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 Posted: Wed, 17th Jun 2009 19:56 Post subject: Woman 'gets 56 tattoos in her sleep' |
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| Quote: | A Belgian woman has claimed that she was given 56 star tattoos on her face when she fell asleep in a tattoo parlour.
Kimberley Vlaminck is seeking £9,000 in damages to pay for laser surgery to remove 53 of the stars because she said that she only wanted three applied near her left eye, The Daily Telegraph reports.
The 18-year-old said: "When he started to tattoo me, I did not feel pain and I fell asleep. I awoke as he tattooed me on the nose and I saw what he had done. I counted 56 stars.
"I cannot go out on to the street, I am so embarrassed. I just look ugly, a freak, mutilated."
However, Tattoo Box owner Rouslan Toumaniantz has demanded €50 (£43) for the body art and claimed that Vlaminck only complained about the tattoos when her father met her outside the Courtrai parlour.
"She was awake all the time. I did not hypnotise or dope her, as they say, it was with agreement. No way could I have tattooed so many stars on her face against her will," he said. |
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I found this fairly amusing but probably not worthy enough to go into world news.
What a dumbass 
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| Posted: Wed, 17th Jun 2009 20:04 Post subject: |
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Stupid bitch, I saw the news, and she was like smoking at her home, and parents were all like: ok dear can we help you with some dope maybe? WTF?!
And she's ugly anyways so even if she got three stars tattooed on her face she would still be ugly... Stupid ass...
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| Posted: Wed, 17th Jun 2009 20:30 Post subject: |
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i actually think it looks kinda cool
i would keep it
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| Posted: Wed, 17th Jun 2009 20:33 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 17th Jun 2009 20:58 Post subject: |
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What is she bitching about? She got her 3 stars:
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| Posted: Wed, 17th Jun 2009 21:16 Post subject: |
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stupid bitch no way did she fall asleep and had all that done lol who she think she is sleeping beauty..
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Jun 2009 09:10 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Jun 2009 09:27 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Jun 2009 10:31 Post subject: |
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More realistic is that she simply regrets having it done and is instead blaming the tattoo artist.
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Jun 2009 11:01 Post subject: |
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Most likely.
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Jun 2009 12:47 Post subject: |
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Sin you have been tattoed, right? How can someone fall asleep while being tattooed on his face? (unless you're heavy drunk or stoned) I can understand if you fall asleep while someone's tattooing your back (you're lying down and you get relaxed etc), but this I don't believe. She's stupid and ugly.
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Jun 2009 15:22 Post subject: |
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The only real possibility apart from those already mentioned, is if she suffered from narcolepsy or some other syncope related disorder.
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Jun 2009 16:48 Post subject: |
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| AnimalMother wrote: | | The only real possibility apart from those already mentioned, is if she suffered from narcolepsy or some other syncope related disorder. |
or she was wasted aka drunk
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| Posted: Wed, 24th Jun 2009 17:02 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 24th Jun 2009 17:28 Post subject: |
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!  oh my god
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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| Posted: Wed, 24th Jun 2009 17:47 Post subject: |
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Should've kept it at 50 stars and added some red, white and blue and she'd be the perfect girl.
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| Posted: Wed, 24th Jun 2009 18:15 Post subject: |
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| AnimalMother wrote: | | zipfero wrote: | | Spiderman wrote: |
or she was wasted aka drunk |
But as I have experienced narcolepsy it's just sleep meaning you will be waked up when someone is stabbing you in the face  |
Yeah I agree that she's either lying or was under the influence of some narcotic. |
| Quote: | And also, of course:
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25676214-401,00.html
| Quote: | | Ms Vlaminck told a Dutch TV crew: "I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them. But when my father saw them, he was furious. So I said I fell asleep and that the tattooist had made a mistake." |
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| Posted: Wed, 24th Jun 2009 19:52 Post subject: |
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Ahahaa, SiN, you fucker, you destroyed me !
omg I laughed so hard, there may be some internal bleeding now
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