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 Posted: Wed, 1st Aug 2007 10:34 Post subject: Breaking News : Bush Personal Library Destroyed!! |
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| Quote: | CRAWFORD, TX -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept.
Both books have been completely destroyed. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated as he had almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.
We will continue to keep you updated on this crisis.
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Update 08-01-07
| Quote: | | WASHINGTON, DC -- Presidential press secretary Tony Snow just announced that the Emma T. Booker Elementary School in Sarasota, Florida, is sending President Bush a copy of his beloved book, "My Pet Goat", to hopefully assuage his grief over the recent tragic loss of his personal coloring book collection. Mrs. Daniels, the teacher who shared the stage with the President on that fateful morning of September 11, 2001, wrote a personal note to him on the inside cover of the book. Rumor has it that she advised the President to try reading the book, right side up. |
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PrideLess
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Oh my... all comic books were destroyed in that library.
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Aug 2007 15:16 Post subject: |
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IMPORTANCE!
"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Aug 2007 16:50 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Aug 2007 17:43 Post subject: |
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There goes 70% of his vocabulary.
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Aug 2007 18:52 Post subject: |
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Latest newsflash
| Quote: | | CRAWFORD, TX -- According to a CNN spokesperson who is at the scene of what is now being referred to as 'the greatest disaster the country has ever endured' has informed us that things have gone from bad to worse. Not only has our president lost his coloring books, his beloved crayons which he kept next to his bed, have been eaten by Barney, more commonly known as the 'first dog'. Without his crayons our president cannot draw up any new plans to make our country even greater then it already is. This indeed is a blow for our commander in chief and our country in general. The president has promised to give an official statement so stay tuned for further updates. |
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