Pilonidal cyst
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mickster50000




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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Dec 2007 05:38    Post subject: Pilonidal cyst
i have a Pilonidal cyst and it is itchy as fuck im seeing the surgeon next week he will hopefully give me a date on when im getting the operation i like want the operation now it is soo itchy they wont give me Antibiotics for it because i will be having my operation soon i could do with them to stop the itching

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilonidal_cyst
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Theatre_Of_Tragedy




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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Dec 2007 10:01    Post subject:
I push my fingers into my eyes, its the only way to slowly stop the ache...OF LOOKING AT THIS.


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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Dec 2007 10:04    Post subject:
Hope your surgery goes well. Have a good trip on the pain killers.
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mickster50000




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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Dec 2007 10:13    Post subject:
i dont think they will give me pain killers it is not a serious operation they will put me unconscious for the operation but after i dont think i will need pain killers


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Theatre_Of_Tragedy




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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Dec 2007 10:18    Post subject:
Get high on the gas then matey, for ye be needing it for where ye be goin. Arr.


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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Dec 2007 10:34    Post subject:
Tell them you are really sensitive to pain then. I think that stuff just makes you feel like puking after. I know T3's really hurt my stomach so I don't take them.

Still the whole procedure doesn't sound nice. Lances, drainage. near tailbone, the bum.
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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Dec 2007 12:01    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Tell them you are really sensitive to pain then. I think that stuff just makes you feel like puking after. I know T3's really hurt my stomach so I don't take them.

Still the whole procedure doesn't sound nice. Lances, drainage. near tailbone, the bum.


You kno what you do? First say t3's make your stomach hurt and then percocet, then they give your oxy.

Thats how it is with my teeth. Anything with acetemenophin in it makes me sick. So any painkiller with it in it, i cant have.


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Martian123




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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Dec 2007 14:00    Post subject:
best wishes,

the best way to handle painkillers is to go non perscription, many times taking one tylenol and one advil is just as good if not better than T3s as they both block pain but in different ways.


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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Dec 2007 14:40    Post subject:
ouch
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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Dec 2007 15:52    Post subject:
sucks to be you! i hear they hurt like hell in surgery Razz

i had a boil inbetween my but cheeks the other week Laughing i mean right near my ass hole! it was so deep under the skin when i went to the doctors he said he couldnt feel anything after groping around my anus for a few minutes, so he just gave me some antibiotics and some pile cream Mad

the next day the pus found its way to the surface and started leaking out, i did what your suposed to do and streched the skin around the boil and no fucking lie! i used 3 toilet rolls before i was finished.

i guess an ingrown hair had caused my boil, i think im going to keep my ass shaved from now on

btw i had never been in so much pain , i could barely walk, i couldnt sit on the toilet to have a shit because it would be agony so i didnt have a shit for the last 4 days of having a boil, i barely slept because i kept waking in serious pain :cry

i bet a pilonidal cyst hurts much worse though and i hear they can leave a huge hole in your back where the cyst was after surgery , so someone will need to pack it with gauze a few times a day , get them to take pics of the hole!
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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Dec 2007 18:31    Post subject:
If you shave your ass you'll get a hell of alot more ingrown hairs.


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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Dec 2007 18:33    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
If you shave your ass you'll get a hell of alot more ingrown hairs.


and you know this how? Wink


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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Dec 2007 19:45    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
If you shave your ass you'll get a hell of alot more ingrown hairs.

you must wax that ass then ? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Dec 2007 20:03    Post subject:
looks yummy

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on another note, anyone ever tried using Nair for Men on their asshole? Razz


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mickster50000




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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Dec 2007 21:45    Post subject:
i dont think it is as big as that cyst we are going to ask the surgeon if it good for laser hair removal so i get no more ingrown hairs my dad had a Pilonidal cyst and he has a hairy ass


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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Dec 2007 21:58    Post subject:
my problem is that sometimes hairs from the left side get tangled with hairs from the right side, then when you sit down to have a shit they get pulled out Sad

sorry, I know it's gross Razz


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ToCS




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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Dec 2007 22:07    Post subject:
ive had three of those cyst's, all around the same time of year for 3 years now and that is the worst pain i have ever felt in my life. first time this happened, i let it go for two weeks and finally worked up the courage to needle myself, which i didnt even feel surpising, the skin was so tight i just had to scratch it lol - ruined 3 handtowels and a pair of boxers followed by the smell of a rotting carcass

anyways.. hope it goes better for you
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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Dec 2007 23:18    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
my problem is that sometimes hairs from the left side get tangled with hairs from the right side, then when you sit down to have a shit they get pulled out Sad

sorry, I know it's gross Razz


thanks for the info bud..... Shocked


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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Dec 2007 23:38    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
my problem is that sometimes hairs from the left side get tangled with hairs from the right side, then when you sit down to have a shit they get pulled out Sad

sorry, I know it's gross Razz


You need to wash after anal.

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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Dec 2007 01:17    Post subject:
I've had surgery to a Pilonidal Cyst almost two years ago, it was awful.

The surgery itself wasn't bad, and my cyst hurt a lot. The post-surgery was bad, because of two dumb nurses who couldn't do a proper sterilized job (it had to be cleaned and bandaged new everyday), it infected. It was supposed to be a one-month recovery, it took 6.

After the infection, i went to the hospital everyday, as i knew there they did a proper job, they had to use Dakin's Solution (it's almost lye):

Quote:
Highly diluted, neutral antiseptic solution for cleansing wounds. Consists of sodium hypochlorite (0,45 % to 0,5 %) and boric acid (4 %). Its solvent action on dead cells hastens the separation of dead from living tissue.


I was able to use one of those donut-shaped pillows after 5 months, but i still couldn't drive

What i said is not meant to disencourage you, i don't know the extent of yours, mine was huge due to a previous wrong diagnostic, just be sure that they do the everyday cleaning right


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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Dec 2007 01:33    Post subject:
I agree with Martian123 about the pain killers in so far as they can pretty much do the same pain killer job as perscription. I think sometimes if you get a super pain killer it allows you to go on with everyday life, which sounds good. Sometimes pain tho is your body's way of telling you to take it easy and slow down.

SycoShaman wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
If you shave your ass you'll get a hell of alot more ingrown hairs.


and you know this how? Wink



Everyone knows that shaving makes ingrown hairs. Women do anyway, and the guys we bitch too know too.
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Dec 2007 01:54    Post subject:
He's not supposed to sit down for at least a month, he can't stress the surgical wound, so painkillers won't help as to tell him if he's pushing it too much

I took a mild painkiller at the time, for the first 3 days, then i didn't need it


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Martian123




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Dec 2007 01:57    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I agree with Martian123 about the pain killers in so far as they can pretty much do the same pain killer job as perscription. I think sometimes if you get a super pain killer it allows you to go on with everyday life, which sounds good. Sometimes pain tho is your body's way of telling you to take it easy and slow down.

SycoShaman wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
If you shave your ass you'll get a hell of alot more ingrown hairs.


and you know this how? Wink



Everyone knows that shaving makes ingrown hairs. Women do anyway, and the guys we bitch too know too.


huh? someone agree's with me? I must add this to my date book.

Yes Pistol, women tend to bitch about these things with their men for some reason!
I feel for your Mr. Smile
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Dec 2007 02:11    Post subject:
Martian123 wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I agree with Martian123 about the pain killers in so far as they can pretty much do the same pain killer job as perscription. I think sometimes if you get a super pain killer it allows you to go on with everyday life, which sounds good. Sometimes pain tho is your body's way of telling you to take it easy and slow down.

SycoShaman wrote:


and you know this how? Wink



Everyone knows that shaving makes ingrown hairs. Women do anyway, and the guys we bitch too know too.


huh? someone agree's with me? I must add this to my date book.

Yes Pistol, women tend to bitch about these things with their men for some reason!
I feel for your Mr. Smile



Ya, you do that. Feel sorry I mean.
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Dec 2007 02:25    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Martian123 wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I agree with Martian123 about the pain killers in so far as they can pretty much do the same pain killer job as perscription. I think sometimes if you get a super pain killer it allows you to go on with everyday life, which sounds good. Sometimes pain tho is your body's way of telling you to take it easy and slow down.




Everyone knows that shaving makes ingrown hairs. Women do anyway, and the guys we bitch too know too.


huh? someone agree's with me? I must add this to my date book.

Yes Pistol, women tend to bitch about these things with their men for some reason!
I feel for your Mr. Smile



Ya, you do that. Feel sorry I mean.


I think that came across poorly to you, I didn't mean any disrespect. If I have offended you it was purely a poorly worded post on my part. cheers!
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mickster50000




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Dec 2007 05:33    Post subject:
ok i got back with the surgeon doctor he says that i have one cyst and two small holes i also had heaps of hairs in my ass crack im having the surgery on January they are going to cut a hole and cover it up with a part of my right ass cheek i cant sit on it for a month


Sig too big.
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Martian123




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Dec 2007 07:12    Post subject:
mickster50000 wrote:
ok i got back with the surgeon doctor he says that i have one cyst and two small holes i also had heaps of hairs in my ass crack im having the surgery on January they are going to cut a hole and cover it up with a part of my right ass cheek i cant sit on it for a month


I hope everything works out for you, I am not sure what I would do if I could not sit down?
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Dec 2007 14:31    Post subject:
looks horrible


yet, so tasty :drool: Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Dec 2007 15:13    Post subject:
mickster50000 wrote:
ok i got back with the surgeon doctor he says that i have one cyst and two small holes i also had heaps of hairs in my ass crack im having the surgery on January they are going to cut a hole and cover it up with a part of my right ass cheek i cant sit on it for a month


Those holes are the cyst's drains (when i had mine i explored around a bit, i think it was it), the heaps of hair probably caused it. My case was because of ingrown hairs, due to a small injury up and beetween the cheeks (almost at the end of the crack)

This picture is quite explicit:



@Martian123:

If his cyst is small, he'll be able to sit after a month or so, in my case, i wasn't able to sit down for 5. Even with the special pillow or sitting sideways it hurt like hell for more than 15m


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Martian123




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Dec 2007 23:07    Post subject:
KaputXino wrote:
mickster50000 wrote:
ok i got back with the surgeon doctor he says that i have one cyst and two small holes i also had heaps of hairs in my ass crack im having the surgery on January they are going to cut a hole and cover it up with a part of my right ass cheek i cant sit on it for a month


Those holes are the cyst's drains (when i had mine i explored around a bit, i think it was it), the heaps of hair probably caused it. My case was because of ingrown hairs, due to a small injury up and beetween the cheeks (almost at the end of the crack)

This picture is quite explicit:



@Martian123:

If his cyst is small, he'll be able to sit after a month or so, in my case, i wasn't able to sit down for 5. Even with the special pillow or sitting sideways it hurt like hell for more than 15m


I suppose it's a good thing that it's a pain in the ass, and not fatal.
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