MARIO FRUSTRATION
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Dec 2007 01:21    Post subject: MARIO FRUSTRATION
OMG. This is the most annoying thing in the world,

I cant do the first jump and if someone doesnt help me or show me how im gonna die from RSI or at least numb my thumbs down to bloody stumps.

I hold jump down at the start, hit the ceiling and make it onto the [?] block

Jump as soon as I can on the way down off of the [?] block but only ever get this far towards the second, HOW THE HELL DO YOU DO THIS?!



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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Dec 2007 01:24    Post subject:
Run.


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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Dec 2007 01:27    Post subject:
I doubt somone could help you... Rolling Eyes
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Dec 2007 01:54    Post subject:
I figured it out eventually... It only gets worse.. Sad I feel the pain of the guy who did the frustration video on youtube, this is actual torture.


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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Dec 2007 08:45    Post subject:
I remember playing mario on old nintendo console... those were the days...


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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Dec 2007 09:57    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
I remember playing mario on old nintendo console... those were the days...


I remember when there were NO consoles or personal computers, those were not the days Smile
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Immunity




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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Dec 2007 11:05    Post subject:
What kinda sick rice wine infused Vietcong would design such shit? Hang this fucker for blackening Mario's legacy. Shit level design - he'd fit right in at EA.

Just watching that video pissed me the fuck off.
Why would you even play that?
$1k says the creator didn't even beat his creation.

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although, i truly can't blame the player for not continuing on till the end of 1-2. heaven knows i would have fashioned a noose out of the controller cord and strangled whoever made the mod.


My thoughts exactly. After watching that 23 minute video I feel all numb with rage, and I'm normally very calm and centered


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Cohen




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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Dec 2007 14:11    Post subject:
I spent 3 hours of tear-jerking frustrating play on the game last night before I finally got past level one.. only thinking it was 1 level to complete, and there is actually 5. I simply layed my head on my keyboard and contemplated the meaning of life Sad

Baby Jesus cried when this mod was created. He ACTUALLY cried every drop of moisture out of his eyes until they shriveled up and fell out.

The most frustrating thing is, I get really far into it and think im gonna get to the end.. only to jump and face plant into an invisible block and have to start over, that shit made me so angry. I don't think I will ever play it again, and the death mario tune of bleeps will be played at my funeral.


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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Dec 2007 00:42    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Dec 2007 01:06    Post subject:
get onto the roof, steal the warez and get high.


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Immunity




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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Dec 2007 04:00    Post subject:
Ran across this today - some guy dubbed commentary over the play through linked above.
Fucking hilarious Very Happy

Part 1


Part 2


Part 3


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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Dec 2007 02:16    Post subject:
@Imun

I actually watched all three and Laughing those invisible blocks, it'd happen twice and id snap


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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Dec 2007 02:44    Post subject:
i watched part 1 for like 4 min. Sad it was already too mu(t?)ch
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Dec 2007 03:53    Post subject:
"You know Mario, I have a lot of respect for you. If I were from New York, and I went through my toilet, and suddenly found myself in a kingdom where I had to rescue some dumb bitch who always fucking gets herself kidnapped, I would not have the patience for this shit."

Best part Very Happy


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