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LeoNatan
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Posted: Thu, 1st Nov 2007 22:55 Post subject: [XBOX360] Boy Punches Mother Over Halo 3

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A 'juvenile' lover of Halo 3 has been accused of punching his mother (after she forced him to end his game) and fighting with sheriff's deputies as they tried to restrain him. Further reports that he attacked his mother and police with a 360 controller melee-style attack have yet to be confirmed. And won't be. We made that bit up.

Parents told deputies their son was playing Halo 3, and it was getting late and he needed to shut it off. Hey, we've all been there. But when he refused to turn it off, the parents reportedly took the air card* out of his machine so he couldn't play anymore.

Son then became enraged like a Brute that's lost his armour and went through the house looking for the air card. It was during this moment of him running riot when he punched his mother, and the cops were called. The kid then legged it back to his room (with the air card), locked the door and carried on playing.

Deputies and mum banged on the door but only got a load of abuse hurled back at them. Like when you actually play Halo 3 on Xbox Live.

Eventually he was cuffed and turned over to state juvenile authorities on charges of battery-domestic violence and battery on a law-enforcement officer. Let that be a lesson to you.

*By the way, if anyone knows what an 'air card' is please let us know. Unless it's Spanish for CD?

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Kommando

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Posted: Thu, 1st Nov 2007 23:16 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

The lesson is "dont touch my fuckin Halo 3 disc bitch!"

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Anakin@DF
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Posted: Thu, 1st Nov 2007 23:18 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Or maybe he punched her because its the most over-rated game of the year. If the mother had any sense she would have bought the kid the orange box instead.

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Reg67

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Posted: Thu, 1st Nov 2007 23:23 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

The little shit should lose his 360 and get a good kick in from the coppers .. would serve the stupid prick right..

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deelix
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Posted: Thu, 1st Nov 2007 23:40 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Halo 3 is so fucking overrated... it makes me sick :\

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Posted: Thu, 1st Nov 2007 23:49 Post subject:

Reg67 wrote:

The little shit should lose his 360 and get a good kick in from the coppers .. would serve the stupid prick right.. Smile

Then they should snap his 'air card' right in front of him.

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dirtymurt

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Posted: Fri, 2nd Nov 2007 01:23 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

air card retard No advertising.

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Horrordee
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Posted: Fri, 2nd Nov 2007 11:13 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

"Further reports that he attacked his mother and police with a 360 controller melee-style attack have yet to be confirmed. And won't be. We made that bit up. " lolol Space for rent. Contact me for rates!

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Bumfck

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Posted: Fri, 2nd Nov 2007 11:19 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

yeah every normal mom and dad call the cops when they are in a fight with their kid

SpykeZ

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Posted: Sat, 3rd Nov 2007 08:07 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

oh I bet jack thompson thinks using guns melee style in the game taught him how to use his anger on his mom

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