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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 10:12    Post subject: i r drunk
1L of jack daniels and .75L of grey goose

had to talk to walk 2 hours home >< i hate buses at nights


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 10:28    Post subject:
You do realize its illegal to be drunk in public right? Razz
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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 10:31    Post subject:
omg i had to pee like 5 times near the trees

i felt so bad and so wrong at that time :/

thank god police didnt caught me >< i probably have warrant on me for that unpaid ticket that i got 1.5 years ago


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 10:34    Post subject:
I always thought that it is illegal to drink in public, not to be drunk in public (there are a lot of drunk people, like bums, here )... Confused


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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 10:36    Post subject:
i was drinking at my friends house....

we left house at 3:10AM, got to bus stop at 3:20AM

bus was scheduled to come at 3:07AM, next bus was 4:07AM


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 11:46    Post subject:
you do realise drinking 1.75 liter of whiskey means you are death, so PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN.
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 11:51    Post subject:
... but he probably forgot to mention the fact that he was drinking with 5 other guys Wink

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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 13:21    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
you do realise drinking 1.75 liter of whiskey means you are death, so PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN.


QFT!


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 13:39    Post subject:
that doesn't count for polish and russian.


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 14:11    Post subject: Re: i r drunk
besthijacker wrote:
1L of jack daniels and .75L of grey goose

had to talk to walk 2 hours home >< i hate buses at nights


Dont you think thats a little extreme ? though I guess its ok if you are polish.
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 14:29    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
I always thought that it is illegal to drink in public, not to be drunk in public (there are a lot of drunk people, like bums, here )... Confused


Both actually.
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 14:40    Post subject:
you know when I get drunk the first thing I do is post about it on nforce


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 15:30    Post subject:
Illegal to be drunk in public? wow that is just insane..
so the only legal mode of transportation while drunk is taxi?


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 16:35    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
you do realise drinking 1.75 liter of whiskey means you are death, so PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN.


I was thinking the very same thing, even researched it on google. It alll depends on how much blood there's in his body and other small factors like liver condition.

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Illegal to be drunk in public? wow that is just insane..
so the only legal mode of transportation while drunk is taxi?

Or you could call the cops, they'll give you a ride. Or a beating, it's totally random.
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 17:20    Post subject:
NuclearShadow wrote:
You do realize its illegal to be drunk in public right? Razz
Not in Las Vegas ^^
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 18:25    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
you know when I get drunk the first thing I do is post about it on nforce


Me too because then everyone will know how ubercool I am. Exp when I pass out and asphyxiate on my own vomit and die. 1.75 FTW.
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 19:01    Post subject:
whatever amount he drank he still just drank Jack Daniels. JD. Nothing can justify such atrocity. JD is shit. I won't say anything about GG. I loathe it as well. I guess if you want to get drunk you'll drink just about anything. Sad


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 19:17    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
whatever amount he drank he still just drank Jack Daniels. JD. Nothing can justify such atrocity. JD is shit. I won't say anything about GG. I loathe it as well. I guess if you want to get drunk you'll drink just about anything. Sad
or maybe other people have different opinions, maybe you're just a stupid shoe

lol


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 19:57    Post subject:
Nice one dazz.


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 19:59    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
whatever amount he drank he still just drank Jack Daniels. JD. Nothing can justify such atrocity. JD is shit. I won't say anything about GG. I loathe it as well. I guess if you want to get drunk you'll drink just about anything. Sad
or maybe other people have different opinions, maybe you're just a stupid shoe

lol


lmao....stupid shoe?


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 20:11    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
you do realise drinking 1.75 liter of whiskey means you are death, so PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN.
Really depends tho. Body fat, when you ate last etc.

But I guess you need to be an alcoholic/very used to alcohol to drink that kind of amount. Im piss drunk after 1/2 liter of vodka. Don't see the point of drinking more... you wont have any fun and at least not the day after :\
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 21:10    Post subject:
JD + Banana Liquor shots are good. 5 of them tall shots and you're pretty tipsy cool. Along with normal affordable scotch and then you're good to go. I really cannot fathom how someone would put themselves through drinking JD. That stuff never sat beside whiskey or scotch.


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 21:55    Post subject:
JD and cola mixed are popular over here...
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 23:29    Post subject:
Im drunk at 5pm. Laughing watched red belt with my sister and drank a 1.14l of scotch between her and I and some maple syrup vodka with chocolate milk. It' soooo gooood!


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 23:32    Post subject:
better blog about it on nforce

do you have any friends waldo? I seriously doubt it.


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 23:38    Post subject:
I really don't have any friends dazz. People just use me for what i'm capable off. I own a 7k HD camera and we, they, shot shit couple days ago, and we shot a commercial a week ago and an interview with a prospective rapper in toronto. And I edit that shit cause it's what i do. I don't have friends. I just have business partners. In my business you can't have friends because anyone and everyone will use you until they're bored. As long as I get paid I don't mind. I think i might have like 4 decent friends that'd do things for me. but that's it. Everyone else is a business partner. Not really worth my time to socialize that much with. Just go to bars and discuss plans for business development.


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 23:43    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
I really don't have any friends dazz. People just use me for what i'm capable off. I own a 7k HD camera and we, they, shot shit couple days ago, and we shot a commercial a week ago and an interview with a prospective rapper in toronto. And I edit that shit cause it's what i do. I don't have friends. I just have business partners. In my business you can't have friends because anyone and everyone will use you until they're bored. As long as I get paid I don't mind. I think i might have like 4 decent friends that'd do things for me. but that's it. Everyone else is a business partner. Not really worth my time to socialize that much with. Just go to bars and discuss plans for business development.


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 23:52    Post subject:
you're something entirely different. You're a good friend. A person i trust loads. But a person I've never met. Still a good friend.


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Aug 2008 23:57    Post subject:
Waldo<3
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 00:10    Post subject:
i wish i had internet friends


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