FOR FUCKING FUCKS SAKE
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Dec 2006 17:01    Post subject: FOR FUCKING FUCKS SAKE
Someone gets up to put the kettle on!
Someone fills up the kettle to the top!
Someone puts the kettle on the stove.
Someone goes back to the computer to work on their movie.
Someone waits a long hour for the water to boil
Someone gets mad to see what's taking so long

SOME ONE FORGOT TO PUT THE FUCKING STOE ON! Sad

It's a big kettle and holds 1.5l of water. It's gonna take aw hile for me to have my tea! LIFE IS SO CRUEL!


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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Dec 2006 17:17    Post subject:
lol, i know the problem.

Happend to me when i was making some toast. Forgot to plug it in.


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Dec 2006 17:26    Post subject:
And you're hungry! and you're waiting for it but it never comes!!!!! GOD! Sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Dec 2006 23:17    Post subject:
Children in africa are dieing, but at nforce we are furious our cup of tea isnt finished quick enough. God we have a good life Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Dec 2006 10:31    Post subject:
Do you live up a mountain or something? why did you wait an hour for the water to boil before checking? Surprised
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Dec 2006 10:37    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
Children in africa are dieing, but at nforce we are furious our cup of tea isnt finished quick enough. God we have a good life Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Dec 2006 10:51    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
Children in africa are dieing, but at nforce we are furious our cup of tea isnt finished quick enough. God we have a good life Very Happy


Confused so, what does that have to do with us?


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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Dec 2006 10:53    Post subject:
dying?

btw, Payday
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Dec 2006 10:55    Post subject:
Laughing go talk some norwegian


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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Dec 2006 11:02    Post subject:
NO FIGHTING Very Happy Razz
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Dec 2006 11:08    Post subject:
Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Dec 2006 11:12    Post subject:
yes mom Sad


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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Dec 2006 11:15    Post subject:
Reg67 wrote:
Do you live up a mountain or something? why did you wait an hour for the water to boil before checking? Surprised


flooded with work. Sad Waited to my kettle to whistle Razz


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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Dec 2006 11:36    Post subject:
you never thought after half an hour: "mmmh, maybe somethings wrong, did i forget something"


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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Dec 2006 11:38    Post subject:
Not when I was busy syncing up scenes. Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Dec 2006 11:42    Post subject:
dont use your expensive words on me Sad


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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Dec 2006 11:52    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
Laughing go talk some norwegian

faen snakker du om?
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Dec 2006 12:03    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
dont use your expensive words on me Sad
Laughing Sad

headphones on. eyes staring at an lcd. reading lips and listening to pops. can't really be arsed paying attention to some kettle Razz

Sides, tea supresses hunger, so I realized my tea wasn't done when my tummy was rumbling Sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007 17:52    Post subject:
Heating up 1.5L of water for one cup of tea is bad Sad
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007 18:48    Post subject:
I have one of those fastcookers 1liter in less than 2 minutes. I usually preboil my water there if I'm doing pasta for example. Very Happy Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007 19:44    Post subject:
I have a cordless kettle which usually takes less then a minute to boil but sometimes after filling it up and putting back on the bit thats plugged in the cable gets caught and the connection isnt made so it doesnt boil. Its highly annoying when you're gagging for a brew and wondering why you dont hear the click from the living room to say it has boiled! Neutral


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007 19:45    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
Children in africa are dieing,


Whats new? Razz
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007 23:41    Post subject:
waldo are you a emo or mentally disturbed becoz getting angry about a cup off tea is well strange ...


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007 23:50    Post subject:
Digging up old threads seems to become very popular Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007 23:54    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
Digging up old threads seems to become very popular Very Happy

tell that to Noob not me Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Jan 2007 00:00    Post subject:
Hahaha.
Are you serious?

Lets say, you've been addicted to tea, lets just say tea for sake of this argument, and in the morning when you really need something to give you that kick to smile and be ecstatic and outmost fantabulous, but you forget to put the kettle on.


Now,
Maybe I am emo, after all I almost cried after watching breakfast at tiffany’s! And maybe I am mentally disturbed because I once tried to chew my arm off because I thought there was an invisible spider crawling on it and I couldn’t sleep. Surprised

I think you’re mentally deranged for thinking I’m emo or mentally disturbed!

I mean what else am I supposed to do? I wanted tea! I REALLY WANTED TEA! And what? WHAT? The fucking kettle doesn’t boil. So I have to wait more! Is that fucking fair!?

I’m a man! And men have needs! Kettles should know how to tame these needs! And my kettle ignored my needs! I have every fucking right to snap at it!


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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Jan 2007 00:09    Post subject:
Hmmz well it's your attitude that's wrong Waldo. You shouldn't allow the devices that surround you to dominate you. So you should have "corrected" the Kettle by destroying it and then by a new idiot proof one. If i were to be haunted by my TV because it's only showing religious crap on Sunday morning, i commit a "Stones execution". When i enter a hotel room, the first thing i do is throwing out the bible. You need to be a real man who takes control over his dwelling Wink

Edit: Errhh sorry for the anti-religion shit that's what happens if one spends to much time in the World News section.
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Jan 2007 01:14    Post subject:
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Hmmz well it's your attitude that's wrong Waldo. You shouldn't allow the devices that surround you to dominate you. So you should have "corrected" the Kettle by destroying it and then by a new idiot proof one. If i were to be haunted by my TV because it's only showing religious crap on Sunday morning, i commit a "Stones execution". When i enter a hotel room, the first thing i do is throwing out the bible. You need to be a real man who takes control over his dwelling Wink

Edit: Errhh sorry for the anti-religion shit that's what happens if one spends to much time in the World News section.



I like that.


PS. Do you really throw the bibles out? Thats gold!!! but do they charge you for them. That would piss me off because they will just put it on your credit card. Motherfuckers.
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Jan 2007 01:15    Post subject:
Oh dear friend of mine, it is not the fact that you’re questioning my attitude that troubles me, nor is your hatred for religions, but you’ve just called me an idiot!

Why on earth for would you call me an idiot? Simply because I do not like being annoyed? I’ve done a swell job keeping my cool until now. You’ve called me an idiot. Black on white. Simply obviously without a smile or a wink. Your tone was serious and hate filled. And I do feel quite insulted!

I demand an apology!

I may have mistreated my kettle by calling it a whore and a good for nothing kitchen appliance, but I sure did not demean its intelligence! Not then and not now! It’s an inanimate object. Unable to think for itself, unable care for itself. Its sole purpose is to provide me with my tea every single morning and throughout the day, if I do feel peckish!

So, no! I’m not the idiot here. It was just one of those days where my attention was elsewhere. I’m quite sure when your world starts crumbling down and you forget to do a menial task, you’ll throw a few swear words around and bang a few plates. And then have a laugh, as I sure did.

Smile I will not call you an idiot then, though. I will not insult you then either. Not even after. I will simply tell you to calm down, relax and just do it. It’s not the end of the world. It’s not the end of your world.

In my case it was just tea. And I may have acted immaturely. But, I’m only human. I’m quite sure that I’m allowed to act imperfectly on some occasions. It surly does not mean I'm an idiot!


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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Jan 2007 01:31    Post subject:
Same thing happens to me all the time WaldoJ...

Someone wakes up, still groggy from last night.
Someone puts coffee, water, filter in the machine but forgets to push teh damn "on" button.
Someone comes back 10-20 mins later and notices his coffee ain't ready and starts swearing.

Damn evul machines/kettles should have an auto "on" button as well as a built-in AI!!
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