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WaldoJ
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 Posted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 05:12 Post subject: ALcohol and stupid people! |
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i'm a pretty flexible guy. I can do ballet. Seriously. I can twist my body in ways no man i know can. It's cool.
anyway... i can twist my legs in a 69 position and even twist them 180 if i have to.
I'm not double jointed.
ANyway... Today after the show that aired at 4 my mates and i went to a pub
I had a mickey of whiskey that i've been drinking all day just to calm me down.
At the pub, 7 pitchers later we're all rowdy and we're talking smack...
I lift my leg above the table grab onto my ankle and say 'hey guys, can you do this?'
it seemed like a good idea at the time...
so i twist my ankle and it's gorssing them out so i lol and lol and lol
then i push it a step further... i twist it even more
and you hear a 'craaack'
not the kind of a crack you hear when you crack your knuckles... it was painful..
the kind of painful that i couldn't walk...
i barely got home and my ankle is swollen :'(
NEVER DRINK TO THE POINT WHERE YOU THINK YOU"RE DOUBLE JOINTED! 
i fucking pissed my self when i had to take off my shoes :'(
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 05:18 Post subject: |
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The supidest thing I did when drunk: I was too lazy (!) to walk around a car that was blocking my way so I just climbed on it, following the course set only to trip over the windshield cleaner and fall down from the roof.
As they say down here - god watches over drunks and idiots. If I would be sober and fell from a car's roof, I'd have a couple of limbs broken and some teeth out. But back then I only hurt one knee a little.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 05:23 Post subject: |
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lucky!
I'm biting my lip right now :'( it hurts soo fucking much
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 05:32 Post subject: |
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you sure it ain't displaced?
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 05:43 Post subject: |
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it cracked... like... you know when you crack your bones.. or your knuckles?
it sounded like a twig breaking.... and then i tried walking to see if it was fine and i collapsed... so i had a bit more to drink and waited for 30+ minutes and bared walking home with it...   it hurts like a bitch...
i hope it's dislocated 
I'm gonna sleep it off and see if it's bad tomorrow.
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 08:13 Post subject: |
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DAMN!! It hurts me when I read it... Alcohol, you can't live with it, and you can't live without it...
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 12:28 Post subject: |
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Damn Waldo! Cant we let you go out without hurting yourself?
It sounds like a torn ligament to me, so go see a doctor
At least it s not emotional pain this time 
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 17:01 Post subject: |
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. It prolly is a torn ligament. It fucking hurts right at the ankle bone. Y'know. It's ack painful. I can barely walk. But I'm fine. Fine to a point where I'm not screaming in pain. I tried resting my leg on my lap like i always do and it slipped (shut up) and the ankle caught on the knee and it got bent. I screamed. But as long as i don't do it. I'll be fine
And don't you worry. No more emo pains  I's got me a nice lass with a nice ass So I'm content right now Content and in physical pain. Like a true emo. I should go slit my wrists right now and paint my face white!
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 21:33 Post subject: |
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if it s a torn ligament, i d really get treatman asap. Else it usually hurts like fuck for days. i hope you ll get through without the wrist-slitting though =)
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 22:24 Post subject: |
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if its swollen ... you might have ripped something . better let someone take you to the hospital , you wont be able to sleep tonighti promise.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 23:30 Post subject: |
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It's not THAT bad. I jsut can't do stairs for a while fuck doctors and shit I got pills and alcohol to take away the pain
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Sat, 10th Nov 2007 00:34 Post subject: |
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and there's a leafs game on tonight So, eeeee! They better win!
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| Posted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 16:05 Post subject: |
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Could have been worse
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Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some "men's games". Initially they hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, but then one man upped the ante by seizing a chainsaw and cutting off the end of his foot. Not to be outdone, Azninski grabbed the saw and, shouting "Watch this then," he swung at his own head and chopped it off.
"It's funny," said one companion, "when he was young he put on his sister's underwear. But he died like a man."
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