Boll strikes again
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Vodka-Redbull




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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Sep 2007 11:37    Post subject: Boll strikes again
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Uwe Boll has just acquired the rights to the unreleased action role playing game, LEGEND: HAND OF GOD. You heard me correctly, another game and this time it's one that has yet to be widely loved and cherished before it's ultimately desecration on the silver screen. The is being produced by leading German interactive group, Master Creating. Dr. Boll had this to say:

"I think LEGEND will be very successful because of its unique blend of high fantasy and dark atmosphere. The world of LEGEND contains major crossover potential and was already adapted as novel and audio book" says Boll from the set of Far Cry, which he currently works on in Vancouver with Til Schweiger, Ralf Möller and Udo Kier.


Source: http://www.joblo.com/arrow/index.php?id=9288


P.S. Game screens http://www.ag.ru/screenshots/legend_hand_of_god
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chiv




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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Sep 2007 11:42    Post subject:
well i dont know this game so i cant really care... i just hope he gets another big franchise like half-life or final fantasy... fuck that'd be sweet... very little in this world would honestly make me more happy than hearing boll getting the rights to direct a movie version of final fantasy 7...hearing that would keep me warm throughout winter, that one would. i plan on wasting my next birthday cake candle wish, and next TWO shooting star wishes on that one.


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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Sep 2007 12:36    Post subject:
someone need to put a stop to all this
and this bad boy will do the job done Very Happy
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chiv




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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Sep 2007 13:42    Post subject:
dudeee just gave me a great idea... even though the film is allready planned, with a far less talented asshole directing it, boll should do return to castle wolfenstein! with high powered modern rifles, zombies, light sabres, kung fu, crappy sex scenes, a jeep chase through a mine-field with super-fast mutant zombies in pursuit, and the whole thing builds up to an exciting sequence where the jeep goes up a ramp and jumps over a fucking shark.


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ienni




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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Sep 2007 17:06    Post subject:
chiv I think you forgot one thing... at the end of the movie the jeep hits boll in the head...

the end...everybody turns back to normal and the world is rid of one more fruitcake.
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Sep 2007 22:52    Post subject:
boll is such an idiot....he ruins every movie he makes imo.


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Kamikaze666




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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Sep 2007 23:10    Post subject:
fu SycoShaman:



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Ralph_Wiggum




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PostPosted: Fri, 5th Oct 2007 11:44    Post subject:
In Germany there is a law that states if you give money to uwe you dont need to pay taxes. and that is the reason he gets to rape game licences.


I like men now
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Spiderman
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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Oct 2007 03:12    Post subject:
POstal DVD screener hit the scene
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chiv




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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Oct 2007 03:26    Post subject:
im surprised boll didnt just leak the retail onto the net... its the only way hes going to get people to see it Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Oct 2007 03:50    Post subject:
DUDE DID POSTAL HIT, i cant find it? omg im so watching that shit!!!

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chiv




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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Oct 2007 04:22    Post subject:
all i can see is german dvdscr... i doubt german audio will make the film more watchable...


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