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Cohen




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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 02:00    Post subject: dumbest blonde ever.
Theres this blonde chick at work who is possibly the dumbest person I have ever came across!

The manager likes to have a laugh by making her go on stupid errands..

The funny thing is, she HASNT cottonned on to the fact that we are taking the piss out of her on an almost daily basis Laughing Laughing

And here are a few examples..

The other day, matt (the head barman) asked her to go to the cellar freezer and bring up a box of fish legs Laughing and she was down there for 15 mins before coming up saying she cant find them Laughing

Then again he asked her to check the coffee cupboard for the cup of steam Laughing which she checked Laughing

And last but probably the funniest, he asked her to go to the basement and go through all of the boxes of toilet roll and find the expiery dates Laughing Laughing Laughing which she then asked "shall I write the year or just the months?"

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Maybe some dont have my sense of humour but this is hillarious to me


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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 02:03    Post subject:
Do you guys honestly enjoy torturing the girl?


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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 02:13    Post subject:
I don't think of it as torturing her really.. I see it as an experiment of some sorts.. see how far we can push it before she catches on that shes a total dumbass Laughing

I know it sounds cruel. But in reality, if she has no idea whats going on and shes not being harmed, is it really wrong?


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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 02:14    Post subject:
This is just stupid and cruel. Now I have less respect for you. In fact I think you're a moron. Just a mean moron. Have a "Laughing" at that.
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 02:15    Post subject:
Laughing

Ive done stuff like that to the newbs/idiots in my industry. its fun and a good laugh never hurts anyone.

Ive been duped myself, so its all good


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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 02:21    Post subject:
aw cmon leo. first I have some fun with the newbs here and you moan at me, then I have some fun with dummies at IRL and you moan at me again Sad

where is the <3?


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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 02:33    Post subject:
Having some fun on noobs on some forum is one thing, I don't really care about that, I do it too, but having a constant torture on a fellow coworker, well I don't see the fun in that. We have some idiot students in Uni that kinda do such stuff with other students, and I regard them as the lowest of scum, pieces of shit really. I'm sure we can all ridicule you and make you look like a tard on some subjects (in irl or not), everyone can be.

I don't really know you, but after that post, don't really think good things about you. No <3 here.
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 02:45    Post subject:
well you are right saying you don't know me, because Im not scum and im not a bad guy either Wink

We always apologise and laugh with her for it. Shes new, shes a bit gullable, she will learn the hard way. I dont see how that makes us scum Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 04:50    Post subject:
I think its normal. Testing how smart someone is. If it works more then one time in a week then you know he/she doesnt get it and isnt really able to reach the same level of humor as you

I've had the same thing when i was working in a brewery. My boss asked me to put empty bottles on a conveyor belt. So i did that then and went on doing something else and 15 mins later he comes to me and says i have to take them back off. offcourse i asked him why cause i just put them there. Then he started to get mad that i had to listen to him and whatnot. I just started laughing and he couldnt keep holding his laughter. And couple hours later he tries something again so i just started laughing again and so did he.
Love is in the air?

Fun guy btw, there also was a polish person working there and he kept saying that he should go back to his land. and one time the polish guy was wrong stacking bottles in a big box and the boss comes over and says how he should do it. polish guy -> Neutral .Then he asks the polish guy if he should draw a picture of it. polish guy says yes with the dumbest laugh i ever saw.

No discrimination or racism intended.

I must be bored Embarassed


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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 05:39    Post subject:
I'd say it's all right to send irl-newbs on stupid errands etc as long as they sort of understand that it's stupid because then they will enjoy the joke later on when they get over feeling stupid.

But doing it to genuinely stupid people is just mean because it's all on their expense and they dont get anything out of it.



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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 06:56    Post subject:
javlar wrote:
I'd say it's all right to send irl-newbs on stupid errands etc as long as they sort of understand that it's stupid because then they will enjoy the joke later on when they get over feeling stupid.

But doing it to genuinely stupid people is just mean because it's all on their expense and they dont get anything out of it.


I was just about to write something like this.

If it is a normal person who will get the joke eventually it can be fun. But if there's someone who really is stupid and just does it without reflecting over it... It's not a joke anymore then it's not even fun.



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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 08:07    Post subject:
watergem: you evil, evil person Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 08:12    Post subject:
You souldn't set her up for the fail tho. That isn't right, no matter how stupid YOU make THINK her to be.


You may but just misunderdatanding her, plus it is mean. I wouldn't do that to someone else.
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 08:42    Post subject:
If you are pressed etc. you might not think clear, but 15 min looking for fish LEGS seems kinda extreme.
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 09:33    Post subject:
OMG do I have fish legs? Sad
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 10:05    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
If you are pressed etc. you might not think clear, but 15 min looking for fish LEGS seems kinda extreme.


Or maybe she's playing them for fools and just went there to take a quick nap. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 10:41    Post subject:
inz wrote:
deelix wrote:
If you are pressed etc. you might not think clear, but 15 min looking for fish LEGS seems kinda extreme.


Or maybe she's playing them for fools and just went there to take a quick nap. Very Happy

+1

She actually playing you for fools Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 11:15    Post subject:
Sounds like a good anal material. She pretty? Nice ass?
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 11:35    Post subject:
hell no she looks like someone ran over her face with a lawnmower!

And shes a timechange01.

Well, it appears she has cottonned on anyway, she was just complying since shes new and didn't want to question the authority until at least settling in to the job. Some of you seriously need to lighten up, its not like we chained her to the barrel rack in the cellar and whipped her with th pump straps every night or something Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 12:01    Post subject:
fuck you watergem
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 12:16    Post subject:
Some of you need to lighten up its just a blonde girl its not like shes a brunette or anything Laughing fish legs
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 14:03    Post subject:
fish legs. fucking brilliant Very Happy

i seriously dont see any problem with messing around with people like this, because your just testing how quickly they catch on.

for fucks sake its not like hes taking her into the cellar and beating her or something. this isnt bullying, if she was sharper, the problems would stop. i mean yeah, if you do this constantly for a month or so it might be a bit too much, but doing this sorta shit occasionally is totally fine.


ehehe fish legs, sigh Very Happy thats just great.




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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 14:07    Post subject:
Its like a girl I know who asked for a Cheeseburger without cheese Rolling Eyes

Hmm, I wonder if that already exists... Razz
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 14:11    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Its like a girl I know who asked for a Cheeseburger without cheese Rolling Eyes

Hmm, I wonder if that already exists... Razz


I know a girls who asks for a tuna salad without tuna.
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 14:14    Post subject:
a girls, guess that was a typo Wink

And indeed sick :\
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 20:45    Post subject:
Fishlegs LOL!! that really made me laugh. What's next, rubber tacks and tartan paint. Or even worse, send her for some fallopian tubes.
Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 21:16    Post subject:
chiks allowed to be dumb as long as they hawt Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Apr 2008 01:37    Post subject:
Mortibus wrote:
chiks allowed to be dumb as long as they hawt Very Happy

amen
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Apr 2008 04:37    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
Fishlegs LOL!! that really made me laugh. What's next, rubber tacks and tartan paint. Or even worse, send her for some fallopian tubes.
Laughing


I really, REALLY pushed it tonight and asked her to go collect the chocolate coffee cups from the cupboard Laughing She got to the cupboard and half openned it before kinda stopping still then spun around and I thought she was gonna say something like "wtf, chocolate cups for coffee?! theyd melt Rolling Eyes" blabla.. instead she said "why do I have to do everything when you two are just standing there doing nothing"

Laughing Laughing Laughing

I plan to stop it now, since I can't take her much longer. The strange thing is, she can do drinks, cash up and count/use the till no problems what-so-ever, Id have thought she didn't know her alphabet Laughing


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