Skunk!!!
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Smelling a skunk?
Yes, I have.
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No, I have not.
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The only skunk I have smelled is weed.
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I am a loser and can't answer.
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No skunks live around me.
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Don't care
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Sep 2008 22:48    Post subject: Skunk!!!
Skunks.

I do love them becuse they are really cute.
They wake me up in the middle of the night because they went off and the smell is so bad. It waters my eyes. 3 times a week now. Sad

3am they go off.

I have driven by the same skunk for 3 days now. He is road kill. He still friggen stinks. Sad
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Sep 2008 23:05    Post subject:
I luv the smell of skunk!


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Jenni
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Sep 2008 00:16    Post subject:
Phew never smelt one and hopefully never will.
We have something sort of similar here.
Badgers!

I've seen only one in the wild, cute little buggers but vicious I've been told.

Theres loads of foxes here they're great to see.



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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Sep 2008 01:47    Post subject:
i love the smell of skunks in the morning Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Sep 2008 01:52    Post subject:
When I go to the toilet after eating a spicey kebab every skunk pales in comparison to the masterful aroma I blast out, its enough to make a grown man croak. The stench is so bad, my ass opening starts hurting from the acidity of my shit, I can't even wipe my ass normally and need to take special moistened paper.

Oooh a good spicey Indian curry does the trick for me as well, the best shits I have are the shits I can take at someone elses place, no stench in my house and they'll have a souvenir from me for hours to come:D

Once you go Pfiemelcheese, you never go back to skunk.


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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Sep 2008 02:05    Post subject:
hahahaha

yeah pistol, get yourself a pfiemelcheese installed. The skunk-detergent of the future Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Sep 2008 03:24    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
hahahaha

yeah pistol, get yourself a pfiemelcheese installed. The skunk-detergent of the future Very Happy

fiemelcheese gun: Ready and loaded. Skunk smell everywhere!!!!
Super sonic skunk! Ready to go.
( they are still keeping me up at night with the stink Sad )


@jenni
Your silly bager. Altho cute, he is nothing to my skunk!!! Skunk is road kill X 4 and it still stinks.
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Sep 2008 03:58    Post subject:
lol this thread is cute
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Sep 2008 04:19    Post subject:
Yeah why not hang me upside down from the ceiling, feed me some crappy food once in a while and I'll spread my aroma's all day long for you Pistol, just cuz I like you so damn much:P


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Sep 2008 05:12    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
Yeah why not hang me upside down from the ceiling, feed me some crappy food once in a while and I'll spread my aroma's all day long for you Pistol, just cuz I like you so damn much:P


I did mention I hate the smell of skunks Sad U

Frappy boy.
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Sep 2008 05:15    Post subject:
i can smell skunk right now. i may be drunk but i got a woody!


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Sep 2008 07:30    Post subject:
I hate those little guys. They can squeese under anything. And then Woosh, skunk bomb!!! They need to learn how to cross the street. 3 am it wakes you up it is sooo bad. 2 times a week. It is so bad I can't sleeep. I don't want to, but I may hire a hit man. Sad
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Sep 2008 07:37    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
Yeah why not hang me upside down from the ceiling, feed me some crappy food once in a while and I'll spread my aroma's all day long for you Pistol, just cuz I like you so damn much:P


You only wish you were that bad Exclamation Stinky Stinky skunk.
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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Sep 2008 03:02    Post subject:
and, as I saw on Man vs Wild on the discovery chan, they are pretty good eating (in terms of vitaims and such, not taste).


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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Sep 2008 03:04    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
and, as I saw on Man vs Wild on the discovery chan, they are pretty good eating (in terms of vitaims and such, not taste).


I know the channel and guy you are talking about. He actually ate one????
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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Sep 2008 03:12    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
and, as I saw on Man vs Wild on the discovery chan, they are pretty good eating (in terms of vitaims and such, not taste).


I know the channel and guy you are talking about. He actually ate one????


Yeah, a couple of weeks ago.

Bear Grylles. I think ouitta all the survial experts that have shows, he's the best.

lol you might find this funny cause your Canadian Smile
I was watching a show called DangerMan today, and this guy is from New Zealand and is more known for going to relatively hot places and like showing you how to survive and such. Anyway, he spends thousands of dollars, buys all this subzero winter gear (you know thos subzero suits and boots and shit) and these special tents and such so he can "survive" in minus -35 degree weather Laughing
Fuck, Im gunna email him and say next time he wants to do that, instead of going to Siberia (thats where he went), he can come to my house in January and camp in my backyard. I swear, this guy went on about how your eyes freeze shut at that temp and what have you...
I remember walking to school with my mom when I was a kid in like minus 35 degree weather in nothing more than snow pants, hat and gloves, boots, a sweater and a reg winter jacket. And fuck, we'd stll go out for recess.
Man should stick to tropical climates, fuckin pussy. I watched it with my dad this afternoon he came by and we were fuckin laughing our asses off.
No Canadian would have even been worried about it.


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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Sep 2008 08:59    Post subject:
Ray Mears>man vs wild!


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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Sep 2008 09:03    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
Ray Mears>man vs wild!


naw....

Bear Grylles is a badass. ex special forces and shit. Im assuming he's sas or something as he's been to a ton of different environments and such.
You cant beat that kinda training. Military survival is true survival.


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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Sep 2008 09:52    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Jenni wrote:
Ray Mears>man vs wild!


naw....

Bear Grylles is a badass. ex special forces and shit. Im assuming he's sas or something as he's been to a ton of different environments and such.
You cant beat that kinda training. Military survival is true survival.


Sorry to burst your bubble but a lot of those 'survival' programmes are staged to look more rugged than they actually are.

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I am not saying that there shouldn't be a crew (for filming or back-up) but some of it is just crock. There was a case where they showed him building a raft alone on an island but in reality it took a crew of seven Very Happy the better part of a day to make that raft.

But your comment only reflects the trend in these nature/survival programmes of trying to outdo the 'other guy' by being more 'badass'. Hence the Survivorman goes without a crew and I am sure the next programme will try to make it even more 'dangerous'.

Of all those programmes I like Ray Mears the best because the emphasis is on survival stories of stranded people and the age-old techniques used by natives to survive in harsh environments. It's not about oneupmanship.

But seriously what is it with British/Australian nature programme hosts and khaki shorts? It is not a pretty picture watching a more than moderately chubby, grown-up man in shorts in a programme that involves a lot of squatting. Sad And these are not your knee-length shorts! Oh no sir! These are the 70s football-player short shorts! Crying or Very sad I know khaki is part of the uniform for several armies but not for middle-aged tv-hosts. Razz
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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Sep 2008 19:00    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Jenni wrote:
Ray Mears>man vs wild!


naw....

Bear Grylles is a badass. ex special forces and shit. Im assuming he's sas or something as he's been to a ton of different environments and such.
You cant beat that kinda training. Military survival is true survival.



Ya, swing is right. That is totally staged. He does have outdoor skills and I do enjoy the show.

He has a whole crew with him that carry his gear and help him out if he gets into trouble. I watched him almost fall down a cliff and out shoots a helping hand. Also saw the one where he found a sheep and skinned it. They killed it for him because it was still warm so ya know it was safe to eat. He gets hungry they feed him.

I saw a bit done by Survivorman. He kinda puts that guy down a bit because he has so many people with him. Survivorman carries and films his own stuff. He is totally alone


I don't know much about Military survival. Can't be that much different then the reg out door survival. The basics are the same. Food, shelter, and perseverence. I have seen of that military survival gear, it sucks. Heavy and big.
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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Sep 2008 19:22    Post subject: Re: Skunk!!!
pistolshrimp wrote:
Skunks.

I do love them becuse they are really cute.
They wake me up in the middle of the night because they went off and the smell is so bad. It waters my eyes. 3 times a week now. Sad

3am they go off.

I have driven by the same skunk for 3 days now. He is road kill. He still friggen stinks. Sad


We have that problem here with the local Chav colony, although as indigenous wildlife goes i'd rather have the skunks.
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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Sep 2008 19:24    Post subject: Re: Skunk!!!
Reg67 wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Skunks.

I do love them becuse they are really cute.
They wake me up in the middle of the night because they went off and the smell is so bad. It waters my eyes. 3 times a week now. Sad

3am they go off.

I have driven by the same skunk for 3 days now. He is road kill. He still friggen stinks. Sad


We have that problem here with the local Chav colony, although as indigenous wildlife goes i'd rather have the skunks.


Chav colony? Where are you again?


I heard in Britan they have a fox problem. Now that would be cool.
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Sep 2008 09:28    Post subject:
@swing and pistol

obviously they help him out, im not an idiot.

but when a man drinks his own piss just to demonstrate something, staged or no, and doesnt throw up, he's tough. I dont think Id every drink my own urine, no matter how thristy i was. I wouldnt be able to keep it down just cause i know what it is


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