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 Posted: Tue, 14th Oct 2008 19:07 Post subject: Can't eat with my family |
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I've just had it! It's impossible to eat with my parents since they are always making munching noises when chewing food. It's so friggin annoying :S
They're denying it, but it's so god damn loud it's impossible to ignore.
Thank god me and my sister don't munch
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| Posted: Tue, 14th Oct 2008 20:20 Post subject: |
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Get some of those noise-isolating in-ear earphones and listen to some music while you eat.
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| Posted: Tue, 14th Oct 2008 21:27 Post subject: |
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God, I thought I was the only one! I hate it! My friends and parents do it too. I'm normally extremely peaceful and diplomatic, but I just get so irritated I want to punch them in the face.
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| Posted: Tue, 14th Oct 2008 21:30 Post subject: |
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oh my, i d love to have your problems, hahahahaha
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| Posted: Tue, 14th Oct 2008 21:34 Post subject: |
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| Lutzifer wrote: | | oh my, i d love to have your problems, hahahahaha |
I swear when I say this is one of my biggest problems.
I guess my life is just that awesome.
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| Posted: Tue, 14th Oct 2008 21:51 Post subject: |
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Tue, 14th Oct 2008 22:03 Post subject: |
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deelix, you re on to something there 
and praetori, i actually know what you mean. I also find some people's eating habits and the noises they make hideous, but thats usually people who eat with their mouths open. If they make noises with their mouth closed i m fine, as they cant do much about that anyways.
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| Posted: Tue, 14th Oct 2008 22:06 Post subject: |
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oooh, yeah, that is also gross to the max
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| Posted: Tue, 14th Oct 2008 22:10 Post subject: |
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I hate it when I can hear people breathe!
I hate it when I can hear people eat/chew!
I hate it when I can hear people swallow anything!
Water is most disgusting.
I hate it when people breathe when they talk!
I hate it when people speak with an accent only for only a few words!
I hate watching people eat and breathe. Like when they're full and they give out a sigh!
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WaldoJ
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There are many more things I hate. 
Those are just the tip that make me gag when i'm with people.
I hate bodily hair sooo much. When I see a guy with a t-shirt exposing his chest hair... I gag. 
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Tue, 14th Oct 2008 22:18 Post subject: |
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hey waldo, how about some exposure therapy. I ll let you cuddle with my chest hair while i eat, drink, breathe and swallow as hard as i can
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| Posted: Tue, 14th Oct 2008 22:23 Post subject: |
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show them your inner bear! body-hair => pure masculinity
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| Posted: Tue, 14th Oct 2008 22:25 Post subject: |
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^^ chest hair ftw
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| Posted: Tue, 14th Oct 2008 22:27 Post subject: |
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| Lutzifer wrote: | | hey waldo, how about some exposure therapy. I ll let you cuddle with my chest hair while i eat, drink, breathe and swallow as hard as i can |
You wish! If you did that I'm pretty sure I'd cut your throat and then get annoyed with you choking on your blood. gargling it. drowning in it. And I'd go insane with the noise that i'll have to cut you into little pieces and feed you to the dogs. Then kill the dogs cause they'll chew loudly.
I guess I'll just let you rot in a room. and kill anyone who walks by and gags to the smell. 
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| Posted: Tue, 14th Oct 2008 22:44 Post subject: |
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hahahahaha
yeah!
and dont forget to film it
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| Posted: Tue, 14th Oct 2008 23:08 Post subject: |
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I'll film it.
Jerk off to it.
And cum on your corpse.
And the I'll have breakfast!
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| Posted: Wed, 15th Oct 2008 03:36 Post subject: |
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you dont really listen to ur own eating sounds, I bet yours are just as fucking annoying.
To say "I dont make a noise when i eat, munch, etc" is just utter bollocks.
Ask your familiy if they also think your a noisey pig and you will probably be suprised.
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| Posted: Wed, 15th Oct 2008 03:59 Post subject: |
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Once ate with my friend's family. They were first generation Chinese. Nothing wrong with that but... I swear it sounded like a platoon sloshing through the swamps of Vietnam. It was only afterward that I found out that you show your appreciation of the food by making as much noise as possible while eating. But goddamn was that an annoying half an hour =/
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| Posted: Wed, 15th Oct 2008 05:44 Post subject: |
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Get a 9mm and have it done with.
I also think fisk should be unbanned.
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| Posted: Wed, 15th Oct 2008 06:28 Post subject: |
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9mm is for girls and Europussies. Either I get something that leaves a bruise on the shoulder, or I don't do it at all.
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| Posted: Wed, 15th Oct 2008 08:17 Post subject: |
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Lol. Even when I walk I try to listen to my footsteps. And then I walk slower with less umph.
If I hear myself eating, and sometimes I catch myself, I chew slower and less loudly.
If i hear myself breathing through my nose I open my mouth and breathe through it. But then the lips separating pisses me off sometimes.
I'm a very quiet eater. I got sensitive ears. I can hear a clock that's in the hallway in the middle of the night ticking away and it'll keep me up. I hate noise. I really really really do. If i'm on a phone and i hear people talking I can't concentrate.
I love submerging myself in a bathtub and listening to things. I can hear everything so echoy, it's cool adn all but i can't do it forever. Cause then I can hear my heartbeat.
OMFG. Evwer laid so close next to someone you can hear their organs. I wanted to kill my ex this one time cause her stomach was digesting food and it just sounded so awful. Of when you lay or head on a set of fantastic tits and you can hear the heart going dum-dum dum-dum. I tried closing my eyes and just focusing on that one sound. The sound of life and i heard her breathe and I wanted to strangle her.
The sounds people make piss off sooooo much. I swear i once heard myself blink. Early i nthe morning. My eyes were sticky and heavy and i hear them go blip. FUCK.
Burps piss me off Soo omuch. Or when someone talks and it's like a nasal voice. I'd kill them instantly or tell them to shut up.
I just hate people. And yet i find them interesting.  I wish I were deaf.
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| Posted: Wed, 15th Oct 2008 08:46 Post subject: |
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| tainted4ever wrote: | | girls and Europussies. |
Sounds like you are a real tough boy.
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| Posted: Wed, 15th Oct 2008 17:42 Post subject: |
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| moosenoodles wrote: | you dont really listen to ur own eating sounds, I bet yours are just as fucking annoying.
To say "I dont make a noise when i eat, munch, etc" is just utter bollocks.
Ask your familiy if they also think your a noisey pig and you will probably be suprised. |
the difference between my parents and me is that they eat their mouth open I don't 
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I'll do that next time we eat dinner 
