A heffalump bumped into me today at this little party I had and I spilled a lot of water on my pants. A woozle came with a tissue and helped me get dry.
So I trust woozles more than heffalumps. But aren't heffalumps supposed to be nicer than woozles? I mean woozles are the mean, insincere ones and heffalumps are just there because woozles tricked them, no? So a big cuddly heffamulp will be mean and rude to you just because a woozle is nearby and he pulls the strings.
But at this party it was an accident and the woozle was kind to me. So what the fuck? Are they at war now or something? Cause the woozle I met was nice and shit, and the heffalump was in a fuss getting me all wet and frustrated.
Maybe the Woozle wanted to get in your pants. The Heffa is probably just bitter about being fat.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
No. it was good water. I think the heffalump just want to get me wet!
there you go, the heff. is on your side, it wants you to get laid, you were at a party and the heff wanted you to take your pants off thus revealing your ego to all the ladies THUS you not going home alone.
I think if the heffalump wanted to be on my side he wouldn't have gotten me wet. If the heffalump knew me at all, he would've done something I'd approve of! Not spill water on my pants. Seriously! Thank god for the woozle.
Woozle saved me from an embarrassment that the heffalump would’ve caused.
How on earth can you be disappointed? Heffalumps and woozles are meant to work together. I, alone, have discovered that heffalumps are the evil ones. Woozles. Everyone hates the woozles. Simply because a woozle is a woozle and a heffalump is cute.
I realized that it's the heffalumps that use the woozles and not vice versa as many have thought. So, it may be a useless thread, but if you think about it, well enough, it is the heffalump that does the evil bidding. It is the heffalump that steals. It is the heffalump that robs! the woozle is tiny. Very tiny. It can't, at all, have a word against a ginormous heffalump!
So, to you, a meaningless man, a heffalump vs woozle thread might seem... rather useless, but to a man, such as me, who was raised to believe that heffalumps are the cute ones therefore they follow the orders, such an despicable accident clears a couple of things up.
Woozles are the kind ones. Simply because they're cuddly and they’ll treat you well just to gain your trust. A heffalump relies on its cuteness, therefore, it'll act like a dick and stain your pants no matter what. And just because it's cute you can just say that it was an accident, when in reality it wasn't!
For some reason I revisited this thread, and left with a major depression boner. Those are the ones that hurt. You know, like when you fondle a girl for too long, but for some reason or other she's shy and shit and it's not over before it's even begun? After a while your manhood starts to ooze with pain, but not deflate. The feeling is comparable to slamming your testies with a hammer, but is somehow more sinister. Since by the time you get the pain, you are most likely able to lure the drunken girl into the sack; you suddenly don't want to anymore, since what can you do with a dick that is about to fall off?
I don't know, but that's my take on this entire woozle situation.
WaldoJ your character is most intriguing on forums you play a EMO and on IRC you play Supermax2000 little brother with some many fucks that i have never seen in my life time
They're black, they're brown
they're up, they're down
they're in, they're out
they're all about
they're far, they're near
they're gone, they're here
they're quick and slick
they're insincere
Beware, Beware
Be a very wary bear
A heffalump or woozle
is very confuzle
a heffalump or woozle's very sly, sly, sly, sly
They come in ones and twoozles
but if they so choozles
before your eyes you'll see them multiply, ply, ply, ply
They're extraordinary, so better bewary
because they come in every shape and size, size, size, size
If honey's what you covet
you'll find that they love it
because they'll guzzle up the thing you prize!
Beware, Beware
be a very wary bear
They're extraordinary
so better bewary
because they come in every shape and size, size, size, size
if honey's what you covet
you'll find that they love it
because they'll guzzle up the thing you prize!
they're black, they're brown
they're up, they're down
they're in, they're out
they're all about
they're far, they're near
they're gone, they're hear
they're quick and slick
they're insincere
Yes.
My myspace is of outmost importance!
I'm quite proud of it. I think.
I thunk it one night. It's what thinkers do, you know. We think on thinks and when our thinks are thought we then realize that we thinkinbly thunk them. And that what's I did. I thinkered a thought that turned to a thunk and became my myspace.
It clearly states on the first page that I'm EMO. I don't know this irc supermax stuff.
You must have me confused with someone else.
I feel like you don't know me at all.
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