Diahrroea
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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Mar 2008 13:36    Post subject: Diahrroea
Dunno if I spelt it right. But it sucks dont it. Just that intenstinal pain you get with it, hurts like hell. Worse in public if it hits you for no reason.

Anyone ever shat their pants in public? Ive come close I tell thee but never the full whack.
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Mar 2008 14:08    Post subject:
I can somehow hold mine, but I hate the loud noises my stomach does when I'm holding it. Since I don't go number 2 in public toilets, it's a bitch.

Spell check: Diarrhea
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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Mar 2008 14:16    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:

Spell check: Diarrhea


its british english with oe so technically you are wrong to spell check Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Mar 2008 14:24    Post subject:
It burns!


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Cohen




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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Mar 2008 15:36    Post subject:
I fucking hate public bogs.. so dirty and nasty.

I always suffer turtle heads until I get home, then enjoy a nice 10 mins on my comfortable clean toilet.


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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Mar 2008 15:58    Post subject:
i hope it will hurt for a long time, andy Twisted Evil
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Freakness
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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Mar 2008 17:13    Post subject:
Eat black bread and it will stop.
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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Mar 2008 23:51    Post subject:
Or dark chocolate... I had intestinal pain after big mac, a year and a half ago... haven't been in mcdonalds since that event... But anyways... if that would happen to me in the public I would have no problem going to public toilet. When you gotta go, you gotta go Laughing, and besides it's all natural, part of a life right? Wink


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Mar 2008 00:55    Post subject:
masturbation is part of life, but you dont just go that in public do ya? Laughing

Unless of course you are MasterJuba Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Mar 2008 11:24    Post subject:
Ok... you don't have to masturbate, but you have to take a dump because you'll shit all over your pants (and that's not pretty sight I guess Laughing)... Besides, I've never heard of a sudden need for masturbation, it's not like it will caught you in the middle of the day (unless you have some sick disorder)


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Mar 2008 12:21    Post subject:
My old man told me a story once. When he was working off-shore on the rigs in the 80's, occasionally they'd draft in some northern bears to work the extra shifts. Apparently one evening when they showed a porno on the on-rig cinema section, one of these guys just whipped it out in front of everyone and had a wank Laughing

When he'd finished, my dad was sat there gobsmacked and creeped out whilst the other bear's didn't seem fussed by it.


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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Mar 2008 12:43    Post subject:
is this some sort of gay rig. what the hell are bears? gay bears?
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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Mar 2008 12:45    Post subject:
Eat Garlic...
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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Mar 2008 16:02    Post subject:
Shocked Shocked Shocked Ok... speechless....


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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deelix
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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Mar 2008 16:36    Post subject:
huh? it doesn't hurt. It just come out much easier :\ Doesnt hurt to hold it either... just sucks if you think its a fart
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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Mar 2008 16:55    Post subject:
when your sliding into home and your pants are full of foam diarhea.....

when your sliding into first and your panst are gonna burst,,, diarhea....

when ur slidin into third and you lay a juicy turd diarhea......

rofl watch out for the green apple splatters there the worst.
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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Mar 2008 17:15    Post subject:
AAAA


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2008 00:28    Post subject:
I hate it! the worst I ever had was almost liquid, it felt like I was pissing from my ass Laughing and the stomach noises are kinda embarassing if you're with some people in a quiet place Embarassed
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2008 02:48    Post subject:
You ate something bad. Go to bed and sleep. BY YOURSELF!!!!!!


Hope you get better
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2008 03:58    Post subject:
Imodium FTW Razz



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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2008 04:08    Post subject:
isnt diarhhoea the bodys way of getting rid something bad for you? wouldnt taking imodium be even worse?
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2008 04:21    Post subject:
no it's the body's way of saying your re-absorbtion of water during the digestive process was inadequate Wink


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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2008 09:08    Post subject:
MasterJuba wrote:
isnt diarhhoea the bodys way of getting rid something bad for you? wouldnt taking imodium be even worse?
You get it if you take iron.
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Apr 2008 02:00    Post subject:
immodium is crap (pun intended), only use it when you have to take a bus or airplane or exam.

shitting it out is the fastest way to get rid of it Wink
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Apr 2008 03:01    Post subject:
I've only taken immodium when I had a stomach bug that was pretty bad, and it helped a lot (ie I could lay in bed instead of sitting on the shitter all day Wink)


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