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Cohen




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jun 2008 15:04    Post subject: Bible bashers.
I was in town today browsing the stores with a friend. We went into a clothes shop and started to look around. It was a pretty big store, one of the TK maxx wearhouses. I waited as my mate looked through the jeans. I noticed this guy standing with a red book who kept looking at us. I immediately thought *sigh*. I was right.

He comes over, starts talking about god and shakes our hands. I continue to browse. He asks what we both believe about god.. now me being the dried up blunt raisen that I am immediately said Atheist and walked away. My friend being soft began talking about him believing not in god but 'something else'. He fucking collared us and blabbed on for a good 25 mins waisting our time. Every time we would leave he would make my friend feel guilty and carry on yapping his shit.

This bugs me like crazy.

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Picked up a pretty sweet oversized beannie hat though. Not all is bad.


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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jun 2008 15:11    Post subject:
beat his ass down next time

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X_Dror




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jun 2008 15:15    Post subject:
Now your friend will know how to ignore them next time.
Around here we got many of this kind. The best way is just to ignore them.
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jun 2008 15:19    Post subject:
The funniest thing was, he said *even if your parents do not love you, God will!* I had to let out a LOL at that. His face sank a mile with shock.


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jun 2008 15:45    Post subject:
You can get rid of them with ease: make a good argument to counter him and he will shut up, make him look stupid and he'll go away praying on his next victim...


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jun 2008 15:57    Post subject:
a good one is, the bible says man came first, but i thought dinosaurs came first.
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jun 2008 16:12    Post subject:
depends on your brainspan. He may have memorized the best comebacks for the clever remarks. He seemed quite a clever chap. Wish they wouldnt waste brainpower on fairytales.


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jun 2008 16:20    Post subject:
i dont agree with him trying to shovel his beliefs down peoples throats but i will refrain from assaulting his beliefs.
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jun 2008 16:27    Post subject:
I did. I wanted to abuse him though. Its in my nature. Im a bad person in that way, I know it. I just can't take any religeous belifs seriously Laughing


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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jun 2008 17:41    Post subject:
kaeye .. next time ask them point blank. What makes you think i want to call an imaginary person God ? Don't you think its more intelligent to call something that actually plays a role in my life God ?

The look on their face alone will make you day. Laughing I absolutely love it when these types approach me, they don't do it so much any more, Sad

I must learn how to stop looking so eager. Laughing


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Jenni
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jun 2008 18:03    Post subject:
X_Dror wrote:
Now your friend will know how to ignore them next time.
Around here we got many of this kind. The best way is just to ignore them.


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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jun 2008 18:06    Post subject:
we usually call them 'bible thumpers' here Wink


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jun 2008 18:31    Post subject:
Those fuckers know how to play their cards. Makes me sick..
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X_Dror




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jun 2008 18:49    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
X_Dror wrote:
Now your friend will know how to ignore them next time.
Around here we got many of this kind. The best way is just to ignore them.


Bible bashers in Israel?
Razz


We don't have a name for these types here.
I just meant these guys that try to make you religious.
Man they speak so much bullshit, they think they can to you, but they don't understand that they sound so dumb, their logic is so different from the logic of people they try to convert.

The only people they are successful with are poor, weak people, and that's using them imo. They use their weakness as a way to convert them. Not only the people they are trying to convert are weak from the first place, they make the rest of their lives even worse by making them religious.
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jun 2008 19:21    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
X_Dror wrote:
Now your friend will know how to ignore them next time.
Around here we got many of this kind. The best way is just to ignore them.


Bible bashers in Israel?
Razz

We even got jehova witnesses here.
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jun 2008 21:49    Post subject:
mark322 wrote:
Jenni wrote:
X_Dror wrote:
Now your friend will know how to ignore them next time.
Around here we got many of this kind. The best way is just to ignore them.


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Razz

We even got jehova witnesses here.


I was raised as one, but never kept religion. People can make fun of jehova's witnesses all they want because they "knock on doors" but that's a small thing considering the fact they are the least if not at all brainwashed morons nor do they send around a plate expecting donations to "god" like the fucking christians and catholics do.

Ya that door knocking shit can get old, but shit, you don't see jehova's witnesses running around like jack thompsopn Wink


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jun 2008 21:56    Post subject:
Everyday when im leaving school (about 18 pm) I pass in front of a church (a church nobody likes over here in brazil) and everytime some guy aproaches me and try to give a newspaper about the church + a rose + words about jesus and god

It sucks, im already going to spend half a hour in the bus... and some guy try to teach me about jesus.. crap
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jun 2008 22:02    Post subject:
MannyK wrote:
It sucks, im already going to spend half a hour in the bus... and some guy try to teach me about jesus.. crap


lmao Laughing not sure which one would be worse Surprised


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jun 2008 22:30    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
MannyK wrote:
It sucks, im already going to spend half a hour in the bus... and some guy try to teach me about jesus.. crap


lmao Laughing not sure which one would be worse Surprised


half an hour to go and half an hour to come back Sad at least they just try to tell the word of god when im coming back Sad
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jun 2008 22:49    Post subject:
Where i work at my local city centre, there was this big fat black bible bashing woman who keeps talking to me blubbering there shit.
I've asked her if she can prove to me that god exists and she said yes, i've seen him personally Razz
I laughed and made a quick exit.
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jun 2008 22:54    Post subject:
theres this band from the states here called "Deicide", the lead singer had an upside down cross burned into his forhead just to piss people off lol.

You can barely see it.



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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jun 2008 22:58    Post subject:
X_Dror wrote:
I just meant these guys that try to make you religious.
Sorry who died & made worshipers of imaginary people the authority on being religious ? Do you need to follow scripture to be religious ? I thought it was only sheep humans who follow a shepherd human who think religion comes from books. Nobody needs instruction to be able to connect with the eternal nature of things. Why are people so willing to submit to the authority of scripture over all relgious ideas ? Wise up. You let somebody else judge what you think God is, what you think prayer is, what you think religion entails, & your joining the flock, abandoning your own judgment, your own liberty to decide. Don't be so easily lead FFS Rolling Eyes

He who possesses art and science has religion; he who does not possess them, needs religion. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

God to me is what I decide, prayer is what I decide, religion is what I decide. This is a matter of personal expression, not proven fact. Treat somebody else's relgious ideas like their facts & you just joined their religon. People are so gullible they will believe anything to avoid having to think for themselves.


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Jun 2008 00:51    Post subject:
I've run into that type once in a while and what gets them off of me is knowledge of their own religion. Just quote the messed up parts that are appalling and plain out retarded .

The common counter they try to do against this is use their book and quote scriptures from it that counter the other scriptures. This is when you point out that their own book can't even agree with itself so why would anyone be stupid enough to follow it.

This method has always worked for me. They either get upset and walk away, or stand there trying to think of a answer and won't even follow you if you walk away, or they get angry and begin to yell and say your going to hell but still fail to follow you any longer. Surprisingly only women have thus far threatened me with hell when I have done this...
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Jun 2008 00:55    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:


I was raised as one, but never kept religion. People can make fun of jehova's witnesses all they want because they "knock on doors" but that's a small thing considering the fact they are the least if not at all brainwashed morons nor do they send around a plate expecting donations to "god" like the fucking christians and catholics do.

Ya that door knocking shit can get old, but shit, you don't see jehova's witnesses running around like jack thompsopn Wink


Yeah they're great, they just let their kids die because they refuse them a blood transfusion.


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Jun 2008 03:07    Post subject:
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Yeah they're great, they just let their kids die because they refuse them a blood transfusion.
Yeah, they look harmless but they are not, they are labeled as a sectarian movement over here with some of them condemned for similar misdeeds. And by law doctors have -when needed- to transfuse minors whatever are their parents objections.
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Jun 2008 09:48    Post subject:
NuclearShadow wrote:
I've run into that type once in a while and what gets them off of me is knowledge of their own religion. Just quote the messed up parts that are appalling and plain out retarded .

The common counter they try to do against this is use their book and quote scriptures from it that counter the other scriptures. This is when you point out that their own book can't even agree with itself so why would anyone be stupid enough to follow it.

This method has always worked for me. They either get upset and walk away, or stand there trying to think of a answer and won't even follow you if you walk away, or they get angry and begin to yell and say your going to hell but still fail to follow you any longer. Surprisingly only women have thus far threatened me with hell when I have done this...
Seems to me entertaining any respect for whats written in scripture is the mistake. Even if you go about it like a scientist like you are, pointing out contradictions in the data your still using their data. The only successful way to immunize yourself & defeat any scriptural argument in regards to religion is to assert the wild card. ie. Religion is not a concrete science & thus is open to personal choice rather than based on physical evidence.

This inability to discern what ideas are abstract & what ideas are concrete is deeply disturbing to me. It is vital people can tell the difference between an idea & a fact. This is why basic philosophy should be taught in schools people need to understand ethics & reason so as to prevent them from being conned into thinking somebodies beliefs are concrete facts. The whole creation of the universe myth, Deity being God, Prayer being worship is illusion. When people treat illusions like facts they are vulnerable to the most monstrous of manipulations. How many people are killed/mistreated every day based on treating these scriptural illusions like they are facts ?

Sorry but so far as i can tell the folks in this thread who think they are not bible bangers need to check again because your promoting the Bible as a source of truth just as much as these evangelists you have so much contempt for. The Scriptural authorities have worked very hard to assert a monopoly over peoples religious ideas (Bible most published book in the world & thus the source of dictionary definitions for religious terms, & thats just the tip of the iceberg), putting people in a position where only the most conscious among us can see through the vial of illusion.

Do not underestimate the power of evangelists imposing their religious ideas on the masses & thus preventing people from building their own religious points of view. Once you harbor other peoples religious ideas, you are a part of their belief system, whether you like it or not. This is the reason children are indoctrinated so young, when they are learning how to read & write. Its an act of serious intellectual effort to unlearn ideas, acquiring them is childsplay. Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Jul 2008 05:34    Post subject:
stupid thing to do is to actually say you're atheist to them or even talk
here's what you should do :
do you believe in god ?
Yup
have you been saved ?
Yup
are you on the righteous path ?
Yup

he goes away in 3 seconds
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Jul 2008 10:58    Post subject:
then you go to hell for being a liar

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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Jul 2008 13:13    Post subject:
I like this guy

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GXzladhscMQ

he's pretty funny


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Jul 2008 13:49    Post subject:
kaeye wrote:
then you go to hell for being a liar

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This is it. people call themselves atheists, but think like theists. Rolling Eyes

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