how do u feel when u wipe ur ass?
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Racks2006




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2007 11:22    Post subject: how do u feel when u wipe ur ass?
just came out of the bathroom.. i felt kinda weird when i wiped it.Confused .. how do u feel?
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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2007 11:29    Post subject:
How do you feel when you are home alone and find out that there is no paper left after you took at dump? *breath*
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Unauthorized




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2007 11:35    Post subject: Re: how do u feel when u wipe ur ass?
Racks2006 wrote:
just came out of the bathroom.. i felt kinda weird when i wiped it.Confused .. how do u feel?


There is clean shits and there is the messy ones.

The clean ones only need one sheet:
- the confirmation sheet. Oh sweeet.

The messy ones need a whole lot of sheets.
- the confirmation sheet. OMFG!
- the confirmation sheet. WTF!
- the confirmation sheet. OK NOW IT'S WAR
- the confirmation sheet. DUDE WHAT IS THIS!
- the confirmation sheet. ...
- the confirmation sheet. AHA ALMOST DONE
- the confirmation sheet. WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM
- the confirmation sheet. ..
- the confirmation sheet. FOR FUCK SAKE
- the confirmation sheet. AWW HOW CUTE
- the confirmation sheet. #%&"!?
- the confirmation sheet. FINALLY!


Squirrely: Now come on y'all. We can't waste time arguing. There could still be survivors out there. We need to hunt them down, and kill them.
Beary: How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant.
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2007 11:42    Post subject: Re: how do u feel when u wipe ur ass?
Unauthorized wrote:

The messy ones need a whole lot of sheets.
- the confirmation sheet. OMFG!
- the confirmation sheet. WTF!
- the confirmation sheet. OK NOW IT'S WAR
- the confirmation sheet. DUDE WHAT IS THIS!
- the confirmation sheet. ...
- the confirmation sheet. AHA ALMOST DONE
- the confirmation sheet. WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM
- the confirmation sheet. ..
- the confirmation sheet. FOR FUCK SAKE
- the confirmation sheet. AWW HOW CUTE
- the confirmation sheet. #%&"!?
- the confirmation sheet. FINALLY!

LaughingLaughingLaughing

Oh wait, no, not funny.

Crying or Very sadCrying or Very sadCrying or Very sad
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poullou




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2007 11:53    Post subject:
- the confirmation sheet. FFS! I THOUGHT THIS HAD ALREADY LEFT MY ASS...WTF!
Laughing


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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2007 13:32    Post subject:
whoever uses one paper at a time is disgusting. always 4


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poullou




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2007 14:20    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
whoever uses one paper at a time is disgusting. always 4


So they exist?


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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2007 14:30    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
whoever uses one paper at a time is disgusting. always 4
Not everyone can afford that...
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VGAdeadcafe




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2007 14:37    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
JeanPerrier wrote:
whoever uses one paper at a time is disgusting. always 4
Not everyone can afford that...


Your binary post count just gave me an erection !
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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2007 14:39    Post subject:
Few phones/calls at work today Razz
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VGAdeadcafe




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2007 15:00    Post subject:
Now it's not binary ... Sad
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swingman




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2007 15:07    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
JeanPerrier wrote:
whoever uses one paper at a time is disgusting. always 4
Not everyone can afford that...


Some people even have to use both sides. Sad

But seriously when it's a messy one I rarely ever get a clean sheet. Razz At some point I just get tired or it starts to burn and then it's skidmark ftw. Very Happy
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skidrow
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2007 18:10    Post subject:
like i always feel like the saint licks my ass


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Noob
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2007 18:22    Post subject:
I like the dumps when it feel so nice that when you wipe your ass there's no shit on the paper. That's a sign of a healthy diet!
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2007 18:22    Post subject:
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poullou




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2007 19:18    Post subject:
Oh and pay attention to the paper quality. That is the shitttt!!! Very Happy


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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2007 19:19    Post subject:
as many layers as possible offcourse.


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Spiderman
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2007 20:38    Post subject:
This Topic remembers me The Great Mighty Poo from Conker's Bad Fur Day and his opera shit song

the lyrics are here*you would never believed who wrote that song Razz*
http://www.lyricsandsongs.com/song/484093.htm
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Sep 2007 04:51    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
whoever uses one paper at a time is disgusting. always 4



I believe I am single handedly wiping out a huge section of the rain forest as we speak with my TP usage.
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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Sep 2007 13:57    Post subject:
well youre a girl. i can live off of 3 rolls of TP for months. let a girl in the house, and those same rolls will be gone in a matter of days.


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Sep 2007 05:37    Post subject:
|IcedFreon| wrote:
well youre a girl. i can live off of 3 rolls of TP for months. let a girl in the house, and those same rolls will be gone in a matter of days.


Sometimes 1 roll for me in a day. Only when I get into a careless mood tho. Sad


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deelix
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Sep 2007 07:20    Post subject:
ok.....
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Sep 2007 03:43    Post subject:
Well, it is true Smile


deelix<3
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Sep 2007 04:37    Post subject:
you have to whipe to you bleed ;/
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deelix
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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Sep 2007 12:43    Post subject:
Old but gold, the japanese got an answer for everything Smile No more toilet paper!
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Sep 2007 15:16    Post subject:
lolw as just gunna post something like this. I'd still have to whipe after using that. No way I could walk around with shit dripping out of my my crack down to my mangina


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Cohen




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Sep 2007 05:48    Post subject:
you must be one broke motherfucker if you cant "afford" to wype your ass after a shit god daaamn


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