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 Posted: Tue, 19th Oct 2004 19:40 Post subject: [XBOX] The true story behind the Halo 2 Xbox leak |
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LOL- found this on the internet
The true story behind the Halo 2 Xbox leak:
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First of all, you need to be aware that this game is a leaked beta!
The guy who leaked it is
a friend of mine who works on the factory that prints the xbox-dvds
of Halo2! (for claritys sake, let us call him Saint-Germande!).
Alright, here is the story; Saint-Germande (S.G. from now on!)
hates his boss on the factory, so I had an easy time convincing him
to steal it for me! Ever since it went gold (they print one master
dvd in 24 karat gold, coz gold dvd's are better quality!) - I
begged my friend to steal it. But alas! - He was nervous... Then
one day the boss yelled at him and things started to happen. He
said 'fuck my boss' and 'i will give it to you for 1 bag of weed'.
So done deal. So now we all have Halo2 and life is good... OR IS
IT? See; coz Bungie knew this could very well happen (they are not
stupid!) - so they put in some safemeasures! I will try to list the
known issues with this game, issues that you as a pirate need to be
aware of!
1. This game installs a tiny program in your bios. When
the game loads, it flashes a tiny part of the xbox bios, a blank
space which M$ made JUST for such events! Now why is this
important? Well, I will tell you! : Here goes: I use dialup for my
xbox, so this is how I noticed: One day in the middle of the night
(4am) I heard my modem started dailing to the INTERNET! If i had
broadband, i obviously wouldnt have heard, as broadband is silent!
(fuck you, i want dsl!) So I was like 'wtf!?' and stormed outta bed
and into the living room! There it was! Proof! In the middle of the
night, this aforementioned tiny program in the bios, had booted the
xbox and turned on my TV! I could see all sorts of data being
transmitted, and the next thing i know my phone rings... yes... you
heard me... i was panicking!!! 'OMG' I said and trembled as I
walked to the phone... Then!: I picked up the phone (sweat was now
dripping from my shaking body). "THIS IS MICROSOFT, ANTI PIRACY
DEPARTMENT! WE HAVE DETECTED THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POSSESION A LEAK
OF HALO2"... I hung up... I have been living at my moms house ever
since... Dunno if it was a prank call, but who knows? I dare not
return...
2. This isnt final software! The smart people at the dvd
factory only burn 99.9% of the dvd's and then stack em up! When
they are ready to leave the factory, they quickly burn the last
missing 0.1% in a few hours. Hence this game cannot be completed!
3. As an extra, Microsoft has decided that this game (HALO2 J00
Ph00L!) should be released with the new spyware 'Bonze Buddy XB'.
This software will (besides eating your bandwidth!) monitor your
gaming habits and report them back to MS! I have already
experienced several POPUPS during my gaming! THIS SUX! WHYYY MS!???
WHYYYY? I was in the middle of a game of when these advertisements
for VIAGRA started popping up on my TV!
4. Misconception! I repeat!
THE GAME IS NOT (!!!) IN FRENCH! Let me explain to you idiots; as i
said in section 2 (see section 2!) the game still needs a final
0.1%! In this case the missing part is the 'reverse bit'. Allow me
to go on; All the samples were stored on the dvd in REVERSE! Hence,
the last 0.1% to be burned was the REVERSE BIT which was supposed
to arrange the sound FOREWARD instead of BACKWARDS as it is now!
result? the game has strange sound when the characters speak! To
some this has been interpreted as the french language! THIS IS NOT
SO! It is just ENGLISH in reverse! Im french, so I KNOW!
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Oct 2004 20:09 Post subject: |
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Hahaha seen this before but still funny.
Im a cockfag
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Oct 2004 20:19 Post subject: |
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lol thats plain blah lol and funny nice story though hehe
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Oct 2004 20:30 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Oct 2004 21:18 Post subject: |
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i think your full of shit, for one thing xbox does not use dial up for xbox live, and if your xbox is modded why in the hell is it even hooked up to the internet, you must be trying to get a new topic going or maybe you work for microsoft or bungie anyhow nice try dickhead i will give you a {e) for effort. not
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Oct 2004 21:23 Post subject: |
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ITS A JOKE FFS
Im a cockfag
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Oct 2004 21:25 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Oct 2004 21:26 Post subject: |
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| warrior411 wrote: | | i think your full of shit, for one thing xbox does not use dial up for xbox live, and if your xbox is modded why in the hell is it even hooked up to the internet, you must be trying to get a new topic going or maybe you work for microsoft or bungie anyhow nice try dickhead i will give you a {e) for effort. not |
there's always one that doesn't get it
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Oct 2004 21:27 Post subject: |
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| warrior411 wrote: | | i think your full of shit, for one thing xbox does not use dial up for xbox live, and if your xbox is modded why in the hell is it even hooked up to the internet, you must be trying to get a new topic going or maybe you work for microsoft or bungie anyhow nice try dickhead i will give you a {e) for effort. not |
what ? what ? the ****
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Oct 2004 22:44 Post subject: |
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OMG@warrior411
somebody give him a chill pill, lol
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Magus
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Oct 2004 02:15 Post subject: |
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lol funny read but the guy who wrote doesn't have the slightest idea
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e_ddi_e
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Oct 2004 10:28 Post subject: |
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| vile wrote: | | lol funny read but the guy who wrote doesn't have the slightest idea |
me thinks that there is someonelese who is clueless 
 ... but even worse, it releases satan. |
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| Posted: Thu, 21st Oct 2004 12:00 Post subject: |
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hahah, that's probaly one of those 15 year old idiots from the bungie forum, for who Halo is a part of their life.........pathetic losers
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Thu, 21st Oct 2004 12:06 Post subject: |
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hahahahaha, i love it, hahahahahaahah
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| Posted: Fri, 22nd Oct 2004 17:30 Post subject: |
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Kinda funny... Nice freaky Haloween story... Need more naked Skeletons...
And by the way... It's in damn god French (European)... It sucks! I'm a French-Canadian and... God damn it! The french language used in the version sucks soooooooooo much... it's a god damn french-european language with god damn accent and typical regional expressions/quotes... Not even made in a more "internationnal" French ... Stupid France...
Thanks God i'm always playing games in English and listening to movies in English too, can't support French (from France) traduction...
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Eternity is really long, especially near the end.
- Woody Allen
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Oct 2004 02:32 Post subject: |
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Nice, too bad it is not true. You can tell from the first paragraph about the Gold DVD. DVD is not as good as a conducter as copper, but it does not oxidize as bad so they use it as a plating. So it would not be pure gold, only part.
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GP Force
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Oct 2004 08:06 Post subject: |
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| default wrote: | | Nice, too bad it is not true. You can tell from the first paragraph about the Gold DVD. DVD is not as good as a conducter as copper, but it does not oxidize as bad so they use it as a plating. So it would not be pure gold, only part. |
It sounds like you fell for it.
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