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skidrow
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Mar 2007 00:20    Post subject: Stupid stupid stupid stupid me <idiot
Lolz.

I need to write this off.

we had a party. Hear from people around me, girl is checking me out. I check her out (looking only). She continuesly looks at me. I smile back. She looking again and again. I get the hint and what do i do.


NOTHING

Near the ending i'm walking to a friend who's standing about 5 mtrs away from her. She comes up to me asking, questions like age, why i'm single ect.

Ofcourse i react like only skidrow can react Laughing with somewhat stupid anwsers and questions.

She walks off and goes on the dancefloor. For me its time to go. So i go to her and say goodbye and that i'll visit her at her work next week.

I'm hanging around for 5 more min. I watch her on the dancefloor and she waves. I wave back and smile.

And then leave



conclusion: I should have stepped up to her way sooner then i did.

Not all is lost, but still. Embarassed


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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Mar 2007 00:42    Post subject:
haha, sounds like me.
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Mar 2007 00:42    Post subject:
in this thread we quote 300

No man, Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger!


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Mar 2007 00:48    Post subject:
LOL, dude I get the impression this kind of thing happens to you alot. Wink

All I can say is if you'd gone and danced with her it would probably have turned out more to your liking. Smile


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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Mar 2007 00:56    Post subject:
"The best thing you can do is the right thing. The next best thing is the wrong thing. The worst thing to do is nothing at all."


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Clevesa




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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Mar 2007 00:58    Post subject:
Learn from this. Next time just go to her without thinking. Usually if you contemplate too much on something, you won't do it.

And also do what Spkyes pointed out so philosophically.
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Mar 2007 01:15    Post subject:
Clevesa wrote:
Learn from this. Next time just go to her without thinking. Usually if you contemplate too much on something, you won't do it.

And also do what Spkyes pointed out so philosophically.
Yeah pretty much sums it up, lolz. It's not like you have anything to lose either so next time just go for it.

anyway 300 plz.


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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Mar 2007 01:21    Post subject:
You should have slammed 2 tequillas, hit those. Then walk to her and ask if she wants to make out like she never did before.

Works Smile
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Mar 2007 02:01    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
You should have slammed 2 tequillas, hit those. Then walk to her and ask if she wants to make out like she never did before.

Works Smile


Works, but only if she has slammed 5 tequilas herself ...
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Mar 2007 02:08    Post subject:
have you seen skid? She'd need a bottle Wink!


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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Mar 2007 02:13    Post subject: Re: Stupid stupid stupid stupid me <idiot
That's why I never go clubbing sober, I'm a real-mean social machine when drunk.
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Mar 2007 02:31    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
have you seen skid? She'd need a bottle Wink!



a=1

She'd need more than ONE bottle.




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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Mar 2007 02:33    Post subject:
Of course I'd need more than ONE bottle. I don't really fancy skid that much. But with enough alochol in the system, I guess he can look like Daniel Craig. Wink


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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Mar 2007 08:21    Post subject:
In the days of equality why the hell could she not make the first move? we aint in the 1950's anymore Very Happy

Women make me laugh sometimes, she obviously liked you and probably kicking herself the same way you are now. sadly for some reason most women assume the guy should make the first move Sad
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Mar 2007 09:48    Post subject:
Hehe Razz Happened to me several times. I know the feeling of regret Razz
Though you always know that if it doesn't work out, there are still 1000s of 'fishes' to go around.

I really do think that alcohol can solve it all up.
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Mar 2007 10:37    Post subject:
guys, hear what cnz has to say:

just offer $100 and she'll gladly suck da cock


yes
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Mar 2007 10:51    Post subject:
Say hi, buy drink, dance, go home with her, have sex, then never see her again.


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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Mar 2007 15:42    Post subject:
Reg67 wrote:
In the days of equality why the hell could she not make the first move? we aint in the 1950's anymore Very Happy

Women make me laugh sometimes, she obviously liked you and probably kicking herself the same way you are now. sadly for some reason most women assume the guy should make the first move Sad


It's also because if the guy makes the first move it's indicative of certain personality traits that the majority of women find appealing i.e. Confidence and high self-esteem. Unless you're blind drunk of course, but that'll be pretty obvious to them.

Most of the time women only let you know they like you, it's up to you to take it further. Although if you're really popular with the ladies and have more then one after you at one time then they might make a move to avoid losing you to a rival. Very Happy


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Mar 2007 11:36    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Reg67 wrote:
In the days of equality why the hell could she not make the first move? we aint in the 1950's anymore Very Happy

Women make me laugh sometimes, she obviously liked you and probably kicking herself the same way you are now. sadly for some reason most women assume the guy should make the first move Sad


It's also because if the guy makes the first move it's indicative of certain personality traits that the majority of women find appealing i.e. Confidence and high self-esteem. Unless you're blind drunk of course, but that'll be pretty obvious to them.

Most of the time women only let you know they like you, it's up to you to take it further. Although if you're really popular with the ladies and have more then one after you at one time then they might make a move to avoid losing you to a rival. Very Happy


Actually in the end she came up to me so ;p

AnimalMother wrote:
LOL, dude I get the impression this kind of thing happens to you alot. Wink

All I can say is if you'd gone and danced with her it would probably have turned out more to your liking. Smile


yeah man. I;m like jim from american pie Laughing

Clevesa wrote:
Learn from this. Next time just go to her without thinking. Usually if you contemplate too much on something, you won't do it.

And also do what Spkyes pointed out so philosophically.


true that Cool

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"The best thing you can do is the right thing. The next best thing is the wrong thing. The worst thing to do is nothing at all."


deep Razz

TheSaint wrote:
You should have slammed 2 tequillas, hit those. Then walk to her and ask if she wants to make out like she never did before.

Works Smile


a real saint reply Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Mar 2007 14:26    Post subject:
skidrow wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
Reg67 wrote:
In the days of equality why the hell could she not make the first move? we aint in the 1950's anymore Very Happy

Women make me laugh sometimes, she obviously liked you and probably kicking herself the same way you are now. sadly for some reason most women assume the guy should make the first move Sad


It's also because if the guy makes the first move it's indicative of certain personality traits that the majority of women find appealing i.e. Confidence and high self-esteem. Unless you're blind drunk of course, but that'll be pretty obvious to them.

Most of the time women only let you know they like you, it's up to you to take it further. Although if you're really popular with the ladies and have more then one after you at one time then they might make a move to avoid losing you to a rival. Very Happy


Actually in the end she came up to me so ;p


She wanted to let you know what you missed out on. Razz


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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Mar 2007 14:56    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
skidrow wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:


It's also because if the guy makes the first move it's indicative of certain personality traits that the majority of women find appealing i.e. Confidence and high self-esteem. Unless you're blind drunk of course, but that'll be pretty obvious to them.

Most of the time women only let you know they like you, it's up to you to take it further. Although if you're really popular with the ladies and have more then one after you at one time then they might make a move to avoid losing you to a rival. Very Happy


Actually in the end she came up to me so ;p


She wanted to let you know what you missed out on. Razz


yeah, lol, hope i can set things straight in the next week ;p


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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Mar 2007 15:20    Post subject:
pay for some hooker to come with you to the party. Have her fiddle with your ear and such and then get violent with her. Beat her a bit. Slap her around. Then go... Get the fuck out you fucking slut! So loud that everyone looks at you, even the girl. Then you approach her, look her straight in the eyes and say, "I hope you'll be lot more cooperative on our wedding night" Grab hold of her hand, squeeze it real tight, force it behind your back, making her come close to you and kiss her. Very Happy

Then let go. Walk away. Don’t even look back. Just keep walking. Leave the club. Apologize to the hooker. Pay her. You might as well take her home for the night. And wait for a phone call in the morning. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Mar 2007 01:56    Post subject:
skidrow wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
Reg67 wrote:
In the days of equality why the hell could she not make the first move? we aint in the 1950's anymore Very Happy

Women make me laugh sometimes, she obviously liked you and probably kicking herself the same way you are now. sadly for some reason most women assume the guy should make the first move Sad


It's also because if the guy makes the first move it's indicative of certain personality traits that the majority of women find appealing i.e. Confidence and high self-esteem. Unless you're blind drunk of course, but that'll be pretty obvious to them.

Most of the time women only let you know they like you, it's up to you to take it further. Although if you're really popular with the ladies and have more then one after you at one time then they might make a move to avoid losing you to a rival. Very Happy


Actually in the end she came up to me so ;p


Yeah she came up to you and let you know she liked you (indirectly), thats not what i'd call making a move. Making a move is like kissing someone and similar unambigious actions. See, although it's obvious she's interested in you, she didn't exactly state that. You'll probably still have the be the one who makes the first romantic action. So that fits with what I said.

One of the most common ways a women will let you know she likes you is by dancing either close to you, or provactively near you. Usually you'll have to be the one to initiate contact in some way, even if it only invloves you moving forward a foot into her grind. Wink


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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Mar 2007 02:04    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
pay for some hooker to come with you to the party. Have her fiddle with your ear and such and then get violent with her. Beat her a bit. Slap her around. Then go... Get the fuck out you fucking slut! So loud that everyone looks at you, even the girl. Then you approach her, look her straight in the eyes and say, "I hope you'll be lot more cooperative on our wedding night" Grab hold of her hand, squeeze it real tight, force it behind your back, making her come close to you and kiss her. Very Happy

Then let go. Walk away. Don’t even look back. Just keep walking. Leave the club. Apologize to the hooker. Pay her. You might as well take her home for the night. And wait for a phone call in the morning. Very Happy


Dude I get the impression you have all these great theories on how to pull, yet you've never put them into practice. First off, how is the girl gonna phone you without your number? Secondly, mentioning marriage, even in jest, when first meeting someone of the opposite sex is a big nono. I know you're mostly joking anyway, but still...

You don't need to bother with that shit, as long as you can dance, or even if you can't dance but you've got the balls to get up there anyway, you can get with a girl. I find dancing is one of the easiest ways to get close to someone and find out if they like you without even speaking a word.


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Mar 2007 05:12    Post subject:
way to stretch my joke and ruin it :'( i wanted to see if skid would do it! Sad I know he would. He's such a blonde Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Mar 2007 07:58    Post subject:
WTF! I always thought you were gay skid Wink


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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Mar 2007 04:30    Post subject:
HAHA...a moment of being a loser.
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Mar 2007 05:44    Post subject:
outtanames wrote:
HAHA...a moment of being a loser.


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Mar 2007 08:42    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
outtanames wrote:
HAHA...a moment of being a loser.


We all lived it. Razz


True. Sad
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Mar 2007 15:47    Post subject:
Hi Skid Row,

I never really talk on the forums, but here i go.Im french so please guys don't mind to much my spelling.You know Skid you should really read those pages, there alot of good tricks and waay of acting when you want to pick-up womans.Most of the mans are afraid of those situations, which you should not.Well i won't continue bragging anymore and i will give you the link.Here we go.

The site name may appear stupid, but do make a quick look you won't regret it.Help me alot.
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Hope it help.

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