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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd May 2008 13:52    Post subject: Teens, Lawyers and Consensual Sex
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JahLux
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd May 2008 13:57    Post subject:
hahahah Laughing Laughing
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evil_munky




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PostPosted: Sun, 4th May 2008 21:43    Post subject:
lol funniest thing ive seen in ages
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javlar




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PostPosted: Sun, 4th May 2008 22:49    Post subject:
Hehe Wink



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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th May 2008 00:10    Post subject:
Funny if it weren't true Sad

Had a friend 19 y.o who fell for a 17 y.o. They went out for one month, then he took her to a party. She started flirting with all the guys there, and when he set out to leave, she decided to stay with all the guy friends she just met. He's like "ok, she's not interested in me, so I'll just let her do her thing". 2 weeks later he gets a call from her, and she wants to start going out again. He says no way. A week later he gets a call from one of her parents. The parent also happens to be a lawyer. She says to my friend that her daughter is now undergoing severe depression and that she wants to undergo emotional counseling together with him. He says "what if I don't want to go?". Then, the mother says, they'll press charges for sexual harassment, and unlawful sexual contact with a minor. So, the poor bastard got saddled with a couple of months of pointless psychiatrist sessions with this psycho bitch.

We got our revenge in the end... but that's another story. Still, highlights how fucked up our legal system is Sad


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dominae
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th May 2008 02:29    Post subject:
Land of the free, eh?


I also think fisk should be unbanned.
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