Question about the grinch
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xAiTheHitman




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Dec 2004 02:07    Post subject: Question about the grinch
This is going to sound stupid, and I had nowhere else to post it.

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Is the grinch a male or a female? Razz I always wondered this.
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Dec 2004 02:15    Post subject:
It's an asexual creature.

His mother and his father adopted him. He was different than other children at whoville but he never knew his real origin, which is quite sad. The day when he realized he was adopted was well remembered by those who documented the event. After his parents said he was different, not because of his fur, but because of whom he really was. That's right! Grinch was never a WHO!

Years, years before Grinch became a fable Jolly Old Nick became tiresome of the Mrs. Clause. So he had an affair. After years and years of keeping it a secret something happened. A woman, the woman, became pregnant. So in a rush, Jolly Old Nick, went to the wizard from Waldo's land and paid him in cookies to put a curse on her. But sadly the curse only affected the seed. And once Grinch was born he was so hideous his mother had no other choice but to gave him up for adoption. Two childless folks in Whoville wanted a son so very much that they adopted not knowing what they were getting them selves into.


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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