My friend is a dick
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Lawyer
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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jun 2008 17:28    Post subject: My friend is a dick
Like seriously my bestest friend is a dick, it was really hot yesterday and we see an icecreamvan and i had no money, and I ask if he can get me something and he says yeah if he has enough money, so he checks and he only had enough money for one icecream. so he buys an icecream then doesnt let me lick his icecream cos he doesnt like sharing saliva. So this really pisses me off and I'm pestering like every 10 seconds for a some ice cream but he keeps blanking me and eventually he finishes the ice cream. FUCK.

so the next day he comes round and I got my ice cream tub out and a bowl making me some ice cream and then he wants some. HE WANTS SOME, what a dick! I mean he wants some ice cream FOR FREE when he didnt give me anything.

So when I tell him no he gets all upset and says that I'm a selfish asshole. Its not my fault he wouldnt share his icecream with me.

What a dick, anyone had this happen to?
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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jun 2008 17:33    Post subject:
lmao thnx for making my day Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jun 2008 17:35    Post subject:
lol @ lawyer


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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jun 2008 18:23    Post subject:
LMAO you must have a good live if you can bitch about this


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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jun 2008 19:00    Post subject:
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Krille666




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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jun 2008 19:03    Post subject:
I can share drinks and such. But ice cream, no.
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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jun 2008 20:25    Post subject:
how old are you?
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Munkeee




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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jun 2008 20:32    Post subject:
Why didn't you just ask your carers for a loan of some cash ?


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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jun 2008 21:03    Post subject:
Krille666 wrote:
I can share drinks and such. But ice cream, no.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jun 2008 21:33    Post subject:
Maybe he didn't understand that you were REALLY offering to lick his icecream. Next time make yourself clear and you too can share your icecream with him without feeling ripped off. Very Happy
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Lawyer
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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jun 2008 21:42    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jun 2008 21:47    Post subject:
yeah, I dont think I would share an ice cream with a friend either, a drink probably....


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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jun 2008 21:53    Post subject:
I would let a good friend get a lick from my ice cream.
Drinks is an obvious one, and same goes for food.
Though not much more than a bite/lick.

After all, a few more germs for my immune system will only make it tougher Smile
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Jun 2008 04:11    Post subject:
Munkeee wrote:
Why didn't you just ask your carers for a loan of some cash ?

Laughing
Indeed Juba does have a mental problem

I suggest 24 hours of none stop Little House on the Prarie, without a break.


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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Jun 2008 07:06    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
Munkeee wrote:
Why didn't you just ask your carers for a loan of some cash ?

Laughing
Indeed Juba does have a mental problem

I suggest 24 hours of none stop Little House on the Prarie, without a break.



Yes that could work, and also non stop icecream lickage. Perhaps we could put Laura Ingles and Ice cream in one giant sandwich. It could work. For Juba.

Sorry to The Juba, but Lawyer was asking, no beggin for it. He REALLY wants his icecream.
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Jun 2008 14:06    Post subject:
little house on the prarie Neutral omg I hated that crap. I used to have to watch it at my grans house when I was 6-7

oh the torture Crying or Very sad


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Lawyer
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Jun 2008 14:07    Post subject:
so noone agrees with me. what the fuck is wrong with you people?!
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Jun 2008 14:22    Post subject:
Little house on the prairie was awsome i remember the last episode SO SAD
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Jun 2008 14:27    Post subject:
Lawyer wrote:
so noone agrees with me. what the fuck is wrong with you people?!

I agree with you.

Now, let me read the first post and see if I still do.
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Jun 2008 14:27    Post subject:
Hmm, no.
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Jun 2008 18:53    Post subject:
Is his name Richard?


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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Jun 2008 20:05    Post subject:
only gay men and hetero women share icecream, so which category do you belong to Lawyer:)


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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Jun 2008 22:16    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
only gay men and hetero women share icecream, so which category do you belong to Lawyer:)

.....or another way to express a fantasy for lesbos... Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Jun 2008 23:15    Post subject:
eeeeekkkk why the hell do you want to lick your friends ice cream... eeekkkk if you ask me... I0m drunk atm Very Happy Very Happy <3 <3 Smile


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ZimZimma




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 00:49    Post subject:
Still, what kind of friend buys one ice cream and eats it in front of you on a hot day?

A shithead one, thats what.
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 00:55    Post subject:
i would eat half and give the other half if he wants it.

its egotistical to not share, but thinking he should share is worse


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Lawyer
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 04:02    Post subject:
i am applaed at everyones reaction. needless to say i have cut off all interaction with my friend, last night i pelted his house with cornettos that were melting i specially prepared, i think they heard cos i saw the upper level lights go on, so i quickly made my escape. he'll never know who it was miuhauhauhaha
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 05:04    Post subject:
Some ppl have no respect for others. Cant do much about it. I try to avoid those kinda ppl


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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 12:38    Post subject:
some ppl are just full of shit


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Martian123




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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jun 2008 07:02    Post subject:
um, I don't see the issue? First off I wouldn't let anyone lick my ice cream. he had enough for one, he bought one. People shouldn't be sharing stuff like that, it's gross like it or not, and can be hazardous for ones health.

Now you HAD enough to share and chose not too out of revenge. In my view of the situation you were the petty one.

Mind you in either case it's just something so small it's not worth the effort.


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