Keyboard over sex?
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myonlyone




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 00:12    Post subject: Keyboard over sex?
Tonight, not the first time, i turned down sex from my fiancee an went playing. Don't get me wrong, i love pussy , and now she's saying that she'll blackmail me with sex. Too bad for her, i've got my both hands and internet. If i should start celibacy, i'd have games and fishing to compensate.

So how about you?
You prefer PeCee over PuCee?
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JediBob




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 00:30    Post subject:
Sure, I've turned down sex with my girlfriend. Not because I'd rather play computergames, but because I wasn't in the mood. This odd idea women have about men always being in the mood for the horizontal mambo is quite ridiculous.
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 00:33    Post subject:
All I’d need is fishing to turn into celibacy Very Happy

I wouldn't turn down pussy so I can go play games
I sure as hell wouldn't want to loose my train of thought when I’m writing my 'poetic' essay Laughing

Depends when Very Happy like jedibob said Razz


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RubberChicken




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 00:33    Post subject:
JediBob wrote:
Sure, I've turned down sex with my girlfriend. Not because I'd rather play computergames, but because I wasn't in the mood. This odd idea women have about men always being in the mood for the horizontal mambo is quite ridiculous.


Yeah i agree.
We are horny creatures sometimes, but not as bad as women think imo
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TheDamned




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 00:36    Post subject:
if teh wife is hot keyboard over sex 1000000000000000000000000x times damnit!
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-=Cartoon=-
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 00:37    Post subject:
done it heaps with ex girlfriends... mainly during my old TFC days =D
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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 00:39    Post subject:
NEVER...... would I turn down pussy for PC, unless we're talking about Black & White 2. Sex rox.


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Kommando




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 00:54    Post subject:
Games are:
-less nagging
-less expensive
-less messy
-PC's have a OFF switch
-You dont get slap in the face when you say STFU to your PC
-when you get mad and slap your PC ,the cops dont show up
-PC doesnt max out the credit card every 3 months
-when you are done playing you Can roll over and go to sleep
-Games doesnt whine when you sit on your ass
-Games doesnt care that you are talking to other girls
-Games doesnt question you about your black book(friends list)
-Games doesnt tell you to make breakfast for it.
-Games doesnt care how fat you get
-PC's are easier to please than your girlfriend
-For a birthday you just have to dust it and give it a new game to munch on
-Games will not always try to start pointless boring ass conversations

....who need a bitch when you can have this Laughing
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myonlyone




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 00:56    Post subject:
Aw sheit. seems i cant do even this right. There shoulda been 1 more option in poll. Seems its the headline now . Oh well
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jonels
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 00:58    Post subject:
lol ^^^


I looked up "gormless" in the dictionary, it said "without gorm" .... so i looked up "gorm" but it wasn't there ????
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 01:00    Post subject:
kommando...

how on earth did you find that?

no wait

what made you look for it?

Confused

you're weird Razz


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myonlyone




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 01:06    Post subject:
Kommando that thing is cool.
Think that would be cheaper than wife too.
Use , rince , repeat.
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 01:09    Post subject:
Shocked hahahahahahahha


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 01:18    Post subject:
sex over games??? we should just perm bann all of you and be done with it
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 01:23    Post subject:
ban me ban me Very Happy please Razz for a week hahaha


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 01:28    Post subject:
lol i just did but not over game just was watching good film like "the pianist"
lol i better had sex
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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 01:39    Post subject:
i HOPE you guys are kidding... for your sake
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 01:51    Post subject:
we aren't crazed sex maniacs like you!

We don't need bodily pleasure to keep us entertained! Sometimes a good book, a great game, or a decent movie will suffice! Why do I have to commit my physical strength for mere minutes of sexual pleasure when I could spend the night reading a novel and gain a vast amount of mental pleasure! Shocked Ever had a mental orgasm?


Laughing


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.


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Accelleron




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 01:58    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
we aren't crazed sex maniacs like you!

We don't need bodily pleasure to keep us entertained! Sometimes a good book, a great game, or a decent movie will suffice! Why do I have to commit my physical strength for mere minutes of sexual pleasure when I could spend the night reading a novel and gain a vast amount mental pleasure! Shocked Ever had a mental orgasm?


Laughing


Neither have I... Surprised


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 02:02    Post subject:
que?


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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Kommando




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 02:11    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
kommando...

how on earth did you find that?

no wait

what made you look for it?

Confused

you're weird Razz


Just type virual blowjob in yahoo and it will be the first one on top
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 02:13    Post subject:
and what made you look for a virtual blowjob?


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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RubberChicken




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 02:15    Post subject:
www.fleshlight.com
not that i have one, just saw an ad on a porn site Very Happy
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 02:18    Post subject:
wtf!?!

y'guys are sick! Laughing

virtual sex Rolling Eyes Crying or Very sad Laughing


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Kommando




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 04:17    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
and what made you look for a virtual blowjob?


Dude with all the fuckin pop-ups we see in a day..i think we're getting use to get adds on those sick shit...atleast with those things you dont waste 2 hours lik ethe good old way setting up a blow doll Laughing
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 04:24    Post subject:
the fuck? what sites do you got to? what pop-ups! hahahahhahahahahahhahahaa fuck man


that's like... jesus... man i download porn Very Happy i dun like porn sites Laughing


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Kommando




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 05:12    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
the fuck? what sites do you got to? what pop-ups! hahahahhahahahahahhahahaa fuck man


that's like... jesus... man i download porn Very Happy i dun like porn sites Laughing


well theres a site to get cd keys who flood your PC with pop-up and installing shit in your PC....and i remeber where i heard about the vitual blowjob thing...it was on a show on TechTV
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 05:32    Post subject:
don't cd keys come in nfos ankeygens that usually come with the illegal software you acquire?


man you like goin on porn sites YOU LIKE GOIN ON PORN SITES HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA you're such a perv!


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Godlikez*
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 14:27    Post subject:
Man pussy all the way! theres no way in hell i could turn down sex for some game i dont care how good the graphics look/gameplay is! THE CLIT JUST OWNS MAN!

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Sublime




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 14:48    Post subject:
well i think its obvious who the virgins in this board are Smile the 1s who have turned it down with their gf prolly think sex is holding hands Rolling Eyes seriously too many geeks on this board :/


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