thought screw that fucking bitch and took of with the horny one. So upon arrival in my flat I just couldn't wait and I pulled her skirt right down till it was on her ankles and the fucking bitch went all lunatic on me as if I was trying to rape her. I told her she was a fucking cunt for leading me on and she was gonna get some wintercarrot down her fucking cunt whether she liked it or not, then she almost kicked me in the nuts and fucking ran out. Whats up with these fucking cunts these days, you can feel their pussy, get them all wet but when its time to unleash the big guns they go like RAPIST RAPIST??

Next time I ain't making that mistake again, I'll just feed em so drunk the bitch won't be able to resist, enough to go around anyways. Well thats my fucked up fridaynight for ya. Goes to show, being nice never helped anyone Sad


...and then you woke up? Wink


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Jenni
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006 10:46    Post subject:
You advocate rape eh?

I advocate banning. Smile

I win.


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skidrow
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006 11:04    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Kid! If you can't play poker, don't try to bluff. K.


People like you fucking disgust me. Bitches aren't all the same. They're all the same if you treat them the same way. You slap them all, they'll slap you back. If you don't slap them and show them more respect than you show a filthy cum dumpster, you might actually get somewhere. Don't blame women because you obviously don't know how to treat them. It was your damn fault you rushed it. It was your doing. Not hers.


K? And getting them drunk and 'raping' them is as fun as masturbating to gay porn (when you're straight). Ok.


you win teh prize.

agree 100%


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Praetori




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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006 11:35    Post subject:
People like you give men a bad name.
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Freakness
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006 13:02    Post subject:
Maybe she is one of those consumator girls, no?
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006 13:12    Post subject:
O_O WTF!

Thanx for banning him Jenni.
Although tracking down his ip to a physical location and cutting of his balls would have been better imho
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006 13:40    Post subject:
After reading that bullshit, I very much doubt he has any.


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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006 13:43    Post subject:
pwnd and banned,can't get better than that Twisted Evil
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006 23:51    Post subject:
Awesome way to end the year


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TSR69
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Dec 2006 00:14    Post subject:
Well he could have been a lot nicer to that girl and less impatient than he would have got laid and not being banned. To me that sounds a lot better to end the year Wink


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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Dec 2006 01:33    Post subject:
Damn shouldn't have banned him, would have been good for him to read how wrong he is.


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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Dec 2006 02:03    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
Damn shouldn't have banned him, would have been good for him to read how wrong he is.


u still can surf forum when u banned,stupid Rolling Eyes Razz
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Double-=V=-




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Dec 2006 02:35    Post subject:
Lol banning him is a little bit overreacting. I'm pretty sure most guys have had a similar experience. Taking a girl home, expecting sex but she wants something else.
Ok, he sounds like an asshole, but when does hating women get you banned?

Btw, i'm not defending him. I wish she would have kicked him in the nuts Smile
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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Dec 2006 02:36    Post subject:
ELIZ wrote:
Pizda2 wrote:
Damn shouldn't have banned him, would have been good for him to read how wrong he is.


u still can surf forum when u banned,stupid Rolling Eyes Razz


OOHHH DUH

LOL, I'm such a dumb ass sometimes Laughing


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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Dec 2006 02:54    Post subject:
Double-=V=- wrote:
Lol banning him is a little bit overreacting.


no it wasn't

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Thetempest
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Dec 2006 03:04    Post subject:
ELIZ wrote:
Double-=V=- wrote:
Lol banning him is a little bit overreacting.


no it wasn't



Do you mind showing more of your insight?
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Dec 2006 03:33    Post subject:
Its clear the girl was just leading him on, if a guy can feel pussy and shit and the girl goes with him to the apartment then whats a guy to think. Its also clear both had a bit to drink, so when the girl all of a sudden goes psycho then I can understand his reactions. A ban is a bit overboard since he obviously posted afgter he got the brushoff and he was obvously pissed when he wrote that, wouldn;t you be when a girl horney as hell just brushes you off like that?


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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Dec 2006 04:52    Post subject:
Thetempest wrote:

Do you mind showing more of your insight?


here is one,women are not just a fuk object,mkk..? Rolling Eyes Wink


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Dec 2006 05:05    Post subject:
Laughing

Double-=V=- wrote:
Lol banning him is a little bit overreacting. I'm pretty sure most guys have had a similar experience. Taking a girl home, expecting sex but she wants something else.
Ok, he sounds like an asshole, but when does hating women get you banned?

Btw, i'm not defending him. I wish she would have kicked him in the nuts Smile

I've never had that experience. I know when to draw the line. Sometimes I don't, but I never cross it Laughing Sad

It's not hating women that got him banned. Waldo, right now, is hating on every teenage woman in Toronto (plus a few outside of Toronto). I think he got banned because he's advocating rape. And waldo supports a ban on every asshole who supports date-rape and normal rape . Cocks like that need to be cut, stepped on, beaten and burnt. Very Happy And if there's time... put in a blender.

Seriously, I would personally track his ip down and beat the living shit out of him. Fuck. Even when Waldo jokes about date rape he feels bad. Sad


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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Dec 2006 05:50    Post subject:
So if I say I will kill someone because they did something I diden't like , I will get the BAN?
Because we don't like killers, right ?

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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Dec 2006 05:58    Post subject:
WHO SAID ROMANCE WAS DEAD!
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Dec 2006 08:51    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Seriously, I would personally track his ip down and beat the living shit out of him. Fuck. Even when Waldo jokes about date rape he feels bad. Sad


Then when you get there you meet the sickest, baddest fuck you ever saw and he cuts you into a gazillion pieces and mails them to every member nforce has ever had:ROFL:
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Dec 2006 15:12    Post subject:
that ban was fucking lame, undo it asap. Kthxbye
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Thetempest
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Dec 2006 15:21    Post subject:
Abusing of moderatorpowers.
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