Bored as fuck!
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Support81
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Aug 2008 19:08    Post subject: Bored as fuck!
Yes! im bored as fuck! What to do?
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Aug 2008 19:14    Post subject:
Go to the train station, stand on a bench, strip naked, and start shouting "Hail Mary!" as you jack off with a cross in one hand, and a picture of Chuck Norris in female form in the other.


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Shevchenko




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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Aug 2008 19:24    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
Go to the train station, stand on a bench, strip naked, and start shouting "Hail Mary!" as you jack off with a cross in one hand, and a picture of Chuck Norris in female form in the other.

he could just jack off at home, i suppose.


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Aug 2008 19:26    Post subject:
Take drugs...


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Acer




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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Aug 2008 19:29    Post subject:
Go to the gym, jack of, jack of at the gym, fondle women, oogle women, wear a trench coat and show your private parts to women, jack off at the train/bus station, jack off in the car, have a ho jack you off etc etc etc


Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!
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CaptainCox
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Aug 2008 19:31    Post subject:
It happens some times and yea
AnimalMother wrote:
Take drugs...

At least you bee wanking for 5-10h, that is if you choose Chrystal meth or speed
I tell ya, you will only have a fish bone left if you keep at it...and it really makes the time fly.


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Support81
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Aug 2008 19:56    Post subject:
That sucks!


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Sub_Zero_
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Aug 2008 22:45    Post subject:
Take a knife.....unzip ur pants..start screaming JUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and cut off ur dick...
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NuclearShadow
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Aug 2008 23:25    Post subject:
Go to your local army recruiting station talk to them and act as if your very interested in joining. Talk to them for hours and when they hand you some paperwork simply fill it out except don't sign your name and walk out. You can't imagine how much this pisses them off...
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Support81
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Aug 2008 23:42    Post subject:
NuclearShadow wrote:
Go to your local army recruiting station talk to them and act as if your very interested in joining. Talk to them for hours and when they hand you some paperwork simply fill it out except don't sign your name and walk out. You can't imagine how much this pisses them off...


We don't have that here in Sweden.
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Phluxed
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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Aug 2008 00:17    Post subject:
NuclearShadow wrote:
Go to your local army recruiting station talk to them and act as if your very interested in joining. Talk to them for hours and when they hand you some paperwork simply fill it out except don't sign your name and walk out. You can't imagine how much this pisses them off...


That is fucking hilarious.
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spankie
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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Aug 2008 00:36    Post subject:
bored???

make a website about something that intrests you, put advertising on it and make some money.

Whenever you are bored, you write a bit about it, read a bit about it... Eventually you will make money with your bored moments Smile

Even with only 100 visitors a day you can make 100$/year. But thats not important, you will never feel bored again because you have a long term project you are working on:)
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Aug 2008 02:50    Post subject:
id say do some gaming.. now i am single once again im regretting selling my gaming rig. I have fuck all to do..

ATM im playing through condemned 2 bloodshot on the 360 that my buddy lent me. Its pretty sweet, not enjoying it like the first game though, that totally sucked me in hook line and sinker like.


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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Aug 2008 14:26    Post subject:
Take a long brown coat and hit the streets, underneath your coat you'r completely naked, start flashing women that really need it, young hot chicks, rub your dick in their faces, do the occasional backflip and moon them whilst showing your asshair. This will make for a most entertaining afternoon, and hopefully for you, not one between 4 walls:P


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Support81
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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Aug 2008 14:34    Post subject:
kaeye wrote:
id say do some gaming.. now i am single once again im regretting selling my gaming rig. I have fuck all to do..

ATM im playing through condemned 2 bloodshot on the 360 that my buddy lent me. Its pretty sweet, not enjoying it like the first game though, that totally sucked me in hook line and sinker like.


Well, i don't know what game to play tbh.
Thinking of Mass effect but, naah.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Aug 2008 19:04    Post subject:
Build rock scuptures at the beach. Take pictures of them, sell them


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