yuck! but these pics arent yours, are they?
Remember seeing the last pic slightly modified with the text "In blablah Spdiers are so big they even have lifebars"
it's clock spider you motherfucker, you better show respect before he puts a cap in your ass
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A huge huntsman spider found by someone in a relative's house, living under a clock. He took 3 photographs before, presumably, running from the room with terror. the first one is the clock, with the spider's legs poking out from one side of it. the second is a pic of the spider with the clock gone (it's not clear whether the clock has been moved or the spider as moved away from it) and the third one is a horrifyingly detailed close up showing the fur on the spider (eurgh). According to legend, this spider once had a ninth leg which fell off in a battle with limecat and became the being mortals worship as "God". Fools, clock spider will not treat them with mercy when judging them along with worshippers of limecat who will, undoubtedly, be fed to the spider after judgement day. rumor has it that the messenger the spider sends as the "judge" on judgement day will be a humongous piece of cheese, but since the spider will probably have eaten the Jupiter sized king of cheese long before then, who will be sent remains to be seen...
yuck! but these pics arent yours, are they?
Remember seeing the last pic slightly modified with the text "In blablah Spdiers are so big they even have lifebars"
Yeah I´ve seen these pics a few years ago also. Still, bleh. I hate spiders.
Glad that we don´t have those in Sweden.
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it's clock spider you motherfucker, you better show respect before he puts a cap in your ass
Quote:
A huge huntsman spider found by someone in a relative's house, living under a clock. He took 3 photographs before, presumably, running from the room with terror. the first one is the clock, with the spider's legs poking out from one side of it. the second is a pic of the spider with the clock gone (it's not clear whether the clock has been moved or the spider as moved away from it) and the third one is a horrifyingly detailed close up showing the fur on the spider (eurgh). According to legend, this spider once had a ninth leg which fell off in a battle with limecat and became the being mortals worship as "God". Fools, clock spider will not treat them with mercy when judging them along with worshippers of limecat who will, undoubtedly, be fed to the spider after judgement day. rumor has it that the messenger the spider sends as the "judge" on judgement day will be a humongous piece of cheese, but since the spider will probably have eaten the Jupiter sized king of cheese long before then, who will be sent remains to be seen...
i would if a swat team guaranteed destruction and elimination and liquidation of said object with failproof proof!
Or maybe with a flaimthrower and a thermalgoggles. It would look less disgusting, cause i wouldnt see the "textures" of that thing and probably spot it fast enough... to burn it to crisp...
I now see a flaw in that theory. No, its not the burned wall and house in general, but even if its dead and black - iieeew the imagination alone - i still couldn't remove it. Damnit, im stuck, even in my fantasy world
You know whats fun when you see those or any kind of insect, just take a blowtorch or gascan, light it and say crispy crisp:) The tinier spiders I just leave cuz they eat mosquitos and that earns their right to live in my bedroom:)
If I found that in my house I would be horrified, so horrified that I would have to stare at it. Then I would poke it with a stick.
Lol, reminds me of a spider I spotted outside when i was very little (and a little retarded),
I got this wooden stick that was like 2 meters long and I poked it and it ran on the stick towards me.....and I just started running and running!
The clock spiders in their present state control all the world leaders. Think about it, every office has a clock. Most world leaders have several clocks of different time-zones...that means that they have at least 13 clock spiders in their office at any given time. The primary job of the clock spider is to scare the living shit out of people but their second goal is to use their web making skills to attach weblines to political leaders limbs and pull the strings from behind the safe haven of their clock fortresses. They had considered using their skills to create corruption via their spinning of a web of lies, but they considered this to be too obvious of a metaphor.
The Clock spider network suffered a set back on Friday October 13, 1307 when their puppet organisation the Templar Knights got really wasted and wandered off. Luckily, the clock spider's rebounded by forming the UX and set up a militant wing called the Untergunther which is a guerilla/covert force that fix clocks all over the world in secret to ensure that their clock spider masters have an unbroken line of communication.
Seriously tho thats some scary shit i would probably go mental and burn the damn house down, spiders in sweden are tiny as hell but even those make me scream like a lil girl
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