Met me a crazy one again, and boy is she crazy:P
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Sep 2008 03:26    Post subject: Met me a crazy one again, and boy is she crazy:P
Ok, this bitch can drag even the happiest of souls down, tonight I officially gave her the preverbial boot cuz I was sick of her constant whining about everything.

She whined about,

- her mom
- her sisters
- her wrist
- her neckpains
- her stomachpains
- her landlady
- her friends who didn't text her on time when they got home
- relationships in general
- how men in general only want one thing
- not wanting to see things in all shades of green, she only had black or white
- people who didn't share her life experiences
- add 500 other things

she practically whined about just about everything you can imagine, I think if you look up the definition of the word whine, her name would surely come up. Only time she wouldn't whine was when she had 20 wodka redbulls, then she got so fucking horney she would start touching me right there and then in the bar with other people watching.

But fuck that shit, she drove me crazy with her constant whining, I am a fucking optimist, and she's the forever pessimist. Often times I would say something and she'd draw my words into a complete negative and turn my kind words against me as if I said something bad, just cuz she likes the feeling of feeling bad.

So thats three crazy cunts in a row now, well not counting the one I went out with for 2 months cuz she wasn't crazy.

But look on the bright side, I met the worst kind of crazy bitch ever, things can only look up from here:ROFL:
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Sep 2008 03:33    Post subject:
so you met a normal girl and she's crazy? Wtf?

my ex was like that... i learned that from whining you can find out a lot about a person. When she whined about being too cold, I always gave her a jacket. When she whined about her mum, I'd sit back and listen and laugh in my head. When she whined about her wrists... lol her wrists... suicidal much? God. Stop dating indie crazy girls. Laughing

srsly brudda. Very Happy I'd die for a girl that complains a lot. One i'm with now just complains about itty bitty things like gmail notifier isn't fast enough. A program won't start. I can't get it up. Simple things. Simple tiny things no one can be bothered with.

I love crazy girls though. I can't wait till I find me one that's all suicidal and psychotic and easily manipulable (lol thaat's a word?) and have her fall in love with me and then out of the blue just end it with her. Then read the obituaries day in day out see if i can find her name. That'd be lol. Oh such lol.

I LOVE CRAZY GIRLS!


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Sep 2008 03:36    Post subject: Re: Met me a crazy one again, and boy is she crazy:P
Pfiemelcheese wrote:

- how men in general only want one thing


I guess she was right about you in that regard Razz
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Sep 2008 03:36    Post subject: Re: Met me a crazy one again, and boy is she crazy:P
pistolshrimp wrote:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:

- how men in general only want one thing


I guess she was right about you in that regard Razz


buuuuuuuuuurn Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Sep 2008 03:42    Post subject: Re: Met me a crazy one again, and boy is she crazy:P
WaldoJ wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:

- how men in general only want one thing


I guess she was right about you in that regard Razz


buuuuuuuuuurn Laughing


I powned him Wink
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Sep 2008 03:45    Post subject:
yah you did

<3


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Sep 2008 03:47    Post subject: Re: Met me a crazy one again, and boy is she crazy:P
pistolshrimp wrote:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:

- how men in general only want one thing


I guess she was right about you in that regard Razz

she was basically right about us men in general. till a certain age that's what we want. you'd be silly to think otherwise. Smile


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Sep 2008 03:54    Post subject:
till a certain age? do you turn gay at some point in life? I hope not. It's always about poon poon. Relationships and the like always come second. Men are physical beings, womens are all emotional and empathic and sympathetic. We want what we want. A warm orifice, a made bed, a decent meal and a clean house. We gotta do a lot to achieve all that. Find girls attractive. last more than 20 seconds in bed with them. And occasionally remember some bogus day (bday, anniversary, etc etc) it's a lot for a guy. A lot of pressure. A lot of stress. We can't all be girly like and all. Sex is part of us. Kitchen work is part of them. it's a fair trade of. We do most of the work in the bedroom. They do most of the work in the house. No?

Serious talk. Any girl that talks like that is a serious bitch. Seriously. Sex is part of any relationship. Like it or not. It's not what guys wants. It's normal. It's natural. It's what everyone wants. You can't get with a guy or a girl and not expect to get your dick wet or her panties wet. If she says that every guy is after one thing, means she got nothing to offer but that one thing. Simple as that. means she's depressed as fuck. Doesn't know what a relationship is. And she's been hurt plenty of times because of that. Does she need any sympathy? Fuck no. She needs to grow the fuck up.


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Sep 2008 04:57    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:

I LOVE CRAZY GIRLS!


seems we have one thing in common Laughing

although i wouldnt mind if my next gf was somewhat different. But only time will tell how that will work out =)

i guess i need teh cr4zy
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Sep 2008 05:25    Post subject:
PIEMEL MOVE TO HOLLAND ON GERMANY DUDE

its what i will do Smile screw this country
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Sep 2008 05:39    Post subject:
are you kidding me? just stop looking for easy lays. that's all. a girl that's worth it is a girl that doesn't jump in the sack with you on the first date. simple as that. ones who are fucked up need to get fucked asap to see if a guy is into them. you do that or find a girl who does that... seems like the right thing to do cause you're all hopped up on being a man and think with nothing else but your cock... but if you're smart and all you'll fuck her, and tell her not to call you anymore and look for another girl. Very Happy Or not fuck her and tell her it's been fun but it ain't gonna work out. Either way don't get attached to needy and obviously clingy girls. Simple as that. Easy as 1 2 3. you don't need to move. You don't need to change your living quarters (lol) you just gotta be smart. Crazies are easy to pick out. Easier than the normal girls.

Jesus. First I heard a guy complain about getting easy pussy. Hahaha. I mean yah we're all dying for something concrete and amazing and brilliant but for fucks sake... if you're easily duped into getting with some crazy girl and then complain about it... you got couple issues.

A) you need to be in a relationship so you'll take what's given without thinking twice.
B) you're easily manipulated so you easily fall for any girl that gives you attention
C) you ain't smart enough to notice the signs
D) you're too lonely.

My opinion... give it a rest and stop looking for girls. Give it a break from the whole bullshit thing and see what's out there without getting your feet wet. Then come back here and tell me that every girl in your country is fucked in the head, is an indie-scenster emo cunt, is dysfunctional in more ways than one, and then i'll tell you to move the fuck out. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Sep 2008 05:55    Post subject:
Waldo
I think I scared cheese head away with my epic burn Sad
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Sep 2008 06:15    Post subject:
He's just upset he dated ANOTHER crazy girl. I dated a shit load. I don't care. I moved on. I don't mind.


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Sep 2008 06:56    Post subject:
I am quite fussy myself.
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Sep 2008 07:04    Post subject:
reallys? You're fussy? I guess my crazy girl radar is brokened. you're not crazy or fussy! you're jush a girl!


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Sep 2008 13:16    Post subject:
Nah wasn't scared away, its the time diff eh, I went to sleep right before posting this:P And I didn't want just sex with her, I just wanted a normal relationship but that just wasn't possible, she was using me as her emotional tampon bitching to me about a shitload of problems.

Last night she laid this one on me,

"if you haven't been through what I have been through then you have no life experience so don't expect to understand me"

She was really acting like she only wanted people in her life that were either,

a) seriously depressed
b) drug addicts
c) borderliners

After that she fed me following line,

"you brought nothing but pain in my life"

and I have never hurt her:LOL: When I was on holiday in Turkey I even sent her a funeral bouquet of flowers(her dad passed away a year ago and I had them delivered to her whilst I was on holiday), a bouquet so beautifull that her sisters started crying out loud cuz they only had a few simple roses and their flowers paled in comparison to the bouquet I had sent to my girl.

So thats when I gave her the boot, ungrateful cow. Ooh she only went crazy after week 3 thats when i didn't know her anymore, it was like jekyll and hyde again, she went from totally amazing head over heels in love with her to this monster.

And Waldo, there were no signs that she was crazy, its like the first two weeks were all an act to reel me in. You'r right about me needing someone in my life, I'd like someone to be there, but not just some girl or the first one that steps up, and I thought I had found that.

PS : Do I give a shit, nope I don't cuz she's already a vague memory, no more Waldo'ing eeerm wallowing in selfpity.




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Sep 2008 13:26    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Serious talk. Any girl that talks like that is a serious bitch. Seriously. Simple as that. means she's depressed as fuck. Doesn't know what a relationship is. And she's been hurt plenty of times because of that. Does she need any sympathy? Fuck no. She needs to grow the fuck up.


I think you'r spot on in this regard, she is indeed seriously depressed, where I see white, see allways sees only black, her bright side on life has faded. And yeah she's talked to me about her past relationships and she's been hurt plenty, and she's just a poor human being for laying that shit on me and acting like I am the same people that hurt her in the past cuz she compares every man and everything thats happened to her to past happenings in her life. She's basically at a standstill in life, you can't build a relationship with these kinda people.
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Sep 2008 15:14    Post subject: Re: Met me a crazy one again, and boy is she crazy:P
Shevchenko wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:

- how men in general only want one thing


I guess she was right about you in that regard Razz

she was basically right about us men in general. till a certain age that's what we want. you'd be silly to think otherwise. Smile


What's it with men always seeing their entire gender as one homogenous group? Women hardly ever do that. I hardly ever hear women say "all women want is this and that". I dislike it when other men speak for me, and I greatly dislike the stereotype even more so.
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Sep 2008 15:40    Post subject:
Well Waldo was wrong when he said that, cuz I don't look for cunts that fuck on first or third date, I see them as sluts and nothing good can come of it. Sure I like pussy, but I make sure my feelings are right first, then I go for pussy.


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Sep 2008 15:53    Post subject: Re: Met me a crazy one again, and boy is she crazy:P
Praetori wrote:
Shevchenko wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:


I guess she was right about you in that regard Razz

she was basically right about us men in general. till a certain age that's what we want. you'd be silly to think otherwise. Smile


What's it with men always seeing their entire gender as one homogenous group? Women hardly ever do that. I hardly ever hear women say "all women want is this and that". I dislike it when other men speak for me, and I greatly dislike the stereotype even more so.


well, some women also do that. In my experience the ones (men/women) saying it are either not very bright OR get something out of it (making their mistakes / characterflaws look more like a "natural" thing, that all (wo)men do).
It gets on my nerves also, but i have stopped arguing about it, because usually the critique will fall on deaf ears.
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Sep 2008 16:20    Post subject:
she was one that did not accept criticism, you could be 100% correct, you either had to talk her way or no way at all, and I am not a yes-man, I keep people in their value, allways giving people what they want to hear is not keeping people in their value and is seriously disrespectful. So when I notice this it seriously pisses me off, being so much in the wrong and still pretending like she's God on earth, no that shit stings.

She can sit on her deaf ears all by her lonesome:LOL:


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Sep 2008 17:03    Post subject: Re: Met me a crazy one again, and boy is she crazy:P
Lutzifer wrote:
Praetori wrote:
Shevchenko wrote:

she was basically right about us men in general. till a certain age that's what we want. you'd be silly to think otherwise. Smile


What's it with men always seeing their entire gender as one homogenous group? Women hardly ever do that. I hardly ever hear women say "all women want is this and that". I dislike it when other men speak for me, and I greatly dislike the stereotype even more so.


well, some women also do that. In my experience the ones (men/women) saying it are either not very bright OR get something out of it (making their mistakes / characterflaws look more like a "natural" thing, that all (wo)men do).
It gets on my nerves also, but i have stopped arguing about it, because usually the critique will fall on deaf ears.


I think they make generalized blanket statments like that because they are followers who are saying it be cool or get attention within a group or because they have a chip on their shoulder and do it to dehumunise the 'enemy', or perhapes spin them down to a single body part. "women are such cunts" or "men are such dicks"


Seriously tho cheese sounds like you are better off without her. She has too many issues.


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My wife once bitched because she bitches so much. Your now ex can not compare to my wife that I assure you.
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Sep 2008 17:09    Post subject:
I don't believe in those kinda statements, I rather treat everyone as an individual, and after a while I'll just say she's a fucking cunt or bitch, if I said all women are cunts I might as well turn gay like Dazz and be happy for the rest of my life:)

Last night this bitch was trying to piss me off cuz I dumped her, she was looking for agro and wanted me to call her names and shit, she was really spewing and dumping insult after insult upon me. I just said, I don't play that game, I am not gonna call you names cuz I know its not you telling me these things, its another person, the real girl I fell in love with would not tell me these things. And that hurts 100x more than giving her the satisfaction of calling her names so she can rest easy that I really am an asshole. Thats what I call keeping a cool head, and I bet she did not expect that cuz after that sms I got another 5 sms'sRazz But helas, damage was already done, she would not apologize for her words so she can sit on it, as far as she's concerned she wasn't in the wrong?

NuclearShadow wrote:
My wife once bitched because she bitches so much. Your now ex can not compare to my wife that I assure you.


wanna bet that she exceeds your wife in the whine department, my now ex has an entire whinecellar filled with the best whine a country ever produced.


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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Sep 2008 03:51    Post subject:
Laughing seems crazy women abound in this world. Laughing I know ive had my fair share of em, the most prominent being my exwife (which is a given).

The only normal women I know are only friends. I never seem to hook up with a normal one. Same goes for most of my friends. They start out really cool and after a couple of months, they either go crazy or are actually crazy and hiding it all along.

Seems like an epidemic. Laughing


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NuclearShadow wrote:
My wife once bitched because she bitches so much. Your now ex can not compare to my wife that I assure you.


hahaha Laughing classic

Awww man, the women we fall in the love with eh? Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Sep 2008 10:30    Post subject:
it may sound strange but sometimes i enjoy watching my girl bitch about some stupid shit. most of the time she ends up crying and she looks so cute and huggable then. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Sep 2008 16:31    Post subject:
Shevchenko wrote:
it may sound strange but sometimes i enjoy watching my girl bitch about some stupid shit. most of the time she ends up crying and she looks so cute and huggable then. Very Happy


pure tactics on her part. to elicit ( i think thats the right word) sympathy and attention and such things. attention whoring you know?


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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Sep 2008 17:55    Post subject:
Its called emotional tamponing, if you get caught in that web you start being their personal psychiatrist and thats the only thing they see you as, from then on its all about their problems, not yours.


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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Sep 2008 18:00    Post subject:
i call it sponging. not tamponing.


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