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WaldoJ
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 Posted: Thu, 28th Aug 2008 21:28 Post subject: FUCKING POTS AND PANS! |
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So I was like, I'm hungry lets cook dindins!
So I go to the store buy me my stuffs and am all like YAAAY! Accomplishment so i smoked a cigarette on the way home all cheerful cause im finally gonna eat something other than water.
I prep everything. EVERYTHING. Peppers are all awesome lookings. Onions are all mangifient! Chicken is all purdy! ANd other stuff ish jush PURRFECT!
But... someone forgot to clean the pots and pans i was gonna use. ANd they're all greasy! Like three day old grease. So digusting!!! I dun wanna scrub today! At all! I jush wanted to cook!
What good are mums if they can't do the dishes properly. 
I gotta use a wok and a small, tiny sized, pan to styrfry my veggies.
And a shitty pot to do the fussilli in.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Aug 2008 22:08 Post subject: |
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Grow up and do the dishes urself ffs... -_-'
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Aug 2008 22:14 Post subject: |
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Fuck off! Ish not my turn to do dishes today! BITCH!! It's my turn today to clean up the house, do laundry, cook din din and make coffee! :>
Dishes are done though. Lool. I hate getting my hands dirty when I cook. Like I want them clean all through out! Not during. It's jush so icky!
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Aug 2008 22:18 Post subject: |
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| WaldoJ wrote: | Fuck off! Ish not my turn to do dishes today! BITCH!! It's my turn today to clean up the house, do laundry, cook din din and make coffee! :>
Dishes are done though. Lool. I hate getting my hands dirty when I cook. Like I want them clean all through out! Not during. It's jush so icky! |
Go cry in a corner? U bitch to much about fucking nothing.
Jesus... Grow up?
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Aug 2008 22:24 Post subject: |
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| Snubben85 wrote: | | WaldoJ wrote: | Fuck off! Ish not my turn to do dishes today! BITCH!! It's my turn today to clean up the house, do laundry, cook din din and make coffee! :>
Dishes are done though. Lool. I hate getting my hands dirty when I cook. Like I want them clean all through out! Not during. It's jush so icky! |
Go cry in a corner? U bitch to much about fucking nothing.
Jesus... Grow up? |
Oh! OH! OH! You didn't just say that. Sheeesh. Mr drama teacher. Go suck on a popsicle and jerk off. SHeeesh. SHEEEESH! You don't like my bitching, go bitch about it you queen. Wowie. WOWIE! it's like, it's like, it's like you're retarded and i'm driving the retarded school bus and you want me to crash cause you're gay and gay people are gay!
Wow you got me soo mad.  I should make a thread about that. Hmmmmm.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Aug 2008 22:32 Post subject: |
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I do it once a week. After I do the laundry. 
It's just couple days ago my mum made something and instead of cleaning my pan, she stuck it all greasy and fitlhy into the oven. I was looking for it where i always keep it clean and nice as i had everything ready to cook. And it was in the oven, all disgusting and I really had no time to wash it. It just pissed me off. Like seriously, it can be very annoying when you're dead set for something and one little thing just gets off balance. I really wasn't in the mood to scrub greasy dishes today. So I washed it after i cooked. Can't do it during. Gotta watch the food.  i was cleaning a small pot for the noodles and my onions almost burned.
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Aug 2008 22:33 Post subject: |
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Save up and get a Dishwasher  ...They do sorta work ya know  .
And throw in 20$ for a Mex cleaning crew, I am sure they come cheap in the US of A...or?
Personally I don't really love to clean and all that, but as I am pedantic (more leaning towards compulsory disorder here) I just hunker down and do it if the Mrs, don't feel like doin it...HATE when the dishes and crap is piling up...just do it man!.
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Aug 2008 22:33 Post subject: |
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Pissst, waldo over here!!! Ignore him. Pictures of food plz.
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Aug 2008 22:37 Post subject: |
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fuuuck , back when i was in a dorm during college , if my roomates wouldnt comply i would sweep the floor with their clothes and shit like that .
i mean shit , plates and clothes all over the place , i wouldnt accept shit like that .. afterall i was the only one mopping the floor , dust bustin and tidying up the place once a couple of days.
same thing happens at home , if my mom would have done shit like that i would've made a huge fucking deal out of it
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Aug 2008 22:39 Post subject: |
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| Hierofan wrote: | PS
what the fuck .. did you inject sugar or what's with the hyperactivity ? |
cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Nah jush happy today. Did lots of things today. Finished my work. Cooked awsum spicy fewd. Cleaned up loads. Found a perfect mp3 song for today. Jush in a good good good good good good good good mood. Oh and I met a whore yesterday. Well not a whore. But she's basically a whore. No the kind you pay for. The kind you call a whore cause she wants to suck you off while you wanna enjoy a movie. The kind you walk out on cause she knows you're seeing someone and fucking you is a great idea because then you'll feel bad and keep coming back to her cause if it happened once, what's more, y'know. So instead of ratting to your g/f about your cawk in her mouth, you end up talking to her using vulgar words you read in a dictionary describing a female cunt. She gets upset, you get happy, she yells at you calls you a bastard, a faggot, a dick, blah blah blah and you go to sleep knowing you didn't cheat on the girl you like even though you came close. So you wake up early in the morning, do all your work, cook dinner and eat it and feel satisfied cause it's sooooo spicy your face sweats spicy sweat and your eyes begin to burn and it hurts sooo fucking much. But pain is good!
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Aug 2008 22:42 Post subject: |
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Gay i just realized by the look of the pic, i forgot to add green onions and other thingies. But nevertheless it's awsum! Sooo spicy! So awsum! I would fuck myself up the ass if i were two people! It's THAT good! 
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Aug 2008 22:43 Post subject: |
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YUMMY!. Man! going to bed here...BUT NOW I AM HUNGRY!!!!! CRAP!  .
EDIT: Just had a mouth full of pickled herring... YUCK!, but that was the fastest remedy (bought at IKEA last weekend) .
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Aug 2008 22:48 Post subject: |
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STILL HUNGRY cause of that pic...MAN!!!!!
Oh well, I guess I will have to sweat it out. Strap on my iPod (Red Storm Rising) and have a heafty Bfast in the morn!!! .
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Aug 2008 22:50 Post subject: |
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No oil or anyting. All natural.
The meat cooked itself in it's tingie... added pepper and other chickin seasoning while it cooked it self. Then let it sulk a bit in the heat. YEAH SULK! FUCKING EMO DEAD CHICKEN!
Then the peppers were dun in a tiny pan, TINY! i heated it up lots and lots added some water then threw in the peppers so they all boiled up and got soft and hard at the same time. Edible and stuffs. Same ting with the onions though i had a bit of oil for the onions so they got all juciy and sparkly and crackly. YAAAY!
Then i did noodles. I added peppers and then onions to the thicken with them sauces and stuffs.
Let them swim a bit. Eat the flavor, become the flavor, become food.
Then added noodles. Stirred a lil bit. Let it all fornicate a while. Closed it up. Let it all enjoy the taste, become the taste, beome food.
And now i's eating it. And it's soooo spicy delisciousness. My sweat burns my eyes.
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Aug 2008 22:51 Post subject: |
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DROOOOOOOL!!!!!! .
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Aug 2008 22:55 Post subject: |
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You know what you can do with that droool right? Cover up your pillow and have a water bed. Oh how i want a waterbed. Swish and slosh all night. Such fun! But the food is good! Soo goood! I ated it and it's like... my mouth is on fire. Like... ouch I wish i were gay so i could suck some cock right now and transfer the spices onto some gay guys cock and make his peepee burn for a while. that'd be funny. Then i'd bite it off and spit it and laugh at him.
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Aug 2008 22:59 Post subject: |
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Enjoy man!!!!!, I envy you...going to bed on a sort a empty stomach here .
MAN I AM HUNGRY!!!!! and I am also sort a 10 kg to heavy....that's why I am in agony at the mo. Only Bfast and Lunch...no evening snacks or ANYTHING at the mo...HUHUHU!!!!!. Anyway enjoy man...
I hope it's not cock though...you would feel really dirty and cheap in the morn ya know .
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Aug 2008 23:04 Post subject: |
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!!! Guy! Just eat a lil breakfast, a lil lunch and a lil dinner and excersise! Sheeesh!
Or eat veggies. Omg apples are soo energetic. Eat them at lunch. And breakfast with organes!!!!! Oh oh oh keeps you wired through the day! And then eat din din. Like a nice steak with mashed potatoes and a salad! Ooooh! OOOOH! DELISH!
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Aug 2008 23:09 Post subject: |
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This thread makes me unsure of walkoj gender... I thought he was a guy before. Someone clue me in?
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Aug 2008 23:16 Post subject: |
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Yeah he's still a guy. Jush happy. Happy happy joy joy!
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Aug 2008 23:35 Post subject: |
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Did you cook pure E numbers or something. Dude you're crazy.
Food looks nice though. Nice one.
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Aug 2008 23:35 Post subject: |
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Ok Waldo,
I have no idea are you acting, or just bored so you post random crap, but you made my evening.
You're awesum, now I can go to sleep with sense of accomplishment.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Aug 2008 23:43 Post subject: |
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i r indeed ashwum! Thanks!
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